1 A FanFic by Smokey Jo
This one story is kind of detailed and not as funny, but that's cause I'm trying to set the mood, so keep reading!
Disclaimer- None of these characters belong to me they are all copyrighted to J.K. Rowling, I am simply using her characters in weird little stories.
1.1 Severus Snape and Hermione Granger
Chapter One: The Beginning
As young and nervous Hermione Granger walked up the stairs throughout the corridor behind the other first years she wondered, what will it be like at Hogwarts? The line came to a halt and Hermione slammed into a small boy in front of her with bright red hair. He turned and stared, but determined to make a good impression she straightened up her back and focused her attention on Professor McGonagoll. The professor muttered a few words and then they entered The Great Hall.
It was magnificent with candles floating in the air and four tables lined with many students, all wearing black Hogwarts uniforms. They all seemed so prepared for life, seeing as that made her nervous she focused her attention on the teachers table. In the middle she saw an old man, Professor Dumbledore, and a tiny witch seated next to a tiny wizard, and then she saw him. With his black greasy hair and beetle black eyes that showed sheer brilliance she fainted into the arms of Harry Potter.
When she awoke she was on the floor, all eyes looking at her, and hovering above her was the gentle face of Professor Snape. She nearly fainted again when she saw the beautiful icon of her love, but instead she regained her strength and stood up. The hall resumed the normal noise level and all eyes were on the hat as it sang its song. While the hat was singing Hermione leaned forward and tried to whisper to Harry a question, but he was off in Neverland staring Hermione's ummm… twins. So she turned towards the bright red headed child who wouldn't answer cause he was staring at Harry's ummm….jiggly bits. Finally she just turned towards the pale white child standing next to and asked what happened.
"You fainted and Professor Snape gave you mouth to, you looked like you were using tongue."
"Are you serious?!" Hermione squealed with delight at the notion that her and Professor Snape had locked lips. This was the start of something special, she could feel it.
~Sara
PS. I know this isn't the best story but I will try with all my heart to make them more interesting! Read on for funnier and cooler stories!
This one story is kind of detailed and not as funny, but that's cause I'm trying to set the mood, so keep reading!
Disclaimer- None of these characters belong to me they are all copyrighted to J.K. Rowling, I am simply using her characters in weird little stories.
1.1 Severus Snape and Hermione Granger
Chapter One: The Beginning
As young and nervous Hermione Granger walked up the stairs throughout the corridor behind the other first years she wondered, what will it be like at Hogwarts? The line came to a halt and Hermione slammed into a small boy in front of her with bright red hair. He turned and stared, but determined to make a good impression she straightened up her back and focused her attention on Professor McGonagoll. The professor muttered a few words and then they entered The Great Hall.
It was magnificent with candles floating in the air and four tables lined with many students, all wearing black Hogwarts uniforms. They all seemed so prepared for life, seeing as that made her nervous she focused her attention on the teachers table. In the middle she saw an old man, Professor Dumbledore, and a tiny witch seated next to a tiny wizard, and then she saw him. With his black greasy hair and beetle black eyes that showed sheer brilliance she fainted into the arms of Harry Potter.
When she awoke she was on the floor, all eyes looking at her, and hovering above her was the gentle face of Professor Snape. She nearly fainted again when she saw the beautiful icon of her love, but instead she regained her strength and stood up. The hall resumed the normal noise level and all eyes were on the hat as it sang its song. While the hat was singing Hermione leaned forward and tried to whisper to Harry a question, but he was off in Neverland staring Hermione's ummm… twins. So she turned towards the bright red headed child who wouldn't answer cause he was staring at Harry's ummm….jiggly bits. Finally she just turned towards the pale white child standing next to and asked what happened.
"You fainted and Professor Snape gave you mouth to, you looked like you were using tongue."
"Are you serious?!" Hermione squealed with delight at the notion that her and Professor Snape had locked lips. This was the start of something special, she could feel it.
~Sara
PS. I know this isn't the best story but I will try with all my heart to make them more interesting! Read on for funnier and cooler stories!