Chapter 1: This Is My Girlfriend
"Come on Spencer, I don't have all day. Jamie is waiting on me!" The older blonde shouted up the stairs. A set of keys came flying his way from the top, and he caught them despite his lack of attention.
"You shouldn't be having any lip with me when I'm the one that took it to the garage to get fixed." The younger blonde descended the stairs. "And what were you doing? Oh yeah! Hogging my car so you can go and suck face with your girlfriend, who I'm not even sure is real."
The annoyed blonde boy took a throw cushion off the couch and flung it in the direction of the source of his annoyance. The blonde girl didn't even flinch as the pillow missed, by at least 4 inches wide, knowing it wouldn't have gotten to her.
"You have horrible aim. It's a wonder how you pee without wetting the seat."
Glen scowled at his now smirking sister. "You are just an obnoxious little snob. It's still a mystery to me how you can get girls like this so called Ashley, that you have yet to introduce, to like you."
"You've never let me meet your 'girlfriend' and you've never met mine. I think we're even. Besides, if she gets to know you then she might leave the continent and I wouldn't want that."
"You think you're such a smart ass don't you?"
"Not think. I know."
Glen opened the door, only to be met by the winds of the cold winter snow, and pulled his coat tighter before addressing his sister. "You know, you acting this way frustrate me to no end."
Spencer added her coat to her thick layer of clothing. "All the more reason to be this way."
"Is Ashley happy with your Squidward-like attitude?" Glen looked back at his sister as she stepped outside on the patio.
"Very mature of you, resorting to SpongeBob. But while you're there, is Jamie happy with your mixture of Patrick Star and Mr. Krabs like behavior?"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It means you're dumb and cheap." She deadpanned. "You didn't even pay for your car repair, I had to. To top it all off, you didn't know there was a car repair shop 10 blocks down from here."
"I didn't get my paycheck yet and I don't look around much when I'm driving. Why would I when I usually have an extremely sexy brunette in the passenger seat to look at?"
"Is that how you got a fender bender from crashing into a tree?"
"The roads were slippery." Glen tried to defend himself.
Spencer quirked an eyebrow at him. "The incident happened 2 weeks ago Glen."
"So?"
"So, the first snow fall was 4 days ago."
"Whatever Spencer." She smirked as she won another argument with her brother. If she kept count, it would be Spencer – 24, Glen – 0. He could never find good comebacks to her smart, witty comments.
"This is why I don't usually engage in conversation with you." He waited until she was out the door to lock it.
"You really shouldn't. I like talking to people with an IQ above 50."
Spencer stopped the crunching of snow under her feet and adjusted her knit hat as she turned around to her brother who suddenly went silent. Finally shut him up eh? The blonde thought.
As soon as she was facing Glen, she was greeted by a sting in her face as it was now full of snow. She wiped her face clean and looked in disbelief at her brother who was pumping his fists in the air and yelled, "Bullseye!"
Spencer, never one to be defeated by her brother, bent down and picked up a handful of snow, shaped it into a ball and used her skills from years of softball to throw the ball of ice right where she knew it would hurt him. Right in the balls!
Glen yelped and grabbed where it hurt and Spencer jumped in joy before doing a little victory wiggle. "Tell Jamie to enjoy that!" She let out a satisfied grunt and skipped into her car.
Her phone rang as she entered the vehicle.
Oh baby let's get naked, just so we can make sweet love. All this sensation, got me going crazy for you!
Spencer instantly smiled at the all too familiar ringtone as she searched for her phone in her bag. She retrieved it and hit the answer button.
"Hey baby."
"Hey lover." Spencer grinned at the name her girlfriend has been calling her after their first year of a four year relationship.
Yep, she too can't believe that she's actually never brought her to meet Glen after all this time. But she has reason; Glen chased off the girlfriend before Ashley.
"I'm on my way over. But until then… what are you wearing?"
Ashley's unbelievably sexy, raspy chuckle echoed through the phone. "Do you really want to have phone sex with me when you can get over here and have the real thing?"
Spencer gulped. She could practically envision the brunette licking her lips, a habit of hers she developed when teasing the blonde.
