Duo and the Amazing Technicolor Gundam
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Author's Note: Relena bashing? Who said
anything about Relena bashing? By the way, this is what happens when you're
reading Gundam fanfics and your sister is playing the Joseph soundtrack over
and over and over and over and over and over and over and over….
(Duo
(as Joseph) is in the middle of a battle when two people are shoved in front of
him) A/N: Peeps is a loose term meaning people.
|
Ekaurii: |
Duo's
flaming scythe was out Chopping
the base and people low Alone
he fought, alone he thought Of
peaceful times he used to know |
|
Wufei: |
Hey,
Maxwell, clean up your act |
|
Heero: |
Hey,
Duo, they're not beaten yet |
|
Ekaurii and Ensemble: |
Go,
go, go Duo you know what to do Swing
that scythe Duo, you're making headway Don't
give up Duo, fight till you drop We've
read the plot and you come out on top |
|
Ekaurii: |
Now
onto Duo's battlefield Were
marched two very different peeps |
|
Peeps: |
We
don't think that we will ever See
the dark of space again Hey,
Deathscythe, spare us if you can We've
been in eps that we don't understand |
|
Ekaurii: |
Both
peeps were enemies of the Gundam pilots Both
in this fanfic for doing their thing One
was Relena, the annoying Peacecrap One
was a soldier, a bastard from OZ |
|
Duo: |
Tell
me of the eps right now, And
I will tell you what they show Though
I cannot guarantee That
you'll live, I'll let you go |
|
Ekaurii: |
First
the soldier, trembling took the floor Nervously
he spoke of what he saw |
|
Soldier: |
There
I was sitting, inside my Aries I
shot some rebels and killed them, the swine I
showed them to Treize, he promoted me up I
tried to interpret, but I had to give up |
|
Duo: |
You
will soon be free, I guess So
do not worry anymore Treize
will get you out of here You'll
battle as you did before |
|
Ekaurii: |
Next
Relena, rose to tell her dream Hoping
it would have a similar theme |
|
Relena: |
There
I was standing on top of a cliff High
in the sky I saw Wing overhead I
started screaming things to Heero "Here
I am, come and kill me!" |
|
Duo: |
I'm
happy to say your dream is not The
kind of dream I'm likely to get Heero
has it in for you Your
execution date is set Don't
reply on all I said I saw It's
just that I've know Heero for too long |
|
Ekaurii and Ensemble: |
Go
go go, Duo, you know what to do Swing
that scythe, Duo, you're making headway Shalala
Duo, OZzies must die You
and your Gundam, making 'em fry Go
go go, Duo, you know what to do Swing
that scythe, Duo, you're making headway Shalala
Duo, OZzies must die You
and your Gundam, making 'em fry Go,
go, go, go, Go,
go, go, go, Go,
go, go, go, Go,
go, go, go, Go,
go, go, go, Go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, Duo,
you know what to do Swing
that scythe, Duo, you're making headway Shalala
Duo, OZzies must die You
and your Gundam, making 'em fry Go
go go, Duo, you know what to do Swing
that scythe, Duo, you're making headway Shalala
Duo, OZzies must die You
and your Gundam, making 'em fry |
|
Ekaurii: |
Making
'em fry |
|
Duo: |
Making
'em fry |
|
Ekaurii: |
Making
'em fry |
|
Duo: |
Making
them |
|
All: |
Fry! |
Author's Note: It was short, strange, and
distinctly odd. Oh, and I'm still waiting for votes on the Strut Your Stuff
series. Ja ne!