Okay. Last week's episode? Pissed. Me. OFