The 3 Ladies Talk Show!
By: Lady Wrath, Lady Blink and Lady Keo! (
Disclaimer: I'm making no money off this and I don't own Gundam Wing or Pokemon or Happy Teriyaki! Oh, and there is Pokemon bashing in this fic!
Lady Wrath: Hello all! Welcome to The 3 Ladies Talk Show!
Lady Keo: Yes. Here it's a mix of the Jerry Springer show, Oprah and Gladiator.
Lady Blink: *wearing a shirt that says, "I love to torture Gundam Wing pilots. * Today on our show, a young girl will confront her crush and ask him out.
LW: Oh god.
LK: A man will try to kill his friend and chop off his braid.
LW: *Mumbling. * I f I didn't need the money. *Rolls her eyes. * On with the show!
LB: Literally.
*Lady Wrath smacks her up side her head. *
LW: BAKA!!!!!
Duo: That's what I'm talking about!
LB: First up Relena Peacecraft!
*Relena walks on stage. Heero is pushed on stage. *
Relena: Hi everyone!
Heero: NOOOOO!!!
Relena: I LOVE YOU HEECHAN!!!
Heero: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
LW: *Uses dragon-snake whip and smacks Relena off stage. * Oh please.
LB: WRATH!!! That bit was going to take up at least five or ten minutes!
LW: Just move on to the next thing! If we have time you can tell your number theory Blink!
LK: NOOOO!!!! NOT THE NUMBER THEROY!!!!
*Lady Blink smiles. *
LB: Alright! Next are Chang Wufei and Duo Maxwell.
*Camera panes over to a pin where Duo & Wufei are patted up with sticks. *
LK: GO! *Rings bell. *
Wufei: DIE MAXWELL!!! YOUR BRAID WILL BE MINE!
Duo: Whatever Wu-Wu.
*Both fight like there's no tomorrow. *
Wufei: Kasama!
Duo: Wuffers!
*Trowa, Quatre, and Heero come out to watch. *
Trowa: Ten bucks on Wu-man.
Heero: You're on.
Quatre: You shouldn't bet! It's illegal!
LB: GO WUFEI!!
LW: GO DUO!!
*Lady Wrath and Blink start fighting. Wufei and Duo step out of pin to watch. *
Duo: Let's call it a tie. This is a once in a lifetime, Wu-man.
Wufei: I agree.
Duo: Five bucks on Wrath!
Wufei: 5 on Blink!
*Wrath smacks Blink onto couch and lets her claws lose. *
(AN Blink: Why do I always get my ass kicked in fics?) Wufei: COME ON BLINK!!! YOU ARE NOT WEAKKKK!!!
*Duo and Heero are in male cheerleading outfits and pom-poms. *
Duo & Heero: GO, WRATH, GO!! KILL THAT B**CH!!
Quatre: Pop corn Trowa?
Trowa: Thanks!
LB: *Throws Wrath into wall. * You fight like Keo!!
LK: WHAT!!!! DIE!!!! *Beats Lady Blink with her bishie biffing stick. *
Duo: I thought that bishie biffing stick was only for us guys!
Wufei: Apparently not. COME ON BLINK!! I GOT 5 BUCKS RIDING ON YOU!!!
LB: AHHHH!!! HELP!!! AHHH!!! OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! HELP ME PLEASE!!! SOMEONE PLEASSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!
LK: YOU STUPID FUC-
*Lady Blink continues to get a beating of a lifetime from Wrath and Keo. *
Duo: You owe me five bucks Wu-man!
Wufei: Injustice! That was two against one!
Trowa: Her mouth brought that upon her.
Wufei: -_-; *Sigh* Your right. *Hands over money. *
*Lady Keo has a scratched face and Wrath has a black eye. *
(AN Blink: I'm going to be honest. When Keo & Wrath team up on me, I get my ass kicked.)
LK: Back to the show!
*Blink walks onto stage with casts on. *
LB: Yes. On with the show. *Glares at Wufei. * You bastard! You did nothing to help!
Wufei: You must be crazy, they had weapons.
LB: *Sweat drop. * You are weak.
Wufei: INJUSTICE!
LK: Now we have a special treat for the G-boys!
Quatre: *Very suspicious. * What is it?
