*******Disclaimer***********
Hey guys! Umm...I STILL don't own any of the characters and if I did I would show the rest of the season on a television chanel that everyone could see. But anyway, it's story time, so sit back, relax, and enjoy...
Chapter 2: Inu-Yasha and Miroku's Plans
Inu-Yasha laid on Kagome's couch snoozing and snoring away.
Miroku sat in an upright indian style position watching the every movement on the television.
"Number 3, you idiot," he yelled at the inanimate object.
Inu-Yasha rolled over to face Miroku. "You're the idiot...why the hell are you still watching that stupid show?" he half realizes what he's said before he rolls back over and starts snoozing again.
"I'm watching it because I WILL NOT wear a pink tutu with bunny ears for a week..." Miroku says once again focusing on the television.
The man on the show is told to pick. "I choose...number 3," he says with a wild roar from the audience.
"HA! YES! There's no way that I can lose!" Miroku yells at the television even louder than last time.
Suddenly, a sleepy Kagome comes in rubbing her eyes. "Miroku, it's two in the morning," she says groggily.
"I know, but I have learned how the show works now...I have developed a techinique that is fool proof...I've been right so far about every guy and girl and which date they have picked!" he says with great pride to her.
Kagome sits on the pallet with her legs underneath her body. "Miroku," she says solemnly, "I don't think you understand...you would win any way you look at it becuase the show picks only the girls you think would be compatible with you."
"Really?" Miroku says with an eyebrow raised.
"Uh-huh. That's how it works," says Kagome while she nods her head.
"Well then I guess I can get some sleep now," says Miroku with a sigh.
"Yea, definately...because if you weren't going to go to bed, I was going to make you...you're really loud when you watch t.v.," she says with a giggle.
"Hey! That's not nice..." Miroku pouts.
"It's also not nice to disturb someone's sleep," Kagome says in a very matter-of-fact sort of way. She then jerks her head towards Inu-Yasha.
"Well...I have to go do something back in my time; I'll be back by sunrise here, ok?" says Miroku as he takes off toward the well.
"I guess," says Kagome with a sigh.
Kagome grabs a blanket and puts it over Inu-Yasha. "It's awfully cold tonight and I wouldn't want you to get sick," she says with a very loving tone. Inu-Yasha hugs and snuggles with the blanket.
She then quietly leaves the room.
His ears flick. "SO," he says as he sits up, "there's no way Miroku can lose you say Kagome?" he whispers to himself. He folds his arms as if to pout. "There's no way in hell that I am using that Shikon jewl to become human...I HAVE to think of something..." he lays back down on the couch with arms folded under his head.
He randomly plots things outloud that would make Miroku lose the bet.
"I could sabotage the girls...switch his list of qualities with someone else's...
Nah..."
He thinks for a couple of more minuets and then sits straight up.
"GOT IT!" He looks devilishly towards the hall.
Inu-Yasha goes to the back of the hall and opens the left hand side door. "This is where Shippo is staying and HE'S GOING to help me...muahahhahahahaaa."
The door creaks open but there is no one in the room.
"WHAT?!?! WHERE IS HE?!?!" Inu-Yasha yells.
He quickly spins around to see the door to Kagome's room.
"Oh but no, he'd better NOT have !!!" says an infuriated Inu-Yasha.
He marches over to the door with a wild look in his eyes and flings the door open.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING SHIPPO?!?!?!!!!"
Shippo was nestled next to Kagome's head and had been peacefully sleeping and Kagome had been fast asleep.
"WAIT TIL I GET THE TESTAIGIA AFTER YOU, THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!"
BLINK BLINK
The two look at each other and then realize that Inu-Yasha is in the room screaming his head off at them.
"I'm the only one that gets to sleep in Kagome's bed, ya' hear?!!!" he continues his rant.
Kagome sits up with the covers over her shoulders. "YOU?!?! YOU THINK YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A SHOT?!?! IN YOUR DREAMS!!!" she says as she throws a pillow and it hits him smack dab in his face.
Inu-Yasha looks confused and then is embarassed. Trying to cover what he's just said, he tries to back track and explain.
