After a long happy night the Netherworlds newest newlywed couple gets dressed then decide to enjoy what the best resort in the Netherworld had to offer. Lydia was on Beetlejuice's arm as they walked down the hall then she noticed the spa then asked him "Beej what about this?" He looked at the sign and was not really up for it "No thanks Babes but you go ahead I'll go to the tennis courts." She kissed him then said "I'll see you outside of the tennis courts then." He watched her pass through the swinging doors then zapped himself a tennis outfit going outside. He did pretty damn well in there until a wayward flame knocked him off of his game he was pissed when he saw it was a pretty boy with hair that was spiked up with the colors of flame red, orange, and yellow. The monsters there had not even scratched him yet "Sorry man!" he said as he jumped past him. Beetlejuice took it as a challenge and they played tennis until they both collapsed. Strangely enough the flame haired man was laughing and said "that…was fun." They crawled out and saw feet then heard the feminine laughter of two ladies. Lydia was one of the girls laughing "Have a nice workout BJ?" Beetlejuice smiled as he got up on his feet "You know me Babes I'm having a blast!" When he said that he turned into a cannon and fired!
The flame haired man seemed intrigued then said "If I'm not mistaken my love has made a new friend?" Beetlejuice looked to the girl standing with Lydia she had short brown hair about chin length and held back with a black headband wearing plastic glasses with a silhouette on the sides. She seemed overjoyed "No mistake Neo her name is Lydia we met at the spa and couldn't stop talking." Lydia smiled then took Beetlejuice's arm "Well guys this is my husband Beetlejuice. Beej this is Eris Naira and her boyfriend Ryaneo Knight he's a…" she started introductions then Beetlejuice finished the sentence with "Pyro? I noticed." Eris smiled hugging the fire starter's arm then suggested something "How about we all eat together tonight? Unless you think that would be too much…" Lydia smiled brightly "actually I think it's a great idea we'll meet you at the Boa later it's a restaurant not too far from here." Eris seemed happy too nodding then leaving with the oddly beautiful flame haired man. Lydia started walking with Beetlejuice until she asked "How do you feel about getting lost in the maze with me?" He smirked with a devious grin "Best thing I've heard all day Lyds."
She led him to the maze in a new outfit he now had time to notice between meeting the pyro and his girlfriend. She was wearing a short red dress with a black belt around her waist and tall black boots that outlined her legs nicely… of course Beetlejuice liked Lydia's updated clothing concepts. She smiled then paused "I have an idea…wait… never mind it's stupid." Beetlejuice was curious now "You have a stupid idea? Never!" She shook her head "It is I have watched one too many movies with roommates…Like the 10th Kingdom." (It was a TV series and a good one) He was confused "never heard of it" She was a little relieved about it then said "There was one part…Where the wolf guy played hide and go seek and tracked the girl down kissing her like mad when he found her." She left out the part about the girl finding out what she did at the end of the movie thinking there was a better place for something like that. Beetlejuice looked at her "Sounds fun Babes." She smiled and took a black scarf from her pocket putting it over his eyes "No peeking, no flying, and no phasing through the maze….unless I'm really lost and I need help or…something like that." Beetlejuice whined "fine…" She let him begin counting as she made her way deeper into the maze. When Beetlejuice finally finished counting he floating through the maze…keeping to the path it's not like that was against the rules what he did was more of a hover than actual flight. After at least twenty minutes Lydia stepped softly in the maze and soon enough she had a feeling…It was like she was being stalked by some manner of creature… She turned to find out it was her husband who ambushed her then she found herself on the ground "It didn't take you long to find me Beej." He let his cackle like laugh be heard "Don't you know Babes? You married the ghost with the most!" She smiled with a giggle "I remember Beej" then she attempted to get up however her 'thoughtful husband' didn't see fit to let her up but kissed her instead. She returned the favor it seemed like a good time to do so. After the lingering kiss she left the maze with Beetlejuice and his flight ability. Beetlejuice saw some stuffed shirts in the lobby "you mind if I juice them Lyds?" She first spoke "Beetlejuice I'm surprised at you!" He shrunk back and started feeling a little like a worm… Then she smiled saying "surprised that you think I wouldn't approve of you juicing! Have at them." He realized she had pulled one over on him and was proud that she was learning from the best…him.
