WARNING: Before reading this, prep yourself for pure stupidness.
"I've realized something…" Miley stated as she pulled the soft blanket wrapped around her body, tighter. "And what's that?" Taylor asked one of her best friends. There the 4 girls sat in a circle, pigging out on everything greasy from fatty to just straight out so delicious it has to be terrible for you.
"I really want to know what boys talk about" she smiled. Selena let out a high pitch squeal full of joy causing Demi to jump and knock over the bowl of Swedish Fish. "Holy fish sticks Sel. Any louder!?" Demi exclaimed, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "Sorry" Selena blushed, "It's just, I've always wanted to know what they talk about when we're not around!"
"You think they talk about us?" Taylor arched her eyebrow.
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"You know, they're probably laughing about us right now..."Nick sighed. Joe looked up from his tambourine, "Who's they?"
"The girls, obviously!" David Henrie, one of their best friends rolled his eyes. "Why would they be laughing about us?" Mitchell piped in, interested in the new topic.
"Well" Nick paused, "What else would they be talking about?"
"Hmmm…" Joe tapped his index finger against his chin.
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"Oh my god! I totally sneezed in his face today!" Demi exclaimed. "You did not!" Selena gasped. "SHE DID TOO! I WAS THERE!" Miley shouted. Demi buried her face into her hands, hiding from embarrassment, "Joe probably thinks I'm an idiot."
Taylor burst out into laughter. "What?" Selena lifted her head up while still rubbing Demi's back, trying to comfort her. Taylor slapped her hand over her mouth trying to suppress the giggles, after finally catching her breath she opened her mouth to speak; "You think that Joe, as in Joe Jonas, Mr. Oh my goodness! Look at me do a kick flip over Big Rob and then plummet to my death down the laundry shoot, thinks you're an idiot!?" she gasped for air.
Miley burst into laughter, holding her sides; "Oh my God! He went down the shoot again?!" she exclaimed.
"TWICE!" tears were falling down Taylor's face now, she was laughing so hard.
Selena and Demi were giggling along side the two other girls, "You think the boys get embarrassed about things they do around us too?" Selena wondered.
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"She sneezed in your face?" Nick scrunched his nose up in displeasure. "It wasn't her fault though … I sort of, well … I kinda spit pepper onto her face" Joe sputtered.
"WHAT!?" David spit out his orange juice which he had been enjoying right up until that moment. Now all cluttering around Joe, where they were positioned in Mitchell's room, they all stared at him with shocked eyes.
"What?" Joe asked innocently.
"You never, never spit pepper on a girl! Salt maybe! But, pepper … no, no, no!" Mitchell exclaimed, running his hands through his shaggy hair.
"Dude, what's the big deal?" Nick piped in.
"DON'T DUDE HIM! HE HAS THE ANSWERS MAN!" Joe exclaimed, grabbing onto the collar of Nick's shirt and shaking him.
"I wonder if the girls think this is just as big a deal…" David muttered to himself.
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"Was it an "achoo" sneeze?" Miley pretended to sneeze softly, "or was it an "ACHOO!" sneeze?" Miley practically coughed out her lungs she sneezed so loudly.
"Uhh, in the middle?" Demi guessed. "Oh no…" Taylor's eyes widened.
"What?" Demi gasped, "What's with the 'oh no..'! Come on people! I'm dieing here!"
Selena watched the scene intently as she stuffed some peanut butter M&Ms into her lip-glossed mouth.
"Well, there may be a chance of him avoiding your calls for the next week" Miley answered meekly, "But after that… you're fine!" she smiled brightly, her mood changing in a flash.
"Oh great, I'm gonna be known as the girlfriend who's allergic to her boyfriend now!" Demi sighed.
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"Wait a minute" Nick held up his finger to silence the group of boys, "Joe, why'd you have pepper in the first place?"
Joe shrugged his shoulders, "I heard it was bad luck to spill pepper so I always carry it around with me to make sure it never spills"
Nothing but silence.
"THAT'S SALT MAN!" Mitchell exclaimed.
"You've got to be kidding me…" David shook his head, flabbergasted.
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"Hey, for all we know they could be talking about how hot Christina Aguilera looked at the American Music Awards last night" Selena shrugged her shoulders.
"Or about how cool that episode of 'House' was last night" Miley added.
"Miley … only you and Nick watch that show. Shut up babe" Demi giggled.
Miley just rolled her eyes playfully and bit the head off of her Swedish Fish.
"They're probably talking about the new music video Fall Out Boy is making" Taylor announced.
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"I bet they're talking about how cute Christina's dress looked last night" David paused, "Even though well all know it wasn't cute cause she looked smokin'!" David put his hand up for Mitchell to high five. The two laughed and nudged each others shoulders, trying to communicate in that weird way boys did.
"Nah, Miley hated that dress and Taylor thought it was an abomination to the name of fashion" Nick shook his head.
"True…" Joe nodded, "And Selena was too focused on Shia Labouf to look at anything else."
"So then what could they be talking about!?"
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"I'VE GOT IT!" Selena shouted. "What!?" all three girl's ears perked up. "You figured out what they're talking about?" Taylor was beaming. "Oh.." Selena stuttered, "I-I meant that I've got that cute new dress Neiman Marcus has up on my laptop" she flipped her laptop around to show the girls. Miley sighed, "Sel this isn't the time to be- ooh that is cute!"
Demi rolled her eyes at the girls. "So we're never going to figure this out. Are we?"
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"This is honestly hurting my head" David caressed his head in his hands. "I say we give up!" Mitchell offered. "AGREED!" Nick added.
"Guys!" Joe exclaimed while hopping up off Mitchell's bed, "You're just going to give up like that and throw in the towel? How could you give up that easily and be able to look at-"
"PIZZA'S HERE BOYS!" Mitchell's Mother called from downstairs.
"Alright, we gave up! All agreed!?" Joe exclaimed heading for the door.
"Yup we've all agreed" Nick shook his head.
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"Girls are hopeless" the boys all said in unison.
"Boys are hopeless" the girls all said in unison.
Pointless and stupid right? I thought it would be funny to see how that would go? Was I right? TELL ME IN YOUR REVIEWS! Cause you'll review right? Right? Aww, you will? Gosh, guys! Thanks!
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