First of all, this story has been written just for fun.
I don't own the Yugioh characters, neither the ideas of Little Kuriboh (the evil council of doom etc), I just got inspired by it. So, I own the ideas I have created on my own. xP
That's all.
Constipated
The evil council of doom had gathered to Marik's house at the ancient tomb of Pharaoh. At last, they had managed to renovate that old fashioned place by placing a TV, a DVD player and some nice furniture. But more importantly they had placed a brand new toilet made by shiny marble! They had not used it yet for the villains had got constipated by eating too much pizza the recent days, while they were watching horror movies. Marik preferred comedies, so he wasn't watching, until he got up one night and was about to sh*t his pants. To his bad luck, they had already used the toilet and had forgotten to pull the flush.
''Motherf****r, what the hell have you done to my toilet? It has been blocked!''
''It wasn't me! Bakura took laxative and did it!! They did not work on us, Marik boy!'' Pegasus told him.
*Marik stares at Bakura*
''What the f**k, why didn't you use the flush?''
''The toilet came without instruction manual, you filthy mortal!'' Bakura said.
''And what about the toilet brush?''
''Don't expect me to do that, you fool! I am not putting my hand into it!''
''Fine, I will have Odion do it! Come Odion, my humble stupid servant!''
*Odion appears*
''Master Marik, at your service! Odion will grant your favors for all eternity!''
''I didn't ask you for that you stupid servant! You offered me your services silly puppet! And don't come any closer to me, your bald head shines so much it blinds me you bulb!''
* Marik hits Odion to the head with the Millenium Rod*
''Right, master Marik. I will do as you please.''
''Go to the toilet and unstop it!''
''Do I have to use my own hands for that?''
''No you jerk! Use the brush!''
*Odion tried hard to no avail, The brush broke.*
''What on the earth are you doing you useless scum?''
''The toilet shines, Master Marik, it's one of the Millenium Items!''
''Fine, take the Millenium Rod to unblock it!'' Marik ordered.
''I can't Master, it says it's your destiny to do it!''
''Ohhhhhhhhhhh holy crap, I should have gone outside!''
*Marik uses the Millenium Rod to unclog it, then gives it to Odion*
''Go and clean it, mortal slave of Marik. I have a baseball match tomorrow and I will need it!''
I HOPE YOU HAD FUN, FOR I HAVE GOTTEN SOME IDEAS ABOUT MORE PARODIES! xD