LK: Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with Ash Ketchum!
*Silence. * *Cricket chirps. *
Duo: What's so great about him?
LB: You can beat him up!
Trowa: ..?
LW: He has no brains and a thick skull. I challenge you to beat some brains into him.
G-Boys: SUGOI!
*Proceed to beat him up. *
Ash: OW! WHAT I DO?! PICKACHU HELP!!
LK: *Sees Pikachu. * AHHH!! DIE SATAN'S PET RAT! DIE! DIEEEE!!!
*Beats Pikachu with bishie biffing stick. *
LB: *Pushing all the buttons on her remote control; having no clue what some of them do. * DIE ASH! AHHH!!! *Singing. * LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM! KICKING THE CRAP OUT OF ASH KETCHUM!!
Wufei: You are weak Ketchum! YOU ONNA!!
*Lady Wrath wraps dragon whip around Pikachu's neck and starts to suck the life out of the little monster. *
Heero: Die you bastard!
Duo: Gotta beat em all!
Ash: HELP!! PLEASE STOP!! CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?! *LB shocks Ash. *
*Brock and Misty run out to help. Lady Blink sees Misty. *
LB: YOU SLUT!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *Starts punching and clawing at Misty. *
LW: *Sittin on light pole over the stage. * Beautiful, just beautiful.
*Bloody battle ends. *
Wufei: Justice has been served.
*Wrath comes down. *
LW: Nice job.
LB: Where were you?
LW: Watching.
Heero: Hn.
Duo: That made me a little hungry.
LB: Want to get some Happy Teriyaki?
Wufei: Alright.
*The G-Boys and the 3 ladies walk off stage. Pikachu, Brock, Ash, and Misty lay in center of stage slowly dieing. *
LK: Oi! Shini cue the end credits!
Shini: Yes madam!
LW: Stealth, play the next time thingy, after the credits. Ok?
LB: I need a muse!
*End credits start rolling. *
Wrath: Next time on The 3 Ladies Talk Show we're actually going to talk. Make that part about talk show true.
Blink: Oh my god! *Shocked look on her face. *
Keo: We're going to give a little therapy to the G-boys!
By: Lady Wrath, Lady Blink and Lady Keo! (
Disclaimer: I'm making no money off this and I don't own Gundam Wing or Pokemon or Happy Teriyaki! Oh, and there is Pokemon bashing in this fic!
Lady Wrath: Hello all! Welcome to The 3 Ladies Talk Show!
Lady Keo: Yes. Here it's a mix of the Jerry Springer show, Oprah and Gladiator.
Lady Blink: *wearing a shirt that says, "I love to torture Gundam Wing pilots. * Today on our show, a young girl will confront her crush and ask him out.
LW: Oh god.
LK: A man will try to kill his friend and chop off his braid.
LW: *Mumbling. * I f I didn't need the money. *Rolls her eyes. * On with the show!
LB: Literally.
*Lady Wrath smacks her up side her head. *
LW: BAKA!!!!!
Duo: That's what I'm talking about!
LB: First up Relena Peacecraft!
*Relena walks on stage. Heero is pushed on stage. *
Relena: Hi everyone!
Heero: NOOOOO!!!
Relena: I LOVE YOU HEECHAN!!!
Heero: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
LW: *Uses dragon-snake whip and smacks Relena off stage. * Oh please.
LB: WRATH!!! That bit was going to take up at least five or ten minutes!
LW: Just move on to the next thing! If we have time you can tell your number theory Blink!
LK: NOOOO!!!! NOT THE NUMBER THEROY!!!!
*Lady Blink smiles. *
LB: Alright! Next are Chang Wufei and Duo Maxwell.
*Camera panes over to a pin where Duo & Wufei are patted up with sticks. *
LK: GO! *Rings bell. *
Wufei: DIE MAXWELL!!! YOUR BRAID WILL BE MINE!
Duo: Whatever Wu-Wu.
*Both fight like there's no tomorrow. *
Wufei: Kasama!
Duo: Wuffers!
*Trowa, Quatre, and Heero come out to watch. *
Trowa: Ten bucks on Wu-man.
Heero: You're on.
Quatre: You shouldn't bet! It's illegal!
LB: GO WUFEI!!
