AN: So, this crackfic oneshot is based off of a dream Sunsets had last night.
Disclaimer: Neither of us own Glee.
3rd person
Ryder had just came home. As soon as he walks through the door, he sees Sam walk up to him, naked.
"Oh, Ryder... I just loose control around you...Let me fuck your ass..." Sam moaned, attempting to stick his dick in Ryder's ass. (Don't ask me how he stuck it up Ryder's ass if Ryder still had clothes on.)
"What? No! Are you crazy?" Ryder asked, pulling away and starting to run.
"Come back here!" Sam yelled, chasing after Ryder. (he was still naked.)
Eventually, he cornered Ryder in the bathroom. In the bathtub, Ryder was fairly certain he saw Marley and Kitty getting it on (don't ask me how they got in there), but he was more concerned with Sam, who was getting a bit too close.
Quickly, Ryder used magicalz ninja skills to leap over Sam, who yelled, "CURSE YOUR SEXY BODY!" in his general direction. (Sam is STILL naked.)
Sam, distraught, looked towards Marley and Kitty, who were indeed getting it on in the bathtub.
"What's up, ladies?" Sam asked, joining them in the bathtub, Ryder forgotten. (They were also naked.)
(Up to here was written by Sunsets. The rest is written by CrackFicGirl.)
Ryder ran out of the bathroom and into his bedroom. Sam followed and jumped onto his bed, trying to press up against him. Ryder ran out of his room, breathless, and speechless. (Somehow, Ryder was also naked.)
Sam cornered him and kissed him sharply. Ryder seemed to like it. ('Cause he was just a horny mother fucker like that.) Marley and Kitty came out of the bathroom and-
(THE REST OF THIS FIC HAS BEEN DELETED DUE TO THE FACT THAT WE DID NOT WANT TO GIVE PEOPLE NIGHTMARES.)
AND THEY ALL MANAGED TO SURVIVE THAT TERRIFYING DAY.
THE END.
AN: Yeah, that was cray-cray.
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Sunsets
AN Number 2: Hey, this is CrackFicGirl!I just wanted thank you for reading my very first fic.
If you're cray-cray and liked this jacked-up crap, then tell me in the reviews, bitches!
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