A/N: Yes. I know how sick this whole thing sounded. My mouth hurts from
the searing sugar packets of death. I don't own any of these things of
which I speak. What is English? I know not of this English word. Ok.
FUN DIP IS DA BOMB!
Johnny was walking down the night-ridden street one day listening to the Edward Scissorhands soundtrack on his cd player. All of a sudden a man jumped out from behind an alleyway and yelled. "BOOS! I scared you goooooood!" he screamed in Johnny's face as he was licking his dip. Johnny side glanced, "Where did you get that fun dip?" "My mom gave it to mes! You can't have none! Hehahahahahahehehha!" said the man pouring a pocket of Cherry-yum-diddly flavored sugar into his mouth. "Is that.*cherry*?" whispered Johnny. "YESSSSS!" said the man in a hiss. "MUST HAVE CHERRY CHER CHER!" (not pronounced like the singer/actress' name, more like cherry only without the ry.) cried Johnny, leaping towards the man. "AHHHHH!" screamed the man, but it was too late. Johnny pounced on him, grabbed the man's dipstick and stabbed him with it. "Ughnnnn.there's one thing I'd like to tell youuu." whispered the man. Johnny put the dipstick in his mouth and started to suck on it. "Yes?" "I.I." gasped the man. "WHAT?!" screeched Johnny. "I am your father," said the man and died. Johnny looked at the dead man on the floor. He reached down, picked up the sugar packets and walked away. The End. I love you all.
FUN DIP IS DA BOMB!
Johnny was walking down the night-ridden street one day listening to the Edward Scissorhands soundtrack on his cd player. All of a sudden a man jumped out from behind an alleyway and yelled. "BOOS! I scared you goooooood!" he screamed in Johnny's face as he was licking his dip. Johnny side glanced, "Where did you get that fun dip?" "My mom gave it to mes! You can't have none! Hehahahahahahehehha!" said the man pouring a pocket of Cherry-yum-diddly flavored sugar into his mouth. "Is that.*cherry*?" whispered Johnny. "YESSSSS!" said the man in a hiss. "MUST HAVE CHERRY CHER CHER!" (not pronounced like the singer/actress' name, more like cherry only without the ry.) cried Johnny, leaping towards the man. "AHHHHH!" screamed the man, but it was too late. Johnny pounced on him, grabbed the man's dipstick and stabbed him with it. "Ughnnnn.there's one thing I'd like to tell youuu." whispered the man. Johnny put the dipstick in his mouth and started to suck on it. "Yes?" "I.I." gasped the man. "WHAT?!" screeched Johnny. "I am your father," said the man and died. Johnny looked at the dead man on the floor. He reached down, picked up the sugar packets and walked away. The End. I love you all.