The first victim was a skeleton that was checking in a box appeared in front of him. The victim opened the box and Beetlejuice gave him one of his freakiest faces with made the bones fall into an osteoporotic heap. Lydia smiled then saw the time "One more Beetlejuice then we have to get ready for dinner. We have to meet up with Eris and Ryaneo remember?" He looked around surveying the area for a good target but of course his problem was that he couldn't just pick one. So Lydia smirked and whispered sweet nothings into his ear which seemed like it got the wheels in his head turning even if they creaked a little. He zapped the luggage cart, front desk, and the newly added arcade (Rich people have brats er… children too). The cart zipped back and forth through the lobby chasing the bell boy whose calls rang "Help!!" The front desk reared up like a pony and ran from the resort and the arcade started playing with the children. It was a bit awkward to see Netherworld DDR reversed as the children wore the arrows. This was almost as good as Beetlejuice turning them into carnival games. Lydia laughed "nice one Beej" then went with him upstairs to pick an outfit of course he left on his regular stripped suit.
Of course when she came out of the bathroom in a dress she had specially designed inspired by his suit… it was striped black and white with a halter top upper section and the bottom was cut at the knee. She had strappy black heels, red nail polish, black lace opera gloves with the fingers cut off, and to finish it off she wore a purple shawl. He saw even though it was based off his own outfit it towered over his in every aspect first of all it looked better on Lydia second the layout of the dress exposed her arms, well shaped legs, and clung to her body which did wonders for showing off her curves. She smiled seeing his eyes wandering up and down her body her only comment being "I take it you like my dress?" He smiled "Like it? I love it!" then turned into a wolf and howled. She giggled and scratched under his chin "Good now let's go Beej." They took the elevator down to the lobby and took Doomy to The Boa where Eris and Ryaneo were waiting. Eris was sporting a red dress that looked like something Marilyn Monroe would wear and Ryan was wearing a red tuxedo. They stood when Beetlejuice and Lydia arrived at the table Eris hugged Lydia "you look so pretty Lydia!" Lydia smiled hugging the woman back "and you look like…Marilyn Monroe." Eris looked overjoyed "Really!? Thank you!!!" and even hugged her new friend tighter. After the hugs Ryaneo pulled out the chair for Eris but of course Beetlejuice didn't pull out the chair for his lady love so Ryaneo pulled Lydia's chair as well. She smiled and said "Thank you Ryaneo." Beetlejuice looked like he was going to be sick from the gesture especially when the gentleman said "You can call me Ryan or Neo for short Lydia." As soon as she was properly seated he sat down next to Eris who was already talking to Lydia about random things "I'm a writer myself my mother says it runs in the family even says I have an Aunt Delia who makes sculptures." Lydia gasped in surprise "With red hair, blue, eyes and crazy happy go lucky?" Eris jaw dropped "How did you know?" Lydia revealed that Eris' aunt was her mother in law they were practically cousins! Whatever differences they had were easy to overlook since they had so much in common family members, hanging out with dead men, and a love of visiting the Netherworld.
Beetlejuice couldn't believe there were more grim girls in a family so…sunny. Delia always had that psychopathic grade of non-stop happiness that luckily prevented her from questioning things. Lydia was talking about the death of Marilyn Monroe with Eris of course they both thought Kennedy was responsible but it could never be confirmed and that particular dead person was literally booked to the end of time. So they wouldn't be asking anytime soon. Music started playing and Eris nudged her lover's shoulder "You know Lydia Ryaneo is a flame dancer." Lydia started to brag a little "Beetlejuice is very talented too he was a big rock star ever heard of 'it's the pits'?" Eris nodded "Actually yes I have… I saw it in the music store right next to Prince Vince's music 'Life is a Meaningless Misery'." Lydia forced a smile "Yes…actually we had a hand in that too….It turns out his music is good for depressing sandworms and puppies." Eris laughed "hahaha how did you find that out?" Lydia told her of the so called Prince of Rock and Roll which made Eris turn and look at Beetlejuice saying "Is that so…In that case Beetlejuice there is only one thing I have to say…" He took a swig of his drink "and what's that?" Much to his surprise Eris' serious face turned into a smiling one "I have always thought there was a right way to pull a scam! Sometimes the way things are done it doesn't make sense nothing is really gained not even a laugh well done!" Beetlejuice seemed to think this girl had a good head on her shoulders the rest of the evening went without a hitch and that night after the couples departed (broke apart not dead half of them were dead already anyways) but strangely neither of the girls knew how their men died… Oh well. They didn't need to know when they made it back to the rooms…Good night!