A/N: This is an unedited version of a convo between me and a friend. It's... interesting. All that's edited are the names. I was Deidara, and he was Kankuro. Enjoy our stupidity. (By the way, we were on the phone the entire time not saying anything while typing at each other.)
Disclaimer: Would I be doing this if I owned anything? Naruto'd be a crack anime if I did!
Kankuro said:
loll
u would too...
Deidara said:
Who the fuck is xiggy lion?
and what the fuck is a chifishken?
Kankuro said:
ziggy in lion form
Deidara said:
what the fuck is a chifishken?
Kankuro said:
idk...?
:K
Deidara said:
What the fuck is a chifishken?
Kankuro says:
its not quite a chiken and its not quite a fish
Deidara says:
and what's a chiken?
chiken?
there's a c in that you moron
Kankuro says:
1
2
fuck you
3
4
with a whore
5
6
with 2 dicks
7
8
then masterbate
9
10
Deidara says:
1 2 fuck you 3 4 with a whore 5 6 with two dicks 7 8 masterbate 9 10 do it again
Kankuro says:
then do it again
Kankuro just sent you a nudge.
Deidara says:
What the fuck is a chifishken?
Kankuro says:
I DON'T KNOW
Deidara says:
sure ya do
Kankuro says:
no
i
don't
Kankuro winks:
Play "Game Over"
Deidara says:
suuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Kankuro says:
fuck you
just stfu
Deidara says:
no
1 2 fuck you 3 4 with a whore 5 6 with two dicks 7 8 masterbate 9 10 do it again
A/N: Stupid, I know. Not as funny as it should be. Review nonetheless. It's been forever since I've posted something.