This story is told threw Sara's point of veiw. (Sara is 'i')

'I am a hobbit from the Shire!' - Sara

Naomi snorted at sat down on the chair in our apartment complex.

'Oh you wish...' - Naomi

I laughed, I often did wish I was in The Shire, with Frodo and Sam, before the quest. Helping them along the way.

'Well all I can say Sara, is that your obsessed.' - Naomi

I even had my own, fake ring. I was obsessed, I was so obsessed I once called Naomi, Sam. It scared the crap out of her.

'Well I'll make sure I won't call you Sam again.' - Sara

Naomi took her hands and made the prayer gesture. I really did love Naomi, she was my best friend. She was also a very good actor, she got me out of alot of bad situations.

'Listen, I'm gonna go make me a meatball hero, you want one?' - Naomi

'Naw, i'm good for now.' - Sara

I was on a diet, I thought I was extremely fat, even though I only weighed like 15 pounds.

'Sara you really need to get off this diet, you'll starve yourself.' - Naomi

I smiled and did a commical 'go away i dont want to talk to you' wave. She huffed and shuffled into the kitchen. The funny thing about me, is I did look like a hobbit. Except for the pointy ears and the hairy feet. I was really short, and really stubborn. I didnt often wear up to date clothes, right now I was happening to wear a hello kitty, baggy t-shirt, and a pair of baggy jeans. I also came with the curly brown hair, and blue eyes. Now, Naomi on the other hand, looked like an elf. She was tall, blonde, and wise. She hardly cried, and she wasent clumsy. She didnt wear elf clothes, she often wore tight belly tops and khaki pants. Naomi shuffled back into the living room with her fuzzy slipper.

'Hhmmm, my meatball hero...my precious....' - Naomi

I burst out laughing as she raised her eyebrow, I swear she thought I was insane.

'Wanna watch a movie?' - Sara

'What movie?' - Naomi

I held up Lord Of The Rings and she squeeled. She loved LOTR, but not to the crazy fan-girl type. I popped the first LOTR movie into the DVD player and bounded to the couch, I sat beside Naomi who was dripping her meatball hero all over me.

'Naomi.....your getting me all dirty!' - Sara

'SShhh...I see Frodo.' - Naomi

I rolled my eyes and glared at the T.V screen. After a few moments Naomi had her meatball hero done and she was dozing off. Pretty soon I was dozing off. I didnt know why I was so tired, I never fell asleep when Lord Of The Rings was on. I felt my eyes heavy and i could hear Naomi's snoring. Pretty soon, I fell to sleep.

When I awoke, I could hear Naomi screaming.

'SARA SARA SARA SARA....WAKE UP!!!!!' - Naomi

I bounded up right and looked around. We were on a dirt road, and there were no houses to be seen. Naomi was flipping, I was fine. This was a dream anyway, there was no possible way we could fall asleep in a New York apartment complex and then wake up in a dirt road in the middle of nowhere.

'Sara, where are we, where is this, I'm scared.' - Naomi

Then I saw something that totally freaked me out. It freaked me out beyond belief.

'Naomi....Naomi....your ears...oh my god...' - Sara

Naomi's eyes widened and she brought her hands up to her ears, they were pointy! Naomi screamed and I plugged my ears.

'Naomi, did anything happen to me? Did I change?' - Sara

Naomi nodded and touched her own ears, mine were the same as hers! Hey, wait a tick. My feet felt tickilish so I took off my shoes, they - were - HAIRY!

'I'M A FRICKEN HOBBIT!' - Sara

'OH MY GOD!' - Naomi

She stop her happy giggling and got a weird look on her face.

'Then what am I then?' - Naomi

I smiled and stood up. I walked over the Naomi and placed a hand on her shoulder.

'Your an elf Homer.' - Sara

'OH MY GOD!' - Naomi

I love these kinds of stories! Well, tell me how you like it! R & R!!!!

!Sara!