HE'S MAKING A LIST, HE'S CHECKING IT TWICE
A/N This was originally my idea for last week's Christmas quadrabble, and then the End of the World prompt came up and my muse was immediately diverted with thoughts of a Mayan Apocoplyse (attention span of a gnat, that one), and anyway, this week's word suits this idea much better anyway!
So here's a few days late Christmas quadrabble.
And ... I'm rambling.
WOW: confession. Not everyone knows that Santa keeps an eye on big kids as well as little ones ... we join Santa as he's putting the finishing touches to his list. With a little encouragement.
Disclaimer: I don't own them - I've obviously been way too naughty.
Chapter 1
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Child's name
Winchester, Dean
Age
Thirty
Noteworthy examples of naughtiness
(Further details can be found in pages 1 – 347 of annex A)
(See annex B for illustrations)
Lying, stealing, gambling, fornication, fighting, alcohol consumption, constant use of foul language, gluttonous appetite and sibling cruelty (see Page 125, clause 6 of annex A; 'the noodle incident')
Honest admissions of bad behaviour
Grudgingly confessed to surfing porn on brother's laptop only after said brother pinned him down and administered chinese burns.
Immediately withdrew confession citing the anti-torture clause of the Geneva Convention.
Continuously.
For three weeks.
Brother eventually returned laptop and invited him to surf porn just to shut him up.
Examples of niceness
Hunts evil, saves lives.
Kind to children, animals and pretty ladies.
Exhibits a suicidally reckless instinct to protect his brother who is built like the Rock of Gibraltar so therefore doesn't need protecting at all.
Takes good care of toys (car)
Special considerations
Tragic life/questionable role model
Old enough to know better?
He's thirty.
(See page 86, clause 12b of annex A; 'won't ever learn'.)
Pass/reject
Visit Rudolph's stall to fill this one's stocking ...
... or, given that he's threatening to microwave one of my elves; pass.
Gift
Cherry Pie
Giant slinky
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tbc