Hey you.

Yeah, you.

Of course, who else?

You might want to be sure you're safely secured in that comfy seat of yours. Like, put a seatbelt on or something. I really don't want to be sued for your injuries. Oh, and I don't want you to stop reading. Because then, who would I be telling this to?

Why do you need to be safe?

Because I'm about to take you on the wildest roller coaster ride you've ever experienced. I'm about to weave in nd out through all the cliches, the unoriginal, and the uncommon. In one little story called My Life.

That's right.

I'd like to say that I've seen things you haven't. I've experienced things you;ve never imagined. I've done things that your mind hasn't even began to consider. And I'll keep on trying to beat you in this race of life.

I'd like to say that... but I can't.

Because my story is not much unlike your own, I'm sure. Who in this world hasn't had a rough, troublesome childhood. Or had problems with being a teenager, coming into adulthood. Right? I mean, this is the real world.

Anyways.

If you really want to know what makes my story significant in some people's eyes, you'll have to keep on reading. Because it sure as hell won't be a one-seating thing. It may take you days to get through. Just because it takes a while to tell. And you know, there will be moments when you'll get sad or have pity maybe. There may be parts where you smile silently and shake your head. Maybe some where you just have to laugh. But those are kind of rare to me.

So; in other words...

This is my story. Of my so-called life.

And it's not exactly pretty.


Okay, so The Problem With Loneliness is over... finally. And... well, I had this planned for a bit. Right now, it's absolutely nothing. You'll have to wait for the next, actually first chapter for something to happen. This is simply an intro written in five minutes, if not less.

So a warning for this entire story: it's not your usual romance novel. It has cliches and it has plot twists, I suppose. It may get sad, and it has some graphic, violent scenes in it. And I'm not talking about sex... yet. Anyways, I hope this intro doesn't throw anyone off; because it's not really that big to the story. You could go without reading it, or just ignore it completely if you feel the need to. I just wanted an intro.

Heh, and I know the sixth paragraph starts out sounding like an advertisement for a theme park or something. XD

Until next time,
-Much respect, much love.