Welcome to this short introduction!

…Yeah.

It's been quite some months but Super Smash Brothers for 3DS is getting released tonight. (Of course, I'll have to wait before I can actually play but that's neither here nor there.)

On the writing front things have been slow unfortunately. Due to a number of problems (Dissatisfaction with my writing thus far, Dr. Mario's reconfirmation and a large amount of retcons that would practically require me to rewrite the first several chapters) I've decided to cancel Adventure Mode. Instead, I have a different a story (that admittedly doesn't have a concrete overall plot) about Roy and Pichu being thrown into a bizarre world.

Unfortunately, I'm not sure if we are allowed to write about mods as a certain over the top mod serves as the template for it (albeit, along with the mod's chaotic nature, a variety of other 'interesting' hacks will be referenced). I don't plan for the plot to degenerate, just that there will be a few "What" moments.

The Superstar Wars I have a few ideas for (Party Members, fancy whales, turn based battles and more) but I want to write a few chapters of Bowser before I focus on that.

I've also considered picking back up Shadow's Super Happy Fun Angst Game of Doom, but that is still low priority unless stated otherwise.

As for Bowser's Modern Life, I have a few starting ideas and I'll try to motivate myself to write more like I used to. I plan on doing an adaptation of Classic Mode MK IV but I probably won't seriously work on it until I actually have the game.

With all of that out of the way, enjoy the prologue.

Peach cheered as the world flew by, unable to believe how wonderful her day was turning out to be. She gazed down at the numerous rolling hills from inside the Koopa Clown Car, with the Junior Clown Car, a certain fire pokemon and a wizard on a broomstick nearby.

"Wow, Bowser." She politely complimented her kidnapper. She (and just about everyone else) had gotten use to her constant distress to the point it didn't even faze her anymore. In fact, everyone was surprised when Bowser decided to go simply after the sprixies and take their kingdom that one time. "First you take me out to dinner, and then you take me on a ride. I kinda like you!"

The tyrant's face lifted. Bowser almost felt like jumping out of the Clown Car since he knew he would be able to fly just by joy alone (Despite his black mage job class), cape that he suddenly remembered that he had flowing in the wind.

"As a friend!"

Bowser's face melted off into a state of depression. Literally. It was quite creepy and pity to the poor Goomba to be underneath the Koopa Clown Car at that moment. Red and Charizard couldn't help laughing at how their boss had been friend-zoned yet again. Even Kamek had to hide a gaff or twenty.

"Shut it! At least we lost 'Losio' and that other guy sometime back."

"Oh no you haven't" A voice echoed in the distance. Bowser grabbed a Waddle Doo and used it as a periscope. Sure enough, the Mario Bros were right on his tail. This was most likely due to the large tail attached to the Clown Car. It could also be because Bowser had done nothing but fly in circles for the past three hours.

"Time to take drastic measures!" Bowser pressed a button on his dashboard, summoning two Bullet Bill cannons. The sinister weapons locked onto their prey, aimed closely and shot two homing Bills at his pursuers. This did not deter the bros: Mario grabbed and flung the lankier bro towards the Bullet Bills. Luigi then pulled out his mallet and whacked the deadly missiles, redirecting it back towards the Tyrant King.

Unfortunately for the bros and fortunately for the villains, Bowser "Bowsy" Jr. pushed a button on the dashboard of his clown car. The Junior Clown Car's bottom propeller retracted into the car, but another one on a dorsal fin attached to the back of the car emerged. In the bottom propeller's place, a claw wielding a giant mallet with junior's insignia on it appeared, slamming the Bullet Bill away from everyone.

"Nice one son!" Bowser Sr. shouted out. "Now teach Mario and Green Stache a lesson!"

"Gotcha, Dad!" Junior pressed another button and two arms, ending in boxing gloves, erupted from the sides of the smaller clown car, not dissimilar to Bowser's Bullet Bill cannons. Junior flew on the offensive, alternating between punching the ground near Mario and hanging back, shooting fireballs, Mechakoopas and spiked balls from the car's mouth.

With Mario officially distracted, Weegee ran after the elder koopa.

"Don't worry Peach, I'll rescue you!"

"Thanks Green Man!"

Luigi sighed.

"Sorry Luigi, but I'm afraid I can't let you do that!" The man in green noticed a shadow growing around him. He looked up to see not Wolf (*shot*), but Charizard and its Pokémon Trainer, sometimes called Red, hovering overhead. The boy of an unconfirmed age gave a grin, a quick "sorry!" and a command.

"Charizard: Use Flamethrower!"

Charizard, the orange dragon that Red appeared to have control over, gave a menacing roar before a stream of fire, comparable to the Bowser family's ability, flowed out of its mouth. Charizard also flew in a zigzagging manner, making it difficult for poor Luigi to dodge the fire and still keep up with Bowser.

King Bowser's face contorted with joy. With Mario and "Green Stache" out of the picture and the border of the Bowser Badlands looming in the distance, he might actually be able to score for once! Bowser: Eternal B**** to pretty much everyone in the RPGs! He's finally moving up in the world!

"Bwahahahaha!one!" Kenny James's fearsome roar erupted from his mouth. "So Peachy Pie, pretty soon it will be just the two of us…" Bowser then pulled out a retro record player and put on the sappiest, most cringe worthy romance music ever recorded in the history of everything prior to the universe's creation. "…I was thinkin' that maybe we could-"

"Sorry Bowser, but I can't do that." Peach said bluntly.

"But why!?" The Koopa King asked, eyes watering, heart breaking and tissue box drawn.

"Well, you burned down most of Toad Town to get me and you turned most of the Toads you didn't trophify to stone, so I think we should keep our distance. Besides the tournament is coming up soon so I've got some practicing to do. And you know how weird and awkward it would be if we dated…" Peach looked Bowser in the upset eye and nodded before using Peach Bomber. The princess' explosive derriere created such sheer velocity that Bowser could only whimper as he was sent rocketing towards the cosmos.

"Did you see me? I took down Charizard! A fully one hundred percent powered Charizard! Did you see that?!"

"Good Job Bro! High five!" Mario and Luigi proceeded to slap their hands together as they stood triumphant over their enemies. Peach sauntered over to them.

"Well done everyone! I say we bake a delicious cake!"

Mario and Luigi were thrilled. Peach's cakes weren't known as the most mouth-watering, spongy, love inducing, pastries in the entire trophyverse for nothing! The trio left for the Mushroom Kingdom, leaving behind the blown up Bowsy and blacked out Red, with equally unconscious Charizard. Silence reigned in the badlands border… at least until Kamek appeared.

"Sorry I'm late everyone, I had to take a trip to the little magician's room. Now where were- OH MY!"

And that's the prologue. Sorry about it being short. This was suppose to be an opener to one of the chapters but the chapter it was suppose to open has a very low priority (along with my constant wandering attention span) And as time approached I felt it makes a decent prologue.

(Cont. (Kinda) on next chapter note.)