"I'll be there in 10 minutes." Spencer squeaked out before clearing her throat to sound like her normal self.
"Now, now. Don't speed. The time distance from there to here is like 20 minutes. I don't want you getting into an accident or getting into trouble with the law. The roads are slippery." The serious tone of her loving girlfriend caused her to melt as she decreased the speed from 50 to 30. She knows that Ashley truly cares for her, so she doesn't want her to worry.
"Okay I'll be careful. Was there a reason you called?" The blonde took one hand off of the wheel to better adjust the Bluetooth in her ear.
"Yes. I called to tell you to hurry and get over here."
Spencer laughed at her girlfriend's seemingly eager tone. "We spent the whole of yesterday together Ash. Why are you so anxious to see me today?"
"Well that was yesterday. Today I'm completely naked and would prefer your hands to be where mine are." Ashley got a dirty smirk on her face when she heard the sound of tires screeching on the other end of the phone, knowing that Spencer probably hit brakes.
"Geez Ash, don't talk like that when I'm driving. It's a hazard!" Spencer threw her hands in the air for emphasis even though the other girl couldn't see her.
The brunette giggled in the phone and a smile permeated the blonde's face. She just loves the sound of Ashley's voice in any form.
"I'm hanging up now because I know you haven't resumed driving as yet and you're just prolonging our sexy time."
The blonde gently pressed her foot on the gas pedal and mumbled a "see you soon" before ending the call.
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Rattling of keys in the door filled the brunette's ear and she smiled, already knowing who it is.
The blonde was the only one who quietly enters her house, unlike her annoying brat of a sister, Kyla. It's still a mystery to the girl why she gave the younger brunette a set of keys to the house.
Spencer opened the door and set the grocery bag to the side before closing the door. She didn't have time to do anything else because she was attacked by a robe wearing brunette who jumped on her. Ashley wrapped her arms around Spencer's neck and her legs around her torso. Spencer's hands cupped Ashley's petite behind in return to steady her in her arms.
"Are you trying to distract m so that your other girlfriend can escape?" Spencer joked with the giddy girl.
Ashley eagerly nodded. "She needs to get out of here fast because Spencer's here!" She raised her voice at the end to jokingly signal the "other girl".
Spencer smiled at the beauty in front of her. Ashley leaned in and pressed her soft lips against her girlfriend's own. They both smiled knowingly into the kiss when Spencer's hand began to roam and set on Ashley's bare ass under the robe.
Ashley took over by deepening the kiss and her hands tangled in blonde tresses of hair. They both released a soft moan as their tongues came into contact and heat ran down to the pit of their stomachs.
The kiss broke and Spencer trailed her kisses to Ashley's cheek, jaw, and then neck, stopping to pay attention to her pulse point to elicit a sexy grunt from the person in her arms. Ashley rolled her head back to give Spencer more access and Spencer kissed down her collarbone before licking her way back up the length of Ashley's neck and placed a kiss on her chin.
"Hello to you too." Spencer grinned as she saw the effect she has on the brunette shining from her now darker brown eyes.
"That's all I'm getting after you got me so hot and bothered?" She faked being annoyed but Spencer knows when she's playing around.
"Yep that's all you're getting. For now."
"I'll just wait till later then. What's in the bag?" The brown haired girl let herself down to the floor.
"I stopped by the store and got us beer, ice cream, sprinkles, chocolate syrup, caramel for you, strawberries and whipped cream. Thought we could make sundaes." The blonde said as she shifted through the bag to remember what she bought. She turned back to find the brunette staring at her.
"So you brought sex food?"
Spencer rolled her eyes. "They are not sex food. I brought them to eat."
Ashley raised her eyebrows in response.
"Not like that! You need to clean out that dirty mind of yours."
"It's all in your head Spence. I never said anything."
"You were thinking it though."
"Like you weren't thinking it when you bought those stuff."
"It wasn't." Spencer lied. That was exactly what she was thinking when she walked into a corner store to originally get a six-pack of beer.
"Uh huh, sure." Ashley turned to head up the stairs. "Do me a favor and bring the whipped cream when you're coming will ya."
Spencer happily obliged by grabbing the can and bounced up the stairs.