Down the Well! Again!
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Inuyasha. Phew! That was hard to say. No, I'm serious.
"Inuyasha, wake up!" Kagome kicked the hanyou repeatedly, but he would not wake. "This is ridiculous! It's your first day of school! Look, I brought your new clothes! Aarrgghh!" She threw Inuyasha's clothes on top of him.
"Kagome, these clothes are quite strange," said Sango, as she came out modeling her new clothes. She wore a green turtleneck and a black skirt. "This skirt is much shorter than my usual skirt. Are you sure it fits?"
"It would probably fit better if you turned it around," Kagome replied. "Your skirt is backwards."
"Allow me to assist you, Sango," said Miroku. He was wearing baggy jeans, a black t-shirt, and a long gold chain to match his earrings. "I'd be happy to help."
"Hentai!" Sango yelled. "You're such a lecher!" She ran back into Kaede's hut to fix her skirt, meanwhile, Kagome studied Miroku.
"Wow, great job, Miroku! How did you know how to put your clothes on?"
"It was easy once I disposed of those irritating little papers that stuck to my clothes." Kagome sighed.
"Oi," said Inuyasha. I'm trying to sleep, so shut up!" He saw Kagome, and sat up. Aagghh! I forgot!" He snatched up his clothes and ran into Kaede's hut. A shrill scream pierced the air, followed by a loud smack. Sango walked out, fuming.
"Hasn't he ever heard of privacy?" she asked rhetorically. "I fixed my skirt, but it hasn't gotten any longer." Kagome shook her head as Inuyasha came running out of Kaede's hut in his gray t-shirt, baggy jeans, and the usual rosary.
"Inuyasha," Miroku said in awe. "How did you get your clothes on so quickly?" Inuyasha fumbled with his shoes.
"Kagome and I practiced yesterday," he said simply. Sango and Miroku turned around to find a very red Kagome. She looked away, then picked up three backpacks and threw them at Sango, Miroku, and Inuyasha.
"Well, it's no use standing around," she said, still embarrassed. "Let's go, before we're late!"
"Wait!" said Inuyasha. "I need help with my shoes! I forgot how to tie them!"
"Shoes?" said Sango, puzzled. She looked down at her feet, which only had on socks. "I seem to have forgotten mine. Give me a moment to find them." Kagome sighed as Miroku walked away, mumbling something about his socks.
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Inuyasha. Phew! That was hard to say. No, I'm serious.
"Inuyasha, wake up!" Kagome kicked the hanyou repeatedly, but he would not wake. "This is ridiculous! It's your first day of school! Look, I brought your new clothes! Aarrgghh!" She threw Inuyasha's clothes on top of him.
"Kagome, these clothes are quite strange," said Sango, as she came out modeling her new clothes. She wore a green turtleneck and a black skirt. "This skirt is much shorter than my usual skirt. Are you sure it fits?"
"It would probably fit better if you turned it around," Kagome replied. "Your skirt is backwards."
"Allow me to assist you, Sango," said Miroku. He was wearing baggy jeans, a black t-shirt, and a long gold chain to match his earrings. "I'd be happy to help."
"Hentai!" Sango yelled. "You're such a lecher!" She ran back into Kaede's hut to fix her skirt, meanwhile, Kagome studied Miroku.
"Wow, great job, Miroku! How did you know how to put your clothes on?"
"It was easy once I disposed of those irritating little papers that stuck to my clothes." Kagome sighed.
"Oi," said Inuyasha. I'm trying to sleep, so shut up!" He saw Kagome, and sat up. Aagghh! I forgot!" He snatched up his clothes and ran into Kaede's hut. A shrill scream pierced the air, followed by a loud smack. Sango walked out, fuming.
"Hasn't he ever heard of privacy?" she asked rhetorically. "I fixed my skirt, but it hasn't gotten any longer." Kagome shook her head as Inuyasha came running out of Kaede's hut in his gray t-shirt, baggy jeans, and the usual rosary.
"Inuyasha," Miroku said in awe. "How did you get your clothes on so quickly?" Inuyasha fumbled with his shoes.
"Kagome and I practiced yesterday," he said simply. Sango and Miroku turned around to find a very red Kagome. She looked away, then picked up three backpacks and threw them at Sango, Miroku, and Inuyasha.
"Well, it's no use standing around," she said, still embarrassed. "Let's go, before we're late!"
"Wait!" said Inuyasha. "I need help with my shoes! I forgot how to tie them!"
"Shoes?" said Sango, puzzled. She looked down at her feet, which only had on socks. "I seem to have forgotten mine. Give me a moment to find them." Kagome sighed as Miroku walked away, mumbling something about his socks.