"Hehe...what I meant, Kagome, was that I have known you the longest and we have slept on grass next to each other so what difference does a bed make?" he says with one arm stuck behind his head with sweat drops pouring from his forehead.
Kagome just sits there and Shippo decides to pipe up. "That's not what you meant and you know it!"
Inu-Yasha's temper flares again.
"Little fox, you are coming with me!" he says as he picks the fox up by his tail.
"Good riddens!" says an grouchy Kagome. She lays her head back down on the pillow. "I hope Miroku wins this bet..." she says to herself as she falls back asleep.
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(In Miroku's time)
Miroku approached small village. As he passed by some of the locals, he could hear them talking about the demons of the village and how wonderful it was to have a demon exterminator by their side. "Yes, I'm definately in the right place to find her," says Miroku in a Keneau Reeves kind of voice.
Miroku turns his head to the right and asks a villager, " You! Do you know where the female demon exterminator is?"
The villager replies, "try the castle palace my dear monk."
"Has she rid your town of the demons that plague it?"
"Yes she has gentle monk," says the woman.
"Thank you for your time," and with that Miroku heads to the palace.
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At the palace, Miroku has trouble getting past the guards. Luckily for him, the femal demon exterminator is coming out.
"Sango!" he calls.
She turns around to see him waving wildly. Sango rolls her eyes and walks over to where he stands. "So what's it now, Miroku? Another black, omnious cloud lays over a village and threatens it? Do you need to protect some poor maiden while I kill the demon? Sorry...I don't think so..." she says as she lets her hair down and straps her boomerang on her back.
"Actually," Miroku says, "I was coming here to ask you on a date."
Sango stops dead in her tracks. She blushes a little and then finally says, "but you're older than me..."
"Oh, c'mon it isn't that bad is it?" Miroku pleads. "I want you to go on this show with me...and I'll be sure to pick you since I know you already and that way we can go out on a really fancy date in Kagome's time."
Sango turns around. She has a look of great happiness on her face. "In Kagome's time?" she says with a raspy, excited voice. Then her expression changes. "I don't know," she says as she turns around again. "What's in it for you?" she says with a face cocked to the side and one finger on her cheek.
Miroku is taken aback. He didn't think that Sango would ask him that. "Uhhh...uhhhh...uhhhhh..." he stutters. "Well...nothing really...Inu-Yasha just said that I couldn't hold on to a steady girl and I just want to prove him wrong."
Sango blushes again and gets a small smile on her face. "And you picked me Miroku?"
"I will but you have to go on the show with me. You see, it'll be you and two other girls up there that I can pick from, but the thing is I know you, your personality, and your voice and I'd for sure pick you and I know we'd have a GREAT time on our date," Miroku continues to romance the girl.
"Well, I don't think I have anymore jobs lined up for today..." Sango muses. "And I guess the towns will be ok becuase I haven't heard of anymore demon trouble..."
"Ok! Then let's hurry back!" Miroku grabs Sango's wrist and drags her back to the well.
"Miroku, what's the hurry?" Sango cries.
"I've already applied, but you have to now too!" Miroku says as he shoves poor Sango down the well.
"This is going to be soo great..." Miroku starts talking to himself. "Three women all wanting to date me...ah...such is the fate of being a man."
And with that Miroku jumps down the well.
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Ok. Here's the deal...if you want your name mentioned in the next chapter READ AND REVIEW THIS. The next chapter will be about Miroku's interview with the dating game and the bachelorette applicants. IF YOU WANT TO BE A BACHELORETTE APPLICANT, READ AND REVIEW. Now, here's the big thing-IF YOU WANT TO BE A BACHELORETTE CONTESTANT IN THE 4TH CHAPTER (ALONG WITH SANGO AND ANOTHER GIRL) READ, REVIEW, AND TELL ME WHY MIROKU IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER AND WHY YOU DESERVE THE BACHELORETTE SPOT. (It also wouldn't hurt to praise my work! LOL JUST JOKING) There will only be one winner, but I will mention the top 12 in the chapter. PLEASE NOTE: SINCE THIS IS AN INTERACTIVE CHAPTER, I CAN'T UPDATE UNTIL THERE ARE REVIEWS...SO R&R PLEASE!
