"Konnichiwa minna, I'm back!" Kagome shouted as she clambered out of the well.
"Kagome!!" Shippou yelled, jumping up into her arms.
She grinned. "Hey Shippou!"
"Welcome back, Kagome-chan!" Sango said cheerfully.
"Welcome back indeed," Miroku said. "InuYasha missed you dearly Kagome-sama."
"Is that so?" Kagome looked inquiringly at said hanyou.
"Feh, whatever!" he muttered. "Come on, let's just start searching for the jewel shards! That bastard Naraku's already searching for them, while you just stand here talking near some dumb well! Let's go already!"
Kagome just stared at him, her eyes getting narrower by the second. "InuYasha, why do you have to be such a jerk?!" she shouted at him.
"Keh, who're you calling a jerk, huh wench?!" he shouted back.
"Urrgh, InuYasha, OSUWARI!!" she screamed. The rosary glowed, and InuYasha did a face plant. "No, you know what?! You're not JUST a jerk! You're way more than that! You just wait her for me to come back!"
Kagome jumped back down the well once more. "Stupid wench!" InuYasha muttered, though he was a bit scared. He wondered what Kagome was gonna do. She came back through the well, carrying something she called a 'bum box', and another mysterious object. "Keh, what's that in your hand?" he asked her.
"It's called a microphone," she said rather calmly "I'm going to sing a song." Her eyes hardened. "It's dedicated to you!" InuYasha gulped. He was in for it, and he knew it. She pressed a button on her 'bum box', and music started playing.
InuYasha noo... OSUWARIII
Honto ni anta tte Mattaku anta tte
Tonikaku
anta tte OSUWARI,
O-SU-WA-RI
OSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIO-SU-WA-RI
Doo yuu
tsumori na no Dattara nan na no
Eh! Uttoshii OSUWARI, O-SU-WA-RI
OSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIO-SU-WA-RI
Sangatsu mikka wa
hinamatsuri Gogatsu itsuka wa kodomo no hi
Otoko ka onna ka
hakkiri shinasai Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
Anta ippen
shinde koi!
Ue kara yonde mo
OSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIO-SU-WA-RI
Shita kara yonde mo
OSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIO-SU-WA-RI
Urusai no yo anta tte
Narenareshii anta tte
Nani yo! Haji-shirazu OSUWARI,
O-SU-WA-RI
OSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIO-SU-WA-RI
Sangatsu
mikka wa hinamatsuri Akari wo tsukemasho bonbori ni
Otoko ka onna
ka hakkiri shinasai Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
Anna hentai
o-kotowari!
Migi kara yonde mo
OSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIO-SU-WA-RI
Hidari kara yonde mo
OSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIO-SU-WA-RI
Yasashii, ii ko ni
kon'ya mo narenai kedo
Datte PUNK damo!!
Sangatsu mikka
wa hinamatsuri Hachigatsu youka wa Fuji Terebi
Otoko ka onna ka
hakkiri shinasai Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
Warukatta wa
ne bukiyou de!
Yoko kara yonde mo
OSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIO-SU-WA-RI
Tate kara yonde mo
OSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIO-SU-WA-RI
Thank
you!!
OSUWARI...
She sang Akane Tendo's 'Baka song' perfectly, with a few personal modifications. "I call that the "OSUWARI song," she said, smiling sweetly. InuYasha could only stare up at her from the ground, as the effects of her last 'osuwari' wore off. Kami-sama, Kagome was evil! He'd have to be more careful now. He'd known he was in for it, but he had no idea she'd go this far. The others had watched on in awe, but they were now rolling on the ground, laughing, unable to stop. The whole thing was hilarious. Kagome once more smiled at him sweetly. "I'll go bring my stuff back now!" InuYasha could only stare at her as she left.