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:3; Uh..I'm trying to potray Sasuke and Naruto as their usual, cheerful, hyper, also serious and sullen selves, but forgive me if they don't quite meet their original character concepts XD;
I'm Kitty, and this is not my first Sasunaru story, but it is the first one I have posted here on FF so pleaaase be sweet and don't leave hateful reviews TAT Um...help is needed :3 so if you have any helpful tips!
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At first, they couldn't figure out why the raven haired Uchiha was suffering from sleep disorders. He didn't quite care either.
It started off, as a minor thing. He couldn't get to sleep right away, and was forced to sit on the couch and watch after dark shows, (which are not pleasent especially since half of them are 'exercsise' channels). He kept this up for months, and soon, Naruto, his 'wife', was starting to get concerned.
"Sasuke!! Staying up again all night?! You have work tomorrow tebayo!!!" That wasn't the voice Sasuke was pleased to hear. Sasuke simply rubbed his head and looked at Naruto with exhausted, gray eyes, with light bags under them from just lack of sleep.
"I know that Naruto...thanks for reminding me...." He muttered, staring back at the tv. Naruto blinked, what the hell was wrong with Sasuke?
"Sasuke...you...you have horrible bags under your eyes...are you...ok?" He muttered, sitting beside Sasuke and rubbed his arm gently, feeling the coolness of Sasuke's skin, and the muscles underneath. Sasuke stared at Naruto for a moment and shrugged.
"I don't know anymore....I haven't been sleeping well recently..." He looked down at his pale feet, and wiggled his toes to stretch. He sighed, feeling terribly fatigued, and exhausted. Work, that didn't sound pleasing at all.
"...Maybe you need some medicine? I could have Granny Tsu-..."
"That's...not necessary...I don't want any medicine for 'sleeping' issues...that's pathetic..." He sighed, holding his head. Why was he in such an argumentative mood?
"....Look I'm just listing reasons tebayo, don't chew my head off because of my help..." Naruto rose up, and he turned, but Sasuke grabbed his arm sluggishly.
"I'm sorry...I'm...so wired up, yet I'm so tired...I think it's a good idea...yea...have Tsunade take a look at me..." He smiled meekly. He loved the blonde, he loved him so.
Since the day he was welcomed back into the village, (Naruto was hokage around that time) Sasuke felt glad. If it weren't for Naruto, his best friend, lover, sex buddy, basically his everything, he would probably be in lock down in the prison located south of Konoha, in that pit of lava and depressing scene.
Naruto nodded exceptionally, and rose up. Sasuke stared at Naruto's hips and then his butt, but looked down.
Another thing about his mood, was Sasuke was completely sex deprived. Naruto, had discovered maybe a month earlier, (before Sasuke's insomnia), was pregnant. Impossible? No, clearly not. That was a biological mess, and Sasuke, (and myself) really don't feel like explaining the painful hours of the average break down of anatomy...(because we're both sleep deprived...). Sasuke, couldn't lay a finger anywhere near Naruto's areas, especially the frontal. Being pregnant, Naruto had transformed his lower half into Naruko's, for natural birth canal instead of C section.
Now Naruto having a vagina just evoked Sasuke into a more horny mood. Anal was good, but vaginal was 2% better, but Sasuke wouldn't tell Naruto that, knowing how easily offended he gets. Anyway, being sex deprived made Sasuke uncomfortable, and anxious.
Before Naruto ever was pregnant, they had sex for days, weeks even. Now it was to a minimal, and after the baby's birth, there probably won't be none at all. And that, ushered Sasuke's nerves into a frenzy. How horrible that would be, Naruto's soft pink flesh going to waste. Sasuke wouldn't dare have the balls to ask Naruto to transform his lower half again, because that would probably be a one way ticket to 'being bitched at' city....But now wasn't the time to be thinking of those things. He was more focused on his problem of insomnia.
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Early morning, Sasuke rose from bed, (he went to lay down with Naruto until sun rise) and went to the shower. He stayed in there for an hour, and came out, draped in towels and reeked of cologne. That aroused Naruto from sleep, and the blonde rose up in bed, scratching his eyes and blinked them open, to focuse only on the bending raven, who was searching through dresser drawers' for boxers. Naruto smirked, and rose up quietly, and went to his raven, wrapping his arms around him and snuggling into the moist skin on his back.
"Good morning my love...." He whispered against the warm skin, smiling hugely at the smell of cologne.
"Morning....Hey were are my black boxers at?....The tight ones not loose....I'm wearing skinny jeans today..." He muttered, looking back at the blonde, and wrapping his arms around the shorter one, and kissed his forehead. Naruto smiled, and squinted his eyes in a fox way, and tilted his head.