Love always,
japanimejo
Hey guys! Umm...I STILL don't own any of the characters and if I did I would show the rest of the season on a television chanel that everyone could see. But anyway, it's story time, so sit back, relax, and enjoy...
Chapter 2: Inu-Yasha and Miroku's Plans
Inu-Yasha laid on Kagome's couch snoozing and snoring away.
Miroku sat in an upright indian style position watching the every movement on the television.
"Number 3, you idiot," he yelled at the inanimate object.
Inu-Yasha rolled over to face Miroku. "You're the idiot...why the hell are you still watching that stupid show?" he half realizes what he's said before he rolls back over and starts snoozing again.
"I'm watching it because I WILL NOT wear a pink tutu with bunny ears for a week..." Miroku says once again focusing on the television.
The man on the show is told to pick. "I choose...number 3," he says with a wild roar from the audience.
"HA! YES! There's no way that I can lose!" Miroku yells at the television even louder than last time.
Suddenly, a sleepy Kagome comes in rubbing her eyes. "Miroku, it's two in the morning," she says groggily.
"I know, but I have learned how the show works now...I have developed a techinique that is fool proof...I've been right so far about every guy and girl and which date they have picked!" he says with great pride to her.
Kagome sits on the pallet with her legs underneath her body. "Miroku," she says solemnly, "I don't think you understand...you would win any way you look at it becuase the show picks only the girls you think would be compatible with you."
"Really?" Miroku says with an eyebrow raised.
"Uh-huh. That's how it works," says Kagome while she nods her head.
"Well then I guess I can get some sleep now," says Miroku with a sigh.
"Yea, definately...because if you weren't going to go to bed, I was going to make you...you're really loud when you watch t.v.," she says with a giggle.
"Hey! That's not nice..." Miroku pouts.
"It's also not nice to disturb someone's sleep," Kagome says in a very matter-of-fact sort of way. She then jerks her head towards Inu-Yasha.
"Well...I have to go do something back in my time; I'll be back by sunrise here, ok?" says Miroku as he takes off toward the well.
"I guess," says Kagome with a sigh.
Kagome grabs a blanket and puts it over Inu-Yasha. "It's awfully cold tonight and I wouldn't want you to get sick," she says with a very loving tone. Inu-Yasha hugs and snuggles with the blanket.
She then quietly leaves the room.
His ears flick. "SO," he says as he sits up, "there's no way Miroku can lose you say Kagome?" he whispers to himself. He folds his arms as if to pout. "There's no way in hell that I am using that Shikon jewl to become human...I HAVE to think of something..." he lays back down on the couch with arms folded under his head.
He randomly plots things outloud that would make Miroku lose the bet.
"I could sabotage the girls...switch his list of qualities with someone else's...
Nah..."
He thinks for a couple of more minuets and then sits straight up.
"GOT IT!" He looks devilishly towards the hall.
Inu-Yasha goes to the back of the hall and opens the left hand side door. "This is where Shippo is staying and HE'S GOING to help me...muahahhahahahaaa."
The door creaks open but there is no one in the room.
"WHAT?!?! WHERE IS HE?!?!" Inu-Yasha yells.
He quickly spins around to see the door to Kagome's room.
"Oh but no, he'd better NOT have !!!" says an infuriated Inu-Yasha.
He marches over to the door with a wild look in his eyes and flings the door open.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING SHIPPO?!?!?!!!!"
Shippo was nestled next to Kagome's head and had been peacefully sleeping and Kagome had been fast asleep.
"WAIT TIL I GET THE TESTAIGIA AFTER YOU, THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!"
BLINK BLINK
The two look at each other and then realize that Inu-Yasha is in the room screaming his head off at them.
"I'm the only one that gets to sleep in Kagome's bed, ya' hear?!!!" he continues his rant.
Kagome sits up with the covers over her shoulders. "YOU?!?! YOU THINK YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A SHOT?!?! IN YOUR DREAMS!!!" she says as she throws a pillow and it hits him smack dab in his face.
Inu-Yasha looks confused and then is embarassed. Trying to cover what he's just said, he tries to back track and explain.
