SIT DOWN FROSTKIT! Now, in case you didn't know I'm Runningwind, and I'm here to tell you why twolegs are...different creatures.
#1 They don't seem to mark their territory, or make dirt at all! It's a rumor that they "go" in big pots, insanitary, I know.
#2 StarClan knows how they keep warm in leaf-bare, they have no fur except for on top of their heads.
#3 Some rouges have said that they will spend a LONG time staring at inanimate objects, what a waste of time! They must not get bored very easily.
#4 They don't seem to have any natural defenses, and their pet monsters are especially stupid.
#5 Everyday a big yellow monster comes by and takes their kits! They must be careless to let their own kit be eaten by a monsters!
#6 They appear to never hunt for their food.
#7 Some ride miniature monsters with two wheels and they propel it with their back paws.
#8 Rouges have told us they have no apparent use for their tongue, StarClan knows how they keep clean.
These are a few reasons why twolegs are different, but still they can be very dangerous always try to avoid all contact with them, kits. FROSTKIT GET YOUR BUTT ON THE GROUND NOW!
This was just for fun, so please don;t judge me on it, it is meant to be a funny, short, story to lighten the mood! Thanks!