A/N: I do not own Harry Potter. I am not bashing Christianity. Enjoy!
The Dursleys' were a nice Christian family thank you very much. There son and nephew went to Sunday school every sunday morning and services in the afternoon. Both despised non church goers and everything that the bible says is bad. So what a surprise it would be when just before the family where going to church a letter flew in! Addressed to Harry, who then opened it.
"Hogwarts school of WHAT?!" yelled a surprised Harry who dropped the letter like it was the devil himself.
Petunia was worried this would happen so she picked up without a word and burned it.
"Thank you Aunt Petunia I would never go to a school so un-god like." Expressed a relived Harry.
So off to church they went and had a nice service where, ironically was about witchcraft.
Once they got back a strange man with a hook nose, greasy hair, and something that resembled a dress, was waiting for them! Once they got out of the car Vernon went up to him.
"Hello dear brother, how are you this fine godly morning?"
"Don't talk to me, Dursley. I am here for the brat." Answered the greasy haired man.
Petunia was standing there with pursed lips but Jesus always said to be nice.
"Hello there, Severus. How are you? May I ask that you do not be rude to my husband and do not refer to my nephew as a brat?" asked Petunia.
"Shut up! I am here to take the brat for his school supplies and then to drop him off at the Leaky Cauldron and then bring him to the station tomorrow."
"I will not go!" yelled a horrified Harry.
"You will you ungrateful brat, think you are above us do you? You swine!"
"No, I will not go because witchcraft is evil and from the devil!"
Snape was stunned into silence. He decided that was strange. So apparated away.
A/N: I am not bashing on any religion, I thought it would be funny. If you think it is too. I might continue. Tell me what you think?