Author's note : Ok...this is the first thing I've posted....and it's not
serious, because well...I'm not a serious person. Anyway, this is a product
of reading Harry Potter and listening to Crash Test Dummies. And drinking
too much coffee. But such is life...
Disclaimer: I do not own (as should be obvious) all (or any) Harry Potter related stuff here, that's JK ROWLINGS!!! (damnit) and I also don't own the song....(again damnit) it belongs to the Crash Test Dummies (cause they're just great)
(Tune to Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm)
Once there was this wee lad who
Got up one morning and found a letter from a weird school
Told he was a famous wizard
That he could do things like spells and magic
He said "Gosh, gee whiz,
If I'm famous I'll need a sidekick..."
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
(Ron: *Jumps up and down* Pick me! I'd be great! I'm related to the red- haired guy who hung around with the Fonz in Happy Days!!! Look how much everyone liked him!*confused look* .....kind of.....)
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
(Ron: So.....is that 'Mmm' a yes or a no......?)
Once there was this Professor
Had a funny looking nose and shiny greasy hair
Well he didn't like this wee lad
Because he had been nearly killed by his father (And his Godfather. And a werewolf. And a snivelling rat.)
He said, "As far as I'm concerned,
Please insert a snide remark here..."
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
(Snape: *Huffs* I'm not as evil as everyone thinks..... I'm only marriage- related to Satan.....)
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
(Ron: *cough* As-in-married-to-him *cough*)
But both the wee lad and professor were glad
Cause one woman had it worse than that...
Cause then there was a professor who
Tried extremely hard to see into the future
And when she drank tea
She always believed that she could...
(As she said) "I foresee DEATH,
But before that Snape and me....." *cut-off mid-prediction*
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
(Trelawney: *Eyes closed* With cancer in the third quarter and with Neptune in the fifth it is clear that......*Ron buts in*
Ron: That your mouth has permanent residence in your ass?)
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
(Everybody: ...... )
Dumbledore: Well I'm glad that finally over, aren't you? *Pops a sherbet lemon in his mouth and walks away happily.*
A/N: Thanks to lovely peeps who reviewed!
Disclaimer: I do not own (as should be obvious) all (or any) Harry Potter related stuff here, that's JK ROWLINGS!!! (damnit) and I also don't own the song....(again damnit) it belongs to the Crash Test Dummies (cause they're just great)
(Tune to Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm)
Once there was this wee lad who
Got up one morning and found a letter from a weird school
Told he was a famous wizard
That he could do things like spells and magic
He said "Gosh, gee whiz,
If I'm famous I'll need a sidekick..."
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
(Ron: *Jumps up and down* Pick me! I'd be great! I'm related to the red- haired guy who hung around with the Fonz in Happy Days!!! Look how much everyone liked him!*confused look* .....kind of.....)
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
(Ron: So.....is that 'Mmm' a yes or a no......?)
Once there was this Professor
Had a funny looking nose and shiny greasy hair
Well he didn't like this wee lad
Because he had been nearly killed by his father (And his Godfather. And a werewolf. And a snivelling rat.)
He said, "As far as I'm concerned,
Please insert a snide remark here..."
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
(Snape: *Huffs* I'm not as evil as everyone thinks..... I'm only marriage- related to Satan.....)
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
(Ron: *cough* As-in-married-to-him *cough*)
But both the wee lad and professor were glad
Cause one woman had it worse than that...
Cause then there was a professor who
Tried extremely hard to see into the future
And when she drank tea
She always believed that she could...
(As she said) "I foresee DEATH,
But before that Snape and me....." *cut-off mid-prediction*
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
(Trelawney: *Eyes closed* With cancer in the third quarter and with Neptune in the fifth it is clear that......*Ron buts in*
Ron: That your mouth has permanent residence in your ass?)
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
(Everybody: ...... )
Dumbledore: Well I'm glad that finally over, aren't you? *Pops a sherbet lemon in his mouth and walks away happily.*
A/N: Thanks to lovely peeps who reviewed!