LW: GO DUO!!
*Lady Wrath and Blink start fighting. Wufei and Duo step out of pin to watch. *
Duo: Let's call it a tie. This is a once in a lifetime, Wu-man.
Wufei: I agree.
Duo: Five bucks on Wrath!
Wufei: 5 on Blink!
*Wrath smacks Blink onto couch and lets her claws lose. *
(AN Blink: Why do I always get my ass kicked in fics?) Wufei: COME ON BLINK!!! YOU ARE NOT WEAKKKK!!!
*Duo and Heero are in male cheerleading outfits and pom-poms. *
Duo & Heero: GO, WRATH, GO!! KILL THAT B**CH!!
Quatre: Pop corn Trowa?
Trowa: Thanks!
LB: *Throws Wrath into wall. * You fight like Keo!!
LK: WHAT!!!! DIE!!!! *Beats Lady Blink with her bishie biffing stick. *
Duo: I thought that bishie biffing stick was only for us guys!
Wufei: Apparently not. COME ON BLINK!! I GOT 5 BUCKS RIDING ON YOU!!!
LB: AHHHH!!! HELP!!! AHHH!!! OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! HELP ME PLEASE!!! SOMEONE PLEASSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!
LK: YOU STUPID FUC-
*Lady Blink continues to get a beating of a lifetime from Wrath and Keo. *
Duo: You owe me five bucks Wu-man!
Wufei: Injustice! That was two against one!
Trowa: Her mouth brought that upon her.
Wufei: -_-; *Sigh* Your right. *Hands over money. *
*Lady Keo has a scratched face and Wrath has a black eye. *
(AN Blink: I'm going to be honest. When Keo & Wrath team up on me, I get my ass kicked.)
LK: Back to the show!
*Blink walks onto stage with casts on. *
LB: Yes. On with the show. *Glares at Wufei. * You bastard! You did nothing to help!
Wufei: You must be crazy, they had weapons.
LB: *Sweat drop. * You are weak.
Wufei: INJUSTICE!
LK: Now we have a special treat for the G-boys!
Quatre: *Very suspicious. * What is it?
LK: Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with Ash Ketchum!
*Silence. * *Cricket chirps. *
Duo: What's so great about him?
LB: You can beat him up!
Trowa: ..?
LW: He has no brains and a thick skull. I challenge you to beat some brains into him.
G-Boys: SUGOI!
*Proceed to beat him up. *
Ash: OW! WHAT I DO?! PICKACHU HELP!!
LK: *Sees Pikachu. * AHHH!! DIE SATAN'S PET RAT! DIE! DIEEEE!!!
*Beats Pikachu with bishie biffing stick. *
LB: *Pushing all the buttons on her remote control; having no clue what some of them do. * DIE ASH! AHHH!!! *Singing. * LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM! KICKING THE CRAP OUT OF ASH KETCHUM!!
Wufei: You are weak Ketchum! YOU ONNA!!
*Lady Wrath wraps dragon whip around Pikachu's neck and starts to suck the life out of the little monster. *
Heero: Die you bastard!
Duo: Gotta beat em all!
Ash: HELP!! PLEASE STOP!! CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?! *LB shocks Ash. *
*Brock and Misty run out to help. Lady Blink sees Misty. *
LB: YOU SLUT!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *Starts punching and clawing at Misty. *
LW: *Sittin on light pole over the stage. * Beautiful, just beautiful.
*Bloody battle ends. *
Wufei: Justice has been served.
*Wrath comes down. *
LW: Nice job.
LB: Where were you?
LW: Watching.
Heero: Hn.
Duo: That made me a little hungry.
LB: Want to get some Happy Teriyaki?
Wufei: Alright.
*The G-Boys and the 3 ladies walk off stage. Pikachu, Brock, Ash, and Misty lay in center of stage slowly dieing. *
LK: Oi! Shini cue the end credits!
Shini: Yes madam!
LW: Stealth, play the next time thingy, after the credits. Ok?
LB: I need a muse!
*End credits start rolling. *
Wrath: Next time on The 3 Ladies Talk Show we're actually going to talk. Make that part about talk show true.
Blink: Oh my god! *Shocked look on her face. *
Keo: We're going to give a little therapy to the G-boys!