Go the fuck to sleep

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Mufasa: alright Simba time for bed.

Simba: but dad I'm not tried.

Sarabi: Simba please don't start I'm so tired I could drop dead.

Mufasa; please Simba go the fuck to sleep.

Simba: but dad I'm not sleepy.

Mufasa: all the other cubs are sleeping.

Simba: but dad I saved Nala's life.

Mufasa: how come you can do all that other shit but you won't lie down and go the fuck to sleep.

Sarabi: Nala is asleep as well.

Simba: I'm thirsty.

Mufasa/Sarabi: that's bullshit go the fuck to sleep.

Simba: wow you guys could turn this into book.

Sarabi: fine I'll get you some milk the fuck your not gonna sleep.

Mufasa: man I am so tired I think I'll just...(falls asleep)

Simba: yay no parents no rules (starts running around)

some time later

Sarabi: (whispering) Mufasa wake up.

Mufasa: (groggy) what the what damn you got a fine ass.

Sarabi: shut up about my ass now let go watch our movie.

Mufasa: movie?

Sarabi: yeah popcorn in the microwave.

Microwave starts beeping.

Simba: dad I need to use the bathroom.

Sarabi: God dammit Jesus Christ what the fuck go back to sleep.

Mufasa: you know were you can go?

Sarabi: THE FUCK TO SLEEP.

Mufasa: we should write this down some time.

Sarabi: yeah with what our tongues?

Mufasa: good point.