Drabble Number Uno: The "Talk"
Summary: Marco is very protective of Faye. Ace just happens to be the victim to hear the "talk" like every other male out there. But…well, just read it.
Warning: Some content not meant for minors… annndddd, BIG spoiler(s) for my other story, Of Memoirs and Maps.
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Ace and Marco sat in the mess hall of the Moby Dick. Ace was just barely tuned into whatever Marco was saying as he stared off with his cheek resting in his palm. He could still remember last night… Those beautifully tan legs wrapped around his waist and those beautiful moans coming from Faye. He was already wanting the day to go by so he could do the exact same thing again, tonight and-
"Ace!" The Second Division Commander jumped when interrupted thoughts and looked at the annoyed Marco. "Did you even hear anything I just said?" the blonde man drawled out. Ace shook his head, a familiar grin tugging at his lips.
"Nope. Now, if you excuse me, I have some business to attend to-"
"That can wait." Marco pulled Ace back down into his seat and kept him there with a firm grip. Ace tried again to get away, but one look from the blonde Commander made his ass be glued to the seat as if it were to stick there for the rest of his life.
"What is it, Marco? I really got some stuff that I really gotta take care of and-"
"Screwing my niece can wait."
Ace growled lightly when he was interrupted yet again, but a faint blush on his cheeks drop-kicked that intimidation away quickly.
"Now, since you weren't listening before, I'm going to repeat myself." Ace lifted a brow, wondering exactly what his friend was going to say. "Yes, I know you and Faye have already have sex, I'm not that surprised actually, but since her father is not here to give you this, I shall do the small honor."
Ace's eyes widened. Marco wouldn't… he wouldn't dare!
"Faye is a girl, she is not something that you can play around with like you have done within your younger years, boy. Hell, I wish that "One Piece" was a manual to the woman heart; it would make life a whole lot easier… Anyways, you hurt Faye and I will not have any bit of be uncertainty to come and skin you alive. Now, if you want to get Faye something special, she's allergic to most flowers and she doesn't like chocolate all that much, along I see you have found her love for jewelry, and…"
And so Marco continued to be what "father figure" he could for Faye. He just didn't notice that Ace had already fallen asleep, and he thanked god for giving him narcolepsy.
Too bad when Ace awoke, Marco would be waiting for him… waiting to tell him the "talk" until he finally heard every bit of it.
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A/N: Bleh, I'm sorry my faithful oMaM readers. I had to put that little spoiler in there, that's the only way this thing would have made sense. ALSO, this idea came from my dear friend girlkitsune. (GO READ HER STORIES!!) Well, really, she just gave me the idea for Ace falling asleep while Marco was talking about something "important". And so, this was birthed in my brain. She is a horrible story-baby's daddy…
So, did you like it?