(A/N: This is NOT my idea. I got this from a comic I found on PhotoBucket)

P.s. This REALLY sucks…..

-Yuri

"Are you sure this crap will work, Joe?" Kevin asked as he looked down on the floor, laughing and blushing.

"Sure, just say what I said to my guy!" Joe said. Joe knew that Kevin was in love with Nick and wanted to be with him. Sure, he found weird at first, but he got over it by finding out that was gay as well.

"This seems really, REALLY stupid…" Kevin protested.

"Well, it worked for me." Joe said running his hands through his hair. "Or maybe it was my sexy body." He joked.

"Oh whatever." Kevin said smirking and walkied to Nick's room. Hopefully, Nick would feel the same way. After the way Nick "responded" to being next to Kevin from time to time, Kevin was sure Nick was "that way" too. He walked into Nick's room without knocking and closed and locked his door. Nick was sitting on his bed, listening to his iPod Nano. He made his way over to his bed and pulled the ear plugs out of his younger brothers ears.

"What the heck, Kevin?" Nick asked, not noticing his closed and locked door.

"Uh….Nick..I was wondering if you'd…uh." Kevin said, embarrassed to death about what he was going to say.

"What?" Nick asked, sounding annoyed.

"Uhm…butter my muffin." Kevin said looking away and blushing.

"Uh…" Nick responded raising an eyebrow.

"No? Then uh, lick me like a lollipop." Kevin said, assured Nick got the idea that time.

"I don't get it, I thought you didn't like sweets." Nick said narrowing his eyes. Now Kevin was getting annoyed.

"Then let me dig the shovel down the ditch." Kevin said getting closer to Nick.

"But, we don't even have a real garden. We have that roll-n-grow stuff…." Nick said blushing and "responding" to being so close to Kevin.

"Damn it Nick!" Kevin snapped. "Let me take you!" He said taking the boy by his collared shirt. "Let me fuck you!" Kevin yelled and then pressed his lips into the younger boys. They fell back down the bed. After a few minutes of kissing, touching, and caressing each other, Kevin raised up, eyes filled with lust.

"W-why, didn't you say so before?!" Nick said pulling Kevin back down on him. Joe walked by the door and heard moaning and screaming from his brothers. He stood there, snickering, and shaking his head.

"And they say I'M not subtle." He said laughing and walking off.

(I KNOW it was lame!)

: )