Boshi's Story
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Nintendo.
Note: This is my first fan-fic, so if there is anything I can improve on, please tell me. Thank you!
(Yoshi's island is in view)
Narrator: It's another beautiful day on the peaceful and lovely Yoshi's Island, where happy little Yoshis come and go when they want, eat as much as they please, and they don't have to worry about anything at all—
(A Black Yoshi with a scarf frantically runs in and out of view)
Narrator: Hmmm…. This certain Yoshi seems upset about something. Lets take a closer look to see what's going on.
(The Black Yoshi runs up to a Pink Yoshi)
Black Yoshi: I'm kinda afraid to ask this question, but this is an emergency… Where is Boshi, the "un-famous one"?
(The Pink Yoshi begins to maniacally laugh)
Pink Yoshi: (Trying to calm down from laughing) He's usually in the same place every day. Go to the fruit bar…He should be there, drinking his usual grape soda.
(The black Yoshi runs off to the fruit bar)
(Cuts to Boshi in the bar with a big bottle of grape soda)
A Purple Yoshi: (directly to Boshi) Hey buddy… are ya gonna finish all that?
(The Purple Yoshi gives a drunk-like laugh) (It was a stupid high-pitched laugh only Yoshis can accomplish)
Boshi: (gives a cold stare) Ugh… you drank too much fruit beer, you … and I always HATED your high-pitched voice! This does it!
(Boshi punches the drunk Purple Yoshi in the nose and it sends the Purple Yoshi flying)
(Cuts to the Black Yoshi at the front of the fruit bar)
Black Yoshi: I hope he's here…(SMACK!).
(You see the Purple Yoshi's face sliding down the glass of the front window with a saliva trail.)
Black Yoshi: (gives a look) Yeah… that's Boshi all right.
Black Yoshi: (He goes into the bar) Boshi! We need your help! Something has gone horribly wrong!
Boshi: (He doesn't look fazed at all) Since when did you EVER need my help, you worthless glutton… Get your wonderful green leader to do your stupid chores.
Black Yoshi: That's the problem, Boshi—
Boshi: He won't do your chores?
Black Yoshi: (Growing impatient) NO! His internal happy spirit seems to be contaminated with a bizarre evil, and we don't know who can find the one responsible for such a horrible deed!
Boshi: (He gives a blank look) ………………. Am I supposed to care?
Black Yoshi: (He is starting to get angry) How can you be this way!
(The Bartender gives Boshi his bill; he stares at it with his mouth agape)
Boshi: (Starting to walk away with the Black Yoshi's hand in his fist with a worried expression) Uhhhh…..OKAY…. Lets see how that green Yoshi's doing!
(They go into green Yoshi's house)
Black Yoshi: SEE! What did I tell you!
Narrator: Believe it or not, Boshi was indeed shocked of what he saw. There on the bed lying without a stir, the green Yoshi looked vacant in the eyes, and a strange atmosphere surrounded him. The green Yoshi's mouth was open with a trail of uncontrollable saliva dripping down from his bed.
Boshi: (He has a slightly disturbed look in his face) Um…………that's charming.
Black Yoshi: This is what I needed you for. He is dreadfully ill, and this is the work if an evil so great… It must be… BOWSER, king of the Koopas!
Boshi: (He sniffs green Yoshi) From what I heard about this so-called Bowser….
Black Yoshi: What…?
Boshi: He didn't do this.
Black Yoshi: (Looks very surprised) WHAT! Bowser's ALWAYS responsible for evil nowadays!
Boshi: I'm just giving my opinion. It DOES smell like a reptile, but it doesn't smell like a Koopa.
Black Yoshi: Well… we need to find the one responsible! (Looks at Boshi)
Boshi: (He is backing away) OHHHHH NOOOOO. You aren't making me go on a stupid baddie hunt! NO WAY! Just get some other dim-witted Yoshi to go do your dirty work!
Black Yoshi: None are good enough… You're the only good Yoshi left. You have great speed, and you—
Boshi: (Cuts him off)…-What about pink, red or orange Yoshi?
Black Yoshi: They are too hotheaded for leadership.
Boshi: Yellow Yoshi?
Black Yoshi: The Yellow one sleeps too much to go on a dangerous expedition.
Boshi: What about the Blue Yoshis?
Black Yoshi: They smoke too much pot to stay focused when villains are near.
Boshi: What about purple Yoshi?
Black Yoshi: …….. He WOULD be good—
Boshi: (Cuts him off) YES! I don't have to go!
Black Yoshi: …But you punched him in the nose earlier, so he is temporarily impaired.
(An angry Purple Yoshi with a bandage on his nose comes out of nowhere and kicks Boshi in the shin and runs back out.)
Boshi: YEEEEEOOOWWWWW! (He is hopping up and down with pain)
Boshi: (After he recovered) Can't YOU just go do the job?
Black Yoshi: I have a wife and three kids… I can't do stuff like that anymore.
Listen… I'll tell you what… If you go, I'll pay that hideous bill you left at the bar.
Boshi: (He is in deep, deep thought)…………………………………………… Fine, but you have to pay every cent.
Narrator: It was the beginning of the unexpected journey for a forgotten character. Going through many obstacles and many roadblocks, Boshi is going to realize, that this will be the greatest adventure of his life… and for many others.
Boshi: Hey! The chapter's not done yet, you stupid idiot!
Narrator: Oh yeah… that's right. (Ah… heh, heh….)
Narrator: Boshi is running along until he comes across a clearing with a large lake.
Boshi: Hmmm? What's that?
Narrator: There in the sky was a group of flying koopas attacking an unidentified flying creature. From what it looked like to Boshi, it looked like a…raccoon?
Boshi: No… why are those koopas attacking that sweet innocent raccoon? They're so cute. They remind me of… burglars. I'm going to save it!
(Boshi throws a bunch of rocks at the koopas. They fly away.)
(The raccoon creature falls to the ground with a big thump.)
Raccoon creature: Mama-mia!
(Boshi then remembers something, and it isn't pretty.)
Boshi: (Thinking) That voice… that horrible Italian-like voice… it sounds like the one that helped green Yoshi to defeat me in that foot-race many years ago…(shouts out angrily) MARIO! How dare you to impersonate a cute raccoon!
(Boshi is about to attack when he realizes that it wasn't Mario, but he looked similar. It was someone he had never met before. They see each other face to face.)
Boshi: (irritated) Who are you? Just to say, I'm Boshi, the one that has to go on a stupid journey to find a certain bad guy. The only reason I'm doing this is because a Black Yoshi is paying my huge bill at the local fruit bar in Yoshi's Island.
Raccoon creature: Oh... that's, um, fine. My name's Luigi. I'm also looking for a certain scoundrel.
Boshi: (Looks confused) What? Why?
To be continued in part 2…hopefully.
I know this is kind of weird right now, but don't worry…it's going to get even WEIRDER! HA, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaa!
Ahem… Please review. Thanks for reading!