Quick thanks for the positive reviews on my other fics! Keep 'em coming!! I hope I've been successful in keeping the character's personalities similar to the show while thrusting them into adult situations. It takes place after my first fic, A Little Sunshine, so go back and read it first if you haven't. Hope you enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing except the plot, blah blah...

The One With The Lima Beans and The Car Chase
A SpongeBob Squarepants Fanfic

PART ONE: The Burning Question

We see SpongeBob at Sunny's house. Both of them are laying on the couch watching TV. SpongeBob is absentmindedly playing with Sunny's hair. Fluffy the Worm is curled up the floor at his mistress' feet.

SpongeBob: "I love you, Sunny!"

Sunny: "I know! You keep telling me every time there's a commercial! I love you too, sweety."

She gives him a peck on the cheek, then glances at him sideways. He is happily oblivious, as always.

Sunny: "Hey SpongeBob?"

SpongeBob: "I love you too, Sunny!"

Sunny: "Uh, can we talk about something for a minute?"

She gets a little squirmy, then turns off the TV. SpongeBob has seen alot of movies in his short young life, and feels like he knows where this is going. He jumps up and falls down on his knees in front of her and starts bawling.

SpongeBob: "Oh Sunny! No! Please! Don't leave me!"

Sunny: "SpongeBob..."

SpongeBob: "I can change! Oh pleeeeease!"

Sunny: "SpongeBob..."

SpongeBob: "Is it the tie?! (He rips it off) I'll never wear it again!"

Sunny: "SpongeBob! I am not going to leave you!"

SpongeBob: "...you're not..?"

Sunny: "No silly! we have a great time together! Plus alot in common..."

She glances over to her Jelly fishing gear and mountains of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy comic books.

Sunny: "...I was just wondering...um, well, we've been together for 6 months now. Maybe we should talk about taking things a step further."

SpongeBob thinks real hard, then looks at her, eyebrows raised.

SpongeBob: "You want to start wearing each other's clothes?"

Sunny: "NO! SpongeBob, I'm talking about sex! I want to have sex with you!"

SpongeBob: "Oh."

Sunny: "I mean, I feel like we've come close so many times. Then you seem to get nervous and we stop. Are you afraid?"

After a deep breath, he covers his face with his hands and mutters something incoherent.

Sunny: "I didn't catch that, Bobby."

SpongeBob: "I said, I'm still a virgin."

He turns red and hides his face again. Sunny hugs him.

Sunny: "I kinda already gathered that. But why are you making it seem like a bad thing?"

SpongeBob: "I didn't want to seem like a total weenie. I mean, I can tell that you have some experience...I've just been following your lead until I get that funny squeezy feeling in my stomach and I have to stop..."

Sunny: "I love my little Spongey! Well, what do you say? Shall we make a date out of it?"

She tickles him until they are both laughing. He has renewed vigor.

SpongeBob: "Let's do it! Tomorrow! But, Sunny?"

Sunny: "Yes, SpongeBob?"

His eyes get huge and doe-like.

SpongeBob: "Please...be gentle with me!"

END OF PART ONE

What awaits our young lovers? Heavenly bliss or cartoon chaos? Keep checking for part two! Let me know what you think!