Yoda the Jedi Master
June 13th, 2005
I wrote one about Voldemort, and I decided to write one about Yoda!
Read (or sing) to the tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer".
Yoda the Jedi Master (Master)
Is a little green guardian
His skills with a saber (saber)
Almost guarantee his win
And all the other Jedi (Jedi)
Are jealous of his colored skin
And they never tell poor Yoda (Yoda)
That Jedi robes are no longer in
Then one day in the Temple
Obi-Wan came to say:
Master, with your saber bright,
Won't you lead our attack tonight
Then all the Jedi loved him (loved him)
For even if he's short and green,
He's Yoda the Jedi master (Master)
and he'll go down in History!
Yoda, Darth Vader, Jedi, Obi-Wan and light sabers belong to George Lucas.
The tune belongs to some other guy.
sigh, why can't I be creative?
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