Let it Blow!
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Oh, whenever a Kraut scheme itches
Be it weapons, or plants, or bridges
Our explosives expert will go,
"Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow!"
So when London calls for assistance,
"Stop a convoy is your mission!"
Colonel Hogan turns to his pro,
"Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow!"
And our Carter runs to his lab
At the far end of old tunnel 3
And sets out on his working slab
Gunpowder and TNT
Detonators he carefully chooses
Tied to dynamite with fuses
Softly singing while doing so,
"Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow!"
When they sneak out of camp that night
By the silvery light of the moon
Newkirk suddenly gets a fright
Dropping his package... KABOOM!
Once they're safely locked in the cooler
Newkirk grumbles, "Who's the fool, eh?
Next time something is set to blow
Let me know, let me know, let me know!"
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Warning: don't try this at home, kids!