Lesson 1: How to Start
Author's Note!
I got my report card and I got all A's, again!!
But my friend, she really struggles through everything
so these may be good "lessons" you might want to read
enjoy!!
Hotaru Imai's:
50 ways to Become a Blackmailer
And
A Good Student
Lesson 1:
#1: Get organized. Have you ever thought about having a schedule? Or clean our your room/locker/desk? Maybe even have a daily to-do list!
Example!
Mikan: Hotaru! Hotaru!
Hotaru: Nani?
Mikan: I'm so confused!! I thought I had my history study sheet, I just made it yesterday, or was it today??
Hotaru: .....schedules are helpful you know?.....
Mikan: Hm? Did you say something?
Hotaru: No...
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#2 Becoming a blackmailer, you must need something called a camera or recorder, you may even use your ipod to record! Bring it to school at all times, make sure when buying the camera or recorder, it's small and unnoticable. Have it in your pocket on your shirt, sweater, or hoodie, somewhere that is easy to take out fast. (Don't get caught by teachers!)
Example!
Sensei: Imai, can you please tell me th-
Ruka: Ahhh
Hotaru: Click (started recording)
Sensei: What is it Nogi?
Ruka: N-nothing, I just got frighten...
Sensei: How?
Ruka: It's um... embrassing
Sensei: It's okay, tell the class
Ruka: Well... the window was open, and while I was dozing off, a leaf flew in and landed on my nose and scared me
Sensei: .......A leaf?.......
Students: Hahahaha
Sensei: Shh! It's nothing funny, besides nobody will tell about this little embrassing moment that happened to Nogi, right?
Hotaru: ...........
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#3 Bring your text books home, read and learn the future lesson, that way when you get to that lesson, when your teacher as the class a question and nobody knows that question, you would know becoming your teacher's favorite!
Example!
Sensei: Okay, we're starting a new unit
Students: aw....boo hoo....nooo.....
Sensei: Our unit is volumn, can anybody tell me what is the formula use to get volumn
Hotaru raise hand
Sensei: Yes, Hotaru?
Hotaru: Length x width x height, and the measurement is to the power of 3
Sensei: Very good
Sensei's mind: Hotaru Imai, my best prized student
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#4 Always have a good connection (or some kind of connection) with the person with all the lastest news. Do not ask them right away, or if you never have a good connection with them, you can just blackmail them!
Example!
Hotaru: Permy!
Sumire: IT'S NOT PERMY!!
Hotaru: What is up with Mikan and Natsume?
Sumire: Hmp...Why would I tell?
Hotaru: Because I have pictures of you with a pimple on your face
Sumire: .....I don't care
Hotaru: Okay, you will see the pictures tomorrow
Sumire: NOOO!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!
Hotaru: So will you tell me?
Sumire: Fine! You see, some students say they spotted them together on that tree Natsume likes to be on.
Hotaru: Doing what?
Sumire: I don't know
Hotaru: Oh really Permy? Let's see what people would think of you after tomorrow
Sumire: Fine! Gosh... Mikan was resting her head on Natsume shoulder, and she was laughing about something.
Hotaru: Thank you for your business.
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#5 For reading/writing/essays, put in as much detail you can, teachers like details, you can earn more marks for your report card.
Example!
Hotaru: Sensei, here is the haiku I wrote
Sensei: Good job Imai, but...why is there so many paper?
Hotaru: I wrote a few extras incase you didn't like my first poem
Sensei: Wow! That is a lot of delication and improvement you made
Hotaru: Thank you sensei. Must be your teaching have been inspiring me.
Okay that's is all for Lesson 1, next chapter will be lesson 2!
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