AN/RANDR HARRY POTTER AND THE GOLDEN TRIO BASHING INTENDED!

The basher smacked Ron round the face

And the basher crushed Harry like a mouse

The basher smashed Hermione's hair right back to when her head was bare

The basher cracked her weak knees and blackened his red hair.

It flattened the messy hair of Harry Potter

The scar has been replaced with a fat gapin' hole

So come on ya'll an' sing alon'

The scar has been replaced with a fat gapin' hole

The green, the blue and the brown have made a jelly...

worth of a crown

The basher smashed them up and tooke 'em down

AN/ I DID SAY THE BASHING WAS INTENDED. RANDR IT'S A SONG BY THE WAY!