Title: Hooking Up-ness

Author: spacegypsy1

Rating: PG-13

Category: Romance, Prompted, Silliness

Pairings: Daniel Jackson and Vala Mal Doran

Characters: Daniel Jackson and Vala Mal Doran

Spoilers/Timeline: No spoilers/Current timeline

Word Count/Chapter Count: 420/Oneshot

Synopsis:Written for a Prompt: Two-man sleeping bag, hotdogs, string bikini, suntan oil, fishing, underwear, swimming, campfire and oh Daniel.

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"What are you doing?"

"I'm creating a two man sleeping bag. Or, actually one man and one woman, although I suppose it could be two women or two men, or a man and a..."

"Alright! Why are you zipping them together?"

"I just told you."

"Vala. One's mine. One's yours. That's the way it's supposed to be." He pulled the tent flap aside with one arm and pointed out towards the roaring fire.

She huffed and headed out into the twilight. "By the time the hotdogs are done it'll be freezing and we will need to share body heat."

"You're wearing a string bikini!''

"I went swimming! And besides, you're wearing your underwear!"

"I'm not wearing my underwear!"

A curious brow rose. "You're not? Really? Nothing at all under your half buttoned jeans. Doesn't that...chafe?"

"I mean I'm obviously not wearing only my underwear. I only took my T-shirt off and what the hell does that have to do with anything!"

"Daniel," Vala said with a weary, frustrated tone, sitting down on a stump near the campfire. "Here we are in this lovely spot, mountains, stream and nice piney smelling woods all around. Cameron has gone all night fishing for frogs or maybe he's gone stabbing, giggling or something like that. Muscles has hiked back to the car because he thought my pump suntan oil was bug spray and he's all oily and buggy, and then he too will be joining in the senseless killing of cute but loud frogs. I told you I didn't want to come on this camping trip but you insisted because if you remember you said we haven't done any teamy things since we got hooked up. So, off Mitchell and Muscles went on an all night adventure. And here we are. We will be alone all night. Since the sun is going down I will be cold. And since hooking up we've actually only hooked up twice so, well, more than twice actually but only on two occasions. I'm thinking, darling, because you are so crazy in love with me you would like more hooking up-ness." Vala stood, reached behind her, untied the bikini top pull it off and tossed it over her shoulder as she took off for their tent, swaying her hips invitingly. "I'm going to the tent. I will be naked."

She squealed "Oh Daniel!" sending the night critters scurrying when Daniel caught up with her. He scooped her up in his arms and twirled her around before carrying her into their tent.

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