Rachel - I found a terry-cloth pantsuit at Ann Taylor Loft!
Quinn - Good for you, you will have Finn back in your arms in no time.
Brittany - Are you supposed to put anise extract in scrambled eggs?
Kurt - Congratulations, Rachel. Be happy that you are not 3 hours behind on your moisturizing routine.
Homer J Simpson - My slippers are made of terry-cloth.
Kurt - Who invited Homer to this conversation?
Quinn - Probably Rachel because she had to say she got a pantsuit made of terry-cloth.
Brittany - Isn't terry-cloth that purple color that all the boys get confused with orange?
Mercedes - No, that's periwinkle.
Brittany - Then what's turquoise?
Rachel - I think Mrs. Snuggleton and Valerie Bertinelli aren't satisfied with their anti-depressant. Should I use Abilify?
Quinn - How do you know Valerie Bertinelli? Even I haven't met her yet.
Mercedes - Who is Mrs. Snuggleton?
Rachel - I must have forgotten to clarify. Mrs. Snuggleton and Valerie Bertinelli are my ferrets.
Brittany - Feed them peanuts.
Rachel - Abilify seemed to make Mrs. Snuggleton snore more than she did before.
Rachel - My dads think having my ferrets chuck herbal tea is a good idea.
Kurt – Like they'd rather get tea stains.
Quinn - Can somebody please act like a normal being from Ohio.
Kurt - I'm perfectly fine with my normal self. After all, I am the only one who actually files their nails.
Quinn - I would pray for you, Kurt.
Brittany - I just found out what my pits tasted like. They taste like burgers.
Mercedes - That is disgusting.
Tina - That must have been worse than giving a speech in front of the entire school.
Kurt - I waited for the entire period and nobody commented on my new Joseph and Feiss jacket.
Santana - Kurt, if you were a Cheerio, you would be kicked out by Coach Sylvester in seconds.
Rachel - I found a leotard that's super chic, but I don't like having to strip naked to pee.
Santana - Then hold it.
Rachel - I have had weak a weak bladder ever since I was 6. But I have been practicing. I think my bladder's endurance has improved.
Tina - How come your bladder was weak every since you were 6?
Rachel - Personal reasons. I don't think they should be shared in public, it would cause too much paparazzi.
Brittany - My neighbor said it's not right to ride on a bike without a butt-pad.
Mercedes - Doesn't your neighbor mean helmet?
Rachel - I heard it's safe to wear Styrofoam under your clothes when you first start riding. You should never trust training wheels.
Quinn - I must go pray and leave this conversation.
Tina - I'm sorry, I don't buzz a lot. Can somebody refresh the conversation?
Santana -Can't you just read it?
Mercedes - Aren't you excited about this week's glee club assignment?
Santana - We seriously can just sweat it. We are going to beat the boys anyways. How good can they be?
Brittany - I was putting my hair up this morning, and I saw an ant climb up my wall.