Okay, these smutty slashy one-shots have inspired meh to start mah own. Examples of good ones, So You Want A Little Taste Of the Enigma? By NeroAnne, Steamin' Up the Place by TheMizMagnet. Both of which I don't follow up regularly… I try to follow up TheMizMagnet's regulary but I read NeroAnne's in the dead end of the night. XD. I'll review the next chappie! I'm already afraid of getting caught at that time though. *hides*

But Sam doesn't follow the crowd. She likes being different. Here's the difference: Each chapter has to have a type of food/drink. So I need you guys to give meh a pairing and a type of food. It doesn't matter if I've already used it. 'Cause I have a feeling I'm gonna get cake or ice cream a lot. XPP. Two most smutful treats. Yeah, the title just appealed to me. Anyways... let's go on with the fic and bad smut. XD. I got this idea in like…September but now, I finally found it so I'll finish it.

Title: Candy & Icing
Rated: +18 - read mah A/N
Summary: A bunch of slashy smut one-shots. Catch? Each one of them has to do with a type of food or drink. Delish, no?
Genre: Romance/General

Chapter One: M&M's
(Mike Mizanin/Matt Hardy)

M&M's.

Mike crushed the hard piece of candy in his mouth, mashing it up until the chocolate was the only thing that could be tasted and the nuts that was inside was swirling around his tongue.

"Michael Mizanin!"

For some reason, Mike had to look upwards to see that Matt was now glaring at him furiously and Mike giggled once more, before popping Matt's favorite color—blue—in his mouth, and crushing the candy, licking his lips to make sure that none of the chocolate was around his mouth.

"How many times have I told you not to steal my M&M's?"

"You're on a diet!" Mike objected, pouting before Matt loosened up and sighed. Mike grinned before taking another piece of candy from the yellow pack, eating it as quickly as he could and Matt smirked before pushing Mike up the table that was in the Matt's kitchen.

"I'm not helping you cheat."

"Come on!"

"No."

Matt smirked, 'I'm not eating M&M's. Fine."

"Good, 'Mike responded, reaching out to take another piece of the candy but Matt had tried to rip it off Mike's hands but Mike was resistant and tried to pull back the pack of candy and pieces of candy went underneath his clothing and sprayed itself on the table, sliding into his boxer briefs and Mike found himself blushing as he stood up and felt the candy move to a very uncomfortable place. "Oh damn."

"Told you not to wear your underwear and run around the house."

Mike pouted. "Get the candy out of my ass."

"It slid in your ass?" Matt laughed as Mike lay on the table, his back exposing and Matt leaned down towards Mike's ass, before shaking his head. "I'm not going to ruin my diet."

"Fuck you."

Matt laughed before flicking his tongue into Mike's ass, making Mike groan with a feel of pleasure and a bit of pain from Matt's exploring tongue. Mike wrapped his tongue around the hard candy and rolled it towards his mouth so he was biting and crushing but it tasted even better with Mike's flesh.

Matt smirked for a moment, before he punctured a finger inside of Mike's ass, making him scream in pleasure before he pulled out another piece of candy and ate through it, licking the surroundings before biting through it. Then he leaned down once more, his tongue searching for another piece of M&M's but not succeeded into finding one yet. Was it possible that his tongue was not long enough but he still explored through Mike's ass, feeling the salty interior of his skin. The moisture that was around.

"Hello, Hardy, I'm not a piece of plate. Did you get all of them?"

Matt pulled his tongue out of his Mike's ass and licked his licks, before shaking his head. "I think ones were a little too deep."

"Too deep in my ass?"

"Yeah, 'Matt sniggered, leaning down and pushing two fingers inside of Mike, causing him to groan with impatience and pleasure as Matt's fingers looked for the chocolate that seemed to love being in Mike's ass but the tightness of Mike's entrance, despite Mike's need to sleep with every guy he met, except for Matt.

For some reason, Matt and Mike never hit it off.

It just never crossed their minds. Mike was one of Matt's best friends and Matt was one of Mike's, being together was like breaking it all. It was like a brother and a sister dating, it would be too awkward…they knew too much about each other. Mike knew darker, deeper secrets about Matt. He had known that at same period of his life, Matt had launched onto Jeff, had slept with him in a party but Jeff and Matt broke it off after Jeff found John Morrison. Mike knew that Matt had this tendency to masturbate when he saw lesbian sex tapes. And Mike sometimes—unknown to Matt—had taped him jacking off. It was quite tasteful. Mike also knew that Matt had only bought cotton boxers. Nothing else. Anything else was too uncomfortable for the ravenette.

And Matt knew Mike's secrets. That even if he hated John with every fiber of his being, he still found him to be quite delicious and attractive. Matt knew that Mike had always loved drinking a strong mix of tonic, gin and tequila even if he seemed innocent, sitting down in his bed and sipping his drink as if it was just tea. Matt knew that Mike had stolen Jeff's precious Skittles and stashed them every morning just to get revenge on Jeff for whatever he had done the night before and Mike always found something that he'd done.

Matt let out another groan as Matt dug in three fingers, looking for the chocolate as he forced his fingers even deeper inside, making Mike moan instead of groan and it was loud, loud enough to bounce off the glass windows. Matt smirked as he pulled out another piece of chocolate, biting through it.

