A/N: A pointless story that Bella and Alice (the two authors on this account) wrote together. We had fun writing it and we hope you will enjoy reading it.

Alice: Bella, did you take my leather boots? You know the black leather ones with the lace up ribbons that cost more than your college eduction?

Bella: NO!! I mean, uh, looks frantically around for super-perfect love EDWARD!!

Alice: NOT AGAIN

Edward Cullen runs into the room

Alice: Go away, Eddie

Edward: I tell you what, sis – if you leave Bella alone for two minutes, I will buy you something. Oh and, you look awful in green.

Bella: so there. thanks love

Alice: NO!

Jasper Hale sprints into the room frantically.

Jasper: EDWARD! What did you say now - you gave Alice a stroke!

Edward: Yay! That means she will shut up and finally leave my love alone!

Jasper: Did you just say 'yay'? Did Emmett put something in your mountain lion?

Edward: Oh go and make your 'you-know-what'. He probably did. Hmmmn...

Edward blurs off to go dismember Emmett

Alice miraculously recovers from her state of shock.

Alice: WHERE IS EDWARD? I WANT TO WRING HIS NECK!

Jasper: I'd stay away from our house for a little while, Bella

Bella: Calm down Alice...or you will deal with my tears.

Bella makes a puppydog face

Alice ignores Bella and runs after Edward, with Jasper hot on her heels.

THE NEXT DAY...The whereabouts of Alice's boots have eluded her, thus driving the residents of the Cullen household to the brink of insanity.

Alice arrives at the Swan residence.

Alice: Hey Bella! Guess who?

Bella: Darn Edward, she's back.. Get off, or she will make me go shopping for not talking to her!

Edward: What makes you think that?

Bella: Alice is creepy.

Alice: What are you saying?

Bella: Oh, um. just that - rushes through words really quickly - Idonthaveyourleatherboots!!

Alice: Hmm...EMMETT!

Alice runs out of the room in search of her grizzly bear brother.

Bella: We know about ur weird obsessions, EMMETT!!

Emmett's screams of pain echo around the house

Alice: Back off, Rosalie!! I WANT MY LEATHER BOOTS! What was that last whimper, Emmett dear? Good idea - I guess I'll get Jasper to pay for my new boots.

Alice goes off to annoy Jasper for cash.

Alice skips back into the room, fairly pleased with herself.

Alice: Its okay now – Jazzy is going to pay for my new boots – and they're even better than before!

Bella: Your...uh, Jazzy, agreed to pay for your new super expensive-would feed a small third world country for a month boots?.

Alice: I have the feeling you don't like his name.

Bella: Um, not the way u say it. Moving on, before you start on Edward's name...

Alice: Too late! EDDIE WEDDIE!

Bella: STOP! NO! PLEASE! NO!!

Bella runs to Edward with her hands over her ears.

Bella trips on stairs. (Bella: Darn! Must you stairs always be my downfall? These are not human-friendly stairs.)

Alice: Bella, the way you walk, nothing is human friendly. JASPER! WHY AREN'T MY LEATHER BOOTS HERE YET?

Alice mourns loss of beautiful leather boots.

A/N: We hope you liked it! The next chapter will involve some ice-cream cake and a mischevious Bella. Invisible pastries to anyone who reviews!

Bella wrote the parts of: Bella and Edward

Alice wrote the parts of: Alice and Jasper