This is kinda copycat-ish, but I kinda ran out of ideas for Pairings (Don't SHOOT ME!!! I'll get back on it SOON!!!), and I wanted to write this.
Well, I think I'll shut up now and let Yuri do the talking, shall we? –winks-
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Yuri stepped out in his usual outfit, you know the lovely boots....ahh, the boots. Yeah out producer is a sucker for boots, even though it is really inappropriate for the current weather on the island.
"Welcome to Survivor; Tales of Vesperia All Stars! The show where we torture... I mean, put your favourite characters to the test of cunning, deceit and physical strength." He paused. "Then Alexei should be disqualified."
A ball of sand is hurled at Yuri. He coolly sidesteps the attack. Alexei swears from offscreen.
"Now to introduce our vic...uh, contestants."
Yuri pulled out a list from behind him. "Flynn Scifo, Commandant, blonde, 21 years old. Justice tribe."
Flynn walks out in red boxer like trunks. Screams from Flynn fangirls echo from halfway across the world and are heard pretty clearly from the island. Flynn blushes to match his trunks.
"Yuri, why did you make me wear this ridiculous garb for? I feel so...weird without my armour..."
Yuri grinned. "To raise the show's ratings, of course. Besides, we can't have you microwaved in your own armour on this show, can we?"
"Next, Sodia...dunnowhat! Petty second in command and would-be murderer of me, she is in Tribe Moon! Cuz if I had a choice, I would love to moon her. Haha."
Sodia storms out from the side. All the company's phones start buzzing, as all the Yuri fangirls call to ask if Sodia could be thrown into the sea. The producer attempts to march onstage to do as she wishes, but the crew stop her. Sodia, in a green bikini, plonks down with her plaits flapping around.
"Okay...now I'm bored. Basically, the rest are..."
Yuri just shoves the list into the camera screen. Due to poor lighting, the cameraman just cuts, makes one of those nice lists, and shows it properly on the screen.
Justice Tribe
Flynn
Alexei
Rita
Karol
Cumore
Ioder
Repede
Kauffman
Tribe Moon
Sodia
Judith
Yeager
Duke
Raven
Nan
Zagi
Don
Unfortunately, this Survivor will be very, very short. Because there ain't enough people in Vesperia. And also because of my failing memory cuz my dad just got me a new game.
Yuri grins. "Alright, get to your crappy beaches. Moon, you go north. Justice, west. You'll find the headbands and stuff there."
Karol raised a hand. "Hey Yuri, how come Estelle ain't playing?"
Yuri grinned. "Cuz she's too precious to be dumped into this game. Now ..."
Duke raised his hand. "Can I go home?"
Yuri sighed. "No. Now..."
Alexei raised his hand. Yuri nodded at him to continue. He pointed to Yeager.
Everyone turned to Yeager and their jaws dropped to the sand.
Yuri nodded. "Thank you, Alexei, for warning us. As for you, Yeager...PUT ON SOME BLOODY CLOTHES!!!"
Cumore grabbed his eyes. "MY EYES! OH MY....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!!!"
Yeager was puzzled. "What's wrong with my navy blue bikini?!"
Yuri averted his eyes. "Ow...my retinas...they BUUURRRRNNNN!!!"
Eventually, the Don manages to grab the top off the head of the Leviathean Claw Leader (I spelt that wrong...didn't I.). Yeager is insulted, but remains silent. Finally, they leave.
Yuri grinned at the camera. "Join us later...on Survivor!"
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I wanted to put the guy who replaces Belius, but I forgot his name. Anyway, I couldn't put any Entelexeia in. Repede counts as a contestant.
Next episode:
Immunity hurts.
a LOT.