Hi, EBS here. Well I co wrote this with Kori, one of my best friends in the whole world. But her stepmother called me and said that she decided that she wanted to stay with her real mom in El Paso. I have not seen her this whole summer. She's not allowed to call anyone either.

So, Kori, if you're reading this, our creation, please call me, I miss you so much; you're my best friend. Please call.

In honor of Kori, I begin the tale.

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Disclaimer: I don't own The 10th Kingdom characters, just a really big fan. So don't sue me!!