Akatsuki's Death Note

Usagi

-In Death Note Realm-

Usagi: *walking down street* Lalala...

*Death Note falls*

Usagi: Hmm, what's that? *picks up notebook* The name written in this notebook shall die... That might be useful! ^-^ *puts into bag*

Light: *thinks: Wtf! That stupid person doesn't belong here!* Misa, what's her name?

Misa: Usagi Nariko.

Light: *writes Usagi Nariko in Death Note*

Usagi: *collapses*

-In Naruto Realm-

Usagi: *wakes up in ninja outfit* What happened?

Naruto: OMGOMGOMG YOU'RE AWAKE! Omg you're prettier than Sakura AND Sasuke combined! Omg, girl, I hope we can *blahblahblah*

Usagi: I'm a guy. *blink* Oh hell no. *writes everyone's names in Konoha village in Death Note*

*everyone in Konoha dies*

Usagi: Now that that's over with.. *stands up then gets a toaster thrown at his head, passing out*

-In Akatsuki Lair-

Usagi: *opens eyes slowly and looks around with cute sleepy face, seeing 6 sexy men around him* ...

Everyone but Tobi: *blush*

Tobi: YAY SHE'S AWAKE!!! *happy dance*

Usagi: *glares at Tobi* I'm a guy...

Deidara: Tobi, dude, stfu! *explodes Tobi's mask*

Tobi: *has another mask underneath* Tobi's alive Tobi's a good boy!!! ^_^

Usagi: *thinks: not for much longer* *writes Tobi in Death Note* .........

*nothing happens*

Deidara: *puts arm around Usagi's shoulder* It sucks to be mistaken for a girl, doesn't it?

Hidan: You would know.

Usagi: *blushes and looks down* Err, yeah...

Hidan: Writing his name down won't do shit though.

Zetsu: *white side* It's not even his real name... *black side thinks: God he's turning me on...* *plant thingy grows*

Pein: No eating Usagi, Zetsu...

Usagi: How do you know my name?

Pein: I just do.

Usagi: Okay... What am I doing here?

Tobi: Well! Usa-chan, you see, you were able to kill everyone in Konoha just by writing their name, and that's amazing, you're really cool Usa-chan, Tobi thinks you're a good girl! Tobi's a good boy!! :D

Usagi: I'm a guy.. ."

Pein: Yeah... What Tobi said.

Usagi: *thinks: this guy's percings are hawt... where else is he pierced, hmm...* *blushes thinking about it*

Pein: So yeah this organization is for the purpose of *blahblahblah*

Usagi: Oh. Okay then. I'll join, on one condition.

Pein: What's that?

Usagi: *looks at Tobi* Do I have to be nice to him?

Pein/Deidara/Hidan: Of course not.

Usagi: Okay! ^_^

Pein: I wonder where Itachi, Kisame, and Sasori are...

-End of Chapter 1-