"...Maybe in the laundry basket...I don't know!" He looked at Sasuke with shiney blue eyes. Sasuke sighed, feeling annoyed again.
"...Your the one who does the laundry..."
"Well I'm not your underwears' keeper!! I do the laundry, and it's yourjob that it get's to the dresser!!!" Naruto griped and put his hands on his hips.
"Well, if someone doesn't sling all our laundry out on the balcony sometimes maybe I would have got them to the dresser!"
"Oh so you think I took the laundry out, and threw your underwear off the balcony?! How lame can you get tebayo!? The simplist thing is to wear others!" He turned and pouted.
'Not again, not another argument that annoys us both...' Naruto wished Sasuke wasn't so on the edge. He turned back, and frowned, seeing the raven dig more threw the drawers. He looked down, and rubbed his arms.
"I'm sorry that I made you think that I flung them off the balcony Sasuke...please don't be angry with me today...I can't handle it." He muttered, and he watched as Sasuke rose up, and look back.
"Well I never thought that, I'm just making up excuses so that way I won't get the blame put on me...plus I'm extremely tired, and I'm sex depr-..." He stopped. Naruto went wide eyed.
"Sex deprived?! You think your sex deprived!?" Naruto screamed. Sasuke rubbed his head.
And, that's why Sasuke went to Tsunade's office by himself that morning.
Tsunade couldn't figure out what was wrong with Sasuke either. Sasuke looked up at the ceiling, basically on overdrive from the prescriptions Tsunade assigned him to take at least 4 times a day to help him sleep. But, they weren't working at all. Sasuke sighed, and he rose up. He had been taking these medicines for a few weeks now, Naruto was off on a mission, and he was alone. Sasuke rubbed his head, a throbbing pain shot through his head, then, he glanced upwards.
A sudden rage a fury bloomed in Sasuke's heart. What was that sticking out of Naruto's laundry?....Sasuke got up and went to the pile, and took up a white shirt of Naruto's. A kiss mark? Red lipstick? How cliche!!!! Sasuke glared harshly. Naruto was still a ladie's man, even though they were married, (and Sasuke is his seme so that makes it even more weird). But Naruto had high respects for Sasuke, and would never cheat on him. But that still doesn't explain this kiss mark.
And at the worst timing, Naruto walked into the house, and stretched.
"Sasuke?! Are you sleeping or laying down!? If you don't answer, then Ima asume your sleeping!" Naruto called and walked into the kitchen, and looked down for a few moments, before getting slammed into the wall by a pale arm to his chest. Naruto went wide eyed, looking up into red shringan eyes.
"You think you have all the reasons to cheat on me because I'm not feeling well at the moment huh?" Sasuke growled out, in a menacing voice.
Naruto coughed, and blinked, confused.
"What...What are you talking about?!" The white shirt was forced into Naruto's face.
"THERE! That red lipstick!!!" Sasuke roared. Naruto blinked, taking his shirt, shakingly, and checked. It was plain...
"Sasuke...what red lipstick?"
"Oh don't fucking toy with me now!! I see it!" Sasuke grabbed it, and pointed to a blank spot. In Sasuke's mind, clear as day, the red lipstick stuck out on the white surface.
"Sasuke there isn't anything there....are you alright?"
"DON'T FUCKING PLAY ME!" Sasuke threw the shirt down. Naruto blinked. What the hell was wrong with Sasuke?!
"Sasuke! I'm not playing!! There is no kiss mark on the shirt!! Your exhausted and probably delusional! Come to bed! I'll lay down with you! I haven't cheated on you, tebayo....I would never...I'm pregnant with your baby...I love only you...If I could cheat on you, I wouldn't not for the world!" Naruto argued and he wrapped his arms around the shaking raven, who was clearly exhausted.
"......" Sasuke was to tired to answer, and he just slumped on Naruto. And with that, Naruto took him to the bed to sleep.
The only thing was, Sasuke didn't sleep at all.
Sasuke laid there, staring at the clock and was completely exhausted. He closed his eyes, and tryed to sleep, but something just kept jolting him awake.
Naruto was concerned as well, and he rubbed Sasuke's head, hoping that would ease the pain. All Sasuke could do was lay his head on Naruto's small chest, and close his eyes and wished for sleep...which never came.
OMG, TAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I JUST WROTE!!! ;A; PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR THIS Dx but honestly you took the time to read this :3;; so I'm not all to blame!
Basically in my 'idea' for this, Sasuke honestly has trouble sleeping due to stress and he often does sleep, his not completely deprived, but he cannot enter a full sleep. Light sleeper Sasuke? Hah right :/ :3 Anyway, I'll be uploading more of this story soon, I'm working as hard as I can on this story before it leaves me.
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