Jason P.O.V
"Hey Jason." Percy said, running up to him.
"Hey Perce. What's up?" I responded. Percy was one of my best friends.
"Nothing. I'm so bored." He complained. Percy got bored very easily.
"Okay. Where's Annabeth?"
"She got annoyed with me and sent me to you."
Great. I thought. if anyone could stand an annoying Percy, it was Annabeth and if she sent him to me…this would not be fun.
"All I was doing was talking about Disney movies. Like 'Hercules' or 'The little mermaid'. I mean seriously, what the heck? Do you think Ariel and Nemo ever met? I wonder how that would go. Which came first the chicken or the egg? You know what would be funny? A giant chicken attacking New York. I mean not if anyone got hurt, but…a giant chicken!" Percy was bouncing around me as I walked.
"Percy, breath. And please try to stay on one topic. I am so confused right now."
Percy pretty much ignored me and continued rambling. "You know what Nemo sounds like? Nico. I wonder what Nico would look like as a fish. Don't tell him I said that."
I sighed. "I won't."
"do you think Leo would marry Festus if he could?"
"I don't know." I was close to banging his head against a wall.
"You know what would be the best thing in the world? A flying purple cat. Or a blue fox. Do you think Frank can change into a purple cat or a blue fox?"
"You know what? Why don't you go see Leo? I'm sure he would love to talk with you for hours." I pushed Percy towards bunker 9 and walk away as fast as I could.
If I am ever in this situation, I should just push Percy in to the lake and run away. He wouldn't drowned.