Chapter 1: Welcome to Barden!

Benji's POV:

My heart's racing, my palms are getting sweaty and I'm pretty sure I'm shaking like it were winter. I notice I keep tugging my shirt which is a natural reaction of mine when I get nervous. My arm hurts, how far more till I reach my dorm? The trolley I'm pulling is really heavy. The trolley's carrying all my treasures and other equally loved items of mine like my favorite magic wand and my wide variety of Star Wars merchandise.

They said it couldn't be done, they said I was insane but I managed to do it, I managed to bring all 104 mini Star Wars figures I had in my collection. I originally only wanted to bring my favorites, but they're all my favorite so I had no choice! Anyway I'm sure my dorm mate won't mind. What's his name again? Oh yea Jesse. Man I still can't believe I'm going to Barden University. This is such a great school. It has excelled not only academically but aesthetically too. Furthermore it's the same school as the legends The Treblemakers. Coolest dudes ever, I can't wait to coincidentally bump into them. Bump? Bumper? Heh. Bump, Bumper. Heh.


Stacie's POV:

I'm at the entrance of Barden University and already greeted by a cute campus guide wearing a yellow polo shirt with Barden's logo on it. He introduces himself as Keith and enthusiastically pushes my trolley carrying all my stuff. Mostly shoes. A lot of shoes. I can hear Keith talking to me but I'm distracted by the flurry of activities going on around me. I look at the other freshmen and their campus guides. This is so awesome! Starting college, being independent, having sex every waking moment I'm here. God, I'm going to love this.

I walk past a group of guys sitting on lawn chairs and they started whistling at me. I smirked and puffed out my chest as I continued walking, feeling confident. Keith obviously notices this as he blindly walked into a tree and dropped all of my luggage onto the grass, I don't complain. I also notice that I caught the attention of a few guys walking past me. I could feel that college was going to be great!

Look out Barden, the sex maniac is here!