Go the fuck to sleep
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Mufasa: alright Simba time for bed.
Simba: but dad I'm not tried.
Sarabi: Simba please don't start I'm so tired I could drop dead.
Mufasa; please Simba go the fuck to sleep.
Simba: but dad I'm not sleepy.
Mufasa: all the other cubs are sleeping.
Simba: but dad I saved Nala's life.
Mufasa: how come you can do all that other shit but you won't lie down and go the fuck to sleep.
Sarabi: Nala is asleep as well.
Simba: I'm thirsty.
Mufasa/Sarabi: that's bullshit go the fuck to sleep.
Simba: wow you guys could turn this into book.
Sarabi: fine I'll get you some milk the fuck your not gonna sleep.
Mufasa: man I am so tired I think I'll just...(falls asleep)
Simba: yay no parents no rules (starts running around)
some time later
Sarabi: (whispering) Mufasa wake up.
Mufasa: (groggy) what the what damn you got a fine ass.
Sarabi: shut up about my ass now let go watch our movie.
Mufasa: movie?
Sarabi: yeah popcorn in the microwave.
Microwave starts beeping.
Simba: dad I need to use the bathroom.
Sarabi: God dammit Jesus Christ what the fuck go back to sleep.
Mufasa: you know were you can go?
Sarabi: THE FUCK TO SLEEP.
Mufasa: we should write this down some time.
Sarabi: yeah with what our tongues?
Mufasa: good point.
