Ironhide's Gal: This is my first fanfic so I hope you like it. My sister Hot Shot's girl helped me think of this story and has with many more to come, but I'm gonna try to write one at a time unlike her, lol. So here I go and I hope you guys like it.

You've all heard of human and machine, how this Romeo and Juliet couple go through differences and then find love, but what would happen if it was switched around? What would happen if a man would fall for a robot women . . . a femme? Well after mission city and the battle for the allspark the call was sent out to all autobots to come to earth and join their fellow brothers. Some heard and responded to the call, but one in particular made, as the humans say, a wrong turn.

David Hauffer lived in a decent sized apartment in New York, but he wasn't alone. He had three godchildren from a friend. They were orphaned three years ago and so David took them in, but it's not easy taking care of them. He's 24 and has two jobs: one as a writer for the newspaper and the other he works for his girlfriend, who designs clothes, leaving him to just pick up the materials.

Yep, he's your regular New Yorker. Works hard, cares for his family, and loves his country . . . but sometimes that isn't even enough.

"David," called Billy down the hall. "I got another bill."

"Yea, just put it on the end table there will ya?" replied David trying to cook dinner for the little ones.

"I'm hungry David," said Aaron sitting at the small square table in the kitchen with knife and fork in hand ready to feed his little belly.

"I know, I know buddy. Did you're sister get you those buns yet?" asked David trying to look for her.

"Yes . . . I did!" said Lily coming behind her little brother. "He ate them!"

"Well then you'll just have to hold them horses Aaron," smiled David turning with dinner in hand. "'Kay Billy. Come and sit down al'ight?"

Billy came and sat down as David placed their spaghetti dinner on the table.

"Alright you kids dig in and enjoy," smiled David as he grabbed napkin.

And so they ate. The food was good and they were all thankful to be eating, but Billy had to speak his mind.

"It tastes burnt," he said sucking in a noodle.

"How can you burn spaghetti?" asked Lily to her older brother.

"Look, you've lived three years on my food and so you can three more!" pointed David.

"Okay . . . sheesh," sighed Billy getting back to his dinner.

And so they finished dinner, also it was their bedtime while he went off to his second job.

"Why every time we go to bed you leave David?" asked Aaron.

"Because it's late and you're young . . . and because we need the extra money," said David kissing him good night.

"Oh okay," smiled Aaron settling himself in his bed.

David just turned off the light and left him. Raising a 13, 11, and 6 year old wasn't easy but he wanted to do it. Who else would anyways? Sometimes he wondered where'd they be if he wasn't there to take them in.

He just sighed and readied to go off to work. As he went down the small hallway and noticed the table full of bills and right by them an eviction notice . . . it was never easy to be a family in the city and especially one so young as his. He soon grabbed his keys and went to the only transportation he had, his motorcycle. It was once his pride and joy for it was a one of a kind bike he got long ago in his teens.

He loved motorcycles ever since birth he thought, but now that he thought of it, it seemed to only take up too much space. Perhaps he could sell it and get them off the hook from getting kicked out with nowhere to go, but he still could have one last person to ask . . . Gina.

"Come on Gina," asked David. "It's for the kids."

"It's always for the kids David," she said crossing her arms. "This is the fifth time you've had to ask me for money and this time I say no."

"I'd pay it myself, but I can't seem to find the right job," said David.

"Look I pay you a reasonable amount it's just those kids that suck you dry. Why don't you just get rid of them and come back to me?" she smiled.

"Naw . . . I can't do that Gina," he said backing away from her and shaking his head. "Those kids mean everything to me."

"Well what about me?" she asked. "I used to mean something to you before you took those money hogs in."

"Yea . . . used to," sighed David leaving. "I guess I'll just have to find another way . . . thanks for trying to help Gina . . . if that is what you were doing."

He then left and decided to go back home.

The sky was clouded and dark that night. No star was seen say for a few helicopters, if you call them stars . . . but this night was different and was going to change everything. Optimus Prime leader of the autobots sent out a message to any surviving autobots to come and join his small team on earth. Many answered and so came, but one landed very far away.

No one noticed the pod land in the small ally way for it was very stealth-like as landed in a populated area. It rested a while till it cooled off the heat it endured from the new planet's atmosphere. Once done its out lines began to shift and it . . . transformed! It was very human-like, two arms, two legs, and a neck and head.

It used its legs to stand up and survey its surroundings. It scanned the whole alley and then a road past it that seemed to bare some sort of transportation device for the aliens on the planet. It then knew what it had to do.

"I must find a disguise suitable for this planet so not to draw attention to myself," she said.

She looked and looked for one but find one suitable enough for her. She sighed and was about to go back into the ally until she heard an engine that was like music to her audio receivers. She turned and saw the perfect disguise. It was a nice looking motorcycle and on top a young man.

She immediately scanned the bike and transformed into it. She then noticed she needed a rider and having a hologram was too risky right now and so she had no choice but to select a host. The original rider seemed to be perfect and so she followed him home.

The next day David had no choice but to sell his bike in order to stay there.

"But how are we supposed to get around?!" asked Billy.

"It's called walking," said David. "It's good for ya."

"But I like your bike David," Aaron.

"Yea, I know but if we want to live here and not out in the streets it has to go now go get it started Billy," said David.

"Sure," sighed Billy going off to get.

Not a moment too soon after he left they all heard him call back-

"Um . . . which one?"

Ironhide's Gal: Okay I hope you all liked the chapter and I'll try to update as soon as I can also David looks exactly like Danny in CSI: NY :)