"Hehe...what I meant, Kagome, was that I have known you the longest and we have slept on grass next to each other so what difference does a bed make?" he says with one arm stuck behind his head with sweat drops pouring from his forehead.
Kagome just sits there and Shippo decides to pipe up. "That's not what you meant and you know it!"
Inu-Yasha's temper flares again.
"Little fox, you are coming with me!" he says as he picks the fox up by his tail.
"Good riddens!" says an grouchy Kagome. She lays her head back down on the pillow. "I hope Miroku wins this bet..." she says to herself as she falls back asleep.
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(In Miroku's time)
Miroku approached small village. As he passed by some of the locals, he could hear them talking about the demons of the village and how wonderful it was to have a demon exterminator by their side. "Yes, I'm definately in the right place to find her," says Miroku in a Keneau Reeves kind of voice.
Miroku turns his head to the right and asks a villager, " You! Do you know where the female demon exterminator is?"
The villager replies, "try the castle palace my dear monk."
"Has she rid your town of the demons that plague it?"
"Yes she has gentle monk," says the woman.
"Thank you for your time," and with that Miroku heads to the palace.
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At the palace, Miroku has trouble getting past the guards. Luckily for him, the femal demon exterminator is coming out.
"Sango!" he calls.
She turns around to see him waving wildly. Sango rolls her eyes and walks over to where he stands. "So what's it now, Miroku? Another black, omnious cloud lays over a village and threatens it? Do you need to protect some poor maiden while I kill the demon? Sorry...I don't think so..." she says as she lets her hair down and straps her boomerang on her back.
"Actually," Miroku says, "I was coming here to ask you on a date."
Sango stops dead in her tracks. She blushes a little and then finally says, "but you're older than me..."
"Oh, c'mon it isn't that bad is it?" Miroku pleads. "I want you to go on this show with me...and I'll be sure to pick you since I know you already and that way we can go out on a really fancy date in Kagome's time."
Sango turns around. She has a look of great happiness on her face. "In Kagome's time?" she says with a raspy, excited voice. Then her expression changes. "I don't know," she says as she turns around again. "What's in it for you?" she says with a face cocked to the side and one finger on her cheek.
Miroku is taken aback. He didn't think that Sango would ask him that. "Uhhh...uhhhh...uhhhhh..." he stutters. "Well...nothing really...Inu-Yasha just said that I couldn't hold on to a steady girl and I just want to prove him wrong."
Sango blushes again and gets a small smile on her face. "And you picked me Miroku?"
"I will but you have to go on the show with me. You see, it'll be you and two other girls up there that I can pick from, but the thing is I know you, your personality, and your voice and I'd for sure pick you and I know we'd have a GREAT time on our date," Miroku continues to romance the girl.
"Well, I don't think I have anymore jobs lined up for today..." Sango muses. "And I guess the towns will be ok becuase I haven't heard of anymore demon trouble..."
"Ok! Then let's hurry back!" Miroku grabs Sango's wrist and drags her back to the well.
"Miroku, what's the hurry?" Sango cries.
"I've already applied, but you have to now too!" Miroku says as he shoves poor Sango down the well.
"This is going to be soo great..." Miroku starts talking to himself. "Three women all wanting to date me...ah...such is the fate of being a man."
And with that Miroku jumps down the well.
***********************
Ok. Here's the deal...if you want your name mentioned in the next chapter READ AND REVIEW THIS. The next chapter will be about Miroku's interview with the dating game and the bachelorette applicants. IF YOU WANT TO BE A BACHELORETTE APPLICANT, READ AND REVIEW. Now, here's the big thing-IF YOU WANT TO BE A BACHELORETTE CONTESTANT IN THE 4TH CHAPTER (ALONG WITH SANGO AND ANOTHER GIRL) READ, REVIEW, AND TELL ME WHY MIROKU IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER AND WHY YOU DESERVE THE BACHELORETTE SPOT. (It also wouldn't hurt to praise my work! LOL JUST JOKING) There will only be one winner, but I will mention the top 12 in the chapter. PLEASE NOTE: SINCE THIS IS AN INTERACTIVE CHAPTER, I CAN'T UPDATE UNTIL THERE ARE REVIEWS...SO R&R PLEASE!
Love always,
japanimejo