"He won't eat the carrots but he'd eat chocolate that was out of my ass."

Matt nodded his head after chuckling and he leaned down Mike's ass, trying to find any more chocolate. "Two more."

"Oh swell."

Matt had his fingers once more inside of Mike's ass without warning, three all at once, making Mike let out a yelp as Matt's fingers looked for the another piece of chocolate. Matt got impatient after a moment, even if he loved the sensation of Mike's tightness around his fingers, suffocating them, throbbing against them. Matt had shoved them as deep as they could go, making Mike jerk up so that Matt's fingers were now holding the two pieces of chocolate and fluid and moisture was covering and coating Matt's fingers as he pulled out the two pieces of chocolate before licking them off and then biting through them, smirking at Mike.

"Anymore?" Mike said, breathless.

"No but now you have to repay me."

"Oh come on…with what?"

Matt had his pants down by then, along with his belt so he was there with his boxers and his shirt was still on as he flipped Mike on his back, smirking at him as he pulled off Mike's designer shirt, leaving pale skin to glow due to the kitchen lights that sparkled around them. Matt had instantly started biting and nibbling onto Mike's neck while Mike's fingers were playing with Matt's tangled hair.

Just as Matt had bit hard on a sensitive spot on Mike's neck, Mike had dug his fingernails into Matt's neck, causing him to moan and Matt decided to cut Mike's moans as he kissed him as hard as he could've and Matt wasn't gentle either, the kiss was rough and Mike kissed with as much roughness as he could've.

Mike's hands had gone to Matt's shirt and he pulled it off his shoulders as quickly as he could've, leaving Matt smirking as he grabbed onto Mike's cock, feeling Mike's muscles tighten, he leaned towards Mike's mouth and kissed him once more, letting go of the hard organ as he let his hand cup one of Mike's firm ass cheeks while he pushed him as hard as he could've against the table.

Matt had hardened his grip around the ass cheek, and pushed him even harder down the table as he continued to kiss him, Mike's cock pressing against Matt's body, suffocating as the heat pressed and the hot skin met. Matt had let his fingers find Mike's familiar hole, pushing through it and now, instead of three, he pushed in an entire four and if one had suffocated Matt, four was now choking his fingers and at that, Mike had screamed. His breathless voice causing Matt to go even harder.

Matt had then pounded inside of Mike, forcing his entire thickness and length inside of Mike, and with that, Mike let out another scream as Matt laughed at him, kissing him, fusing their hungry lips towards each other. Matt just loved the feeling of Mike's feverish skin pressed against his own.

He pounded in him once more, pushing as hard as he could inside of Mike and he pulled himself in and out, as quick as he could've, each thrust let out a loud moan from Mike and a grunt from Matt. He slid out as fast as he could've and pounded inside as fast as he could've and with time, he fastened it, harder and harder.

"Come on, Hardy; is that your best shot?"

With that, Matt's hot breath was on Mike's ear as he pulled himself out and smirked at Mike and for some reason that smirk had made Mike get even hotter as Matt grabbed onto the M&M's bag and threw the leftover candy in his hands before he turned Mike over and shoved them inside of Mike's ass again and with that, he got on top of him and shoved him as hard and as fast as he could've, causing Mike to grab onto the edges of the table, screaming with pleasure.

"Yes! Go on!"

With that, Matt slid in and out, mashing the hard candy inside of Mike's ass before he pulled himself out and slid in as fast as he could've, trying to be hard and he felt his shoulder tense as he felt the now liquid instead of solid chocolate around him, cold, and with Mike's moisture, hot and cold.

Matt smirked once more before pounding in one last time, causing him to spill his own cum inside of Mike.

Mike let out one last moan as the warmth filled his body, the heat that was mixed with a little coldness that still lingered from the frozen pack of M&M's that Matt had just spilled in his ass. He will have to kill him later on for that. Matt pulled himself out, and with that, Mike let out his own release. The fluid spraying and Matt laughed before he shook his head. "Don't move. I need to clean your ass."

"Six months I've been trying to get you to clean up that mess in the bedroom—"

Matt rolled his eyes as he let his fingers dig into Mike's ass, letting the liquid mixed with a few nuts coat his finger and he licked it off. "This is going to take a while."

Mike shook his head as Matt's tongue slowly licked off the contents of Mike's ass, causing Mike to groan. "Aren't you tired yet?"

"No."

"I swear…carrots aren't that bad."

Matt laughed before he continued to lick off Mike's cum and chocolate and nuts mix and when he was sure that Mike was clean, he helped him up. "Damn, my ass is in pain."

"Well, my stomach is in pain but you don't care."

"Jackass."

That was weird…

But I loved writing it. XD! Also, yes, M&M's iz actually the pairing's name. Never like a pairing that have the same letter beginning. Matt/Miz...the most creative thing & only thing I could think of iz M&M's! XD!

And hey, I can only write this as weird as possible. If you want a pairing, any slash pairing, I'll try my best to do it. And if you're going to suggest a pairing, please suggest the type of food/drink, too. That helps a ton, you know! X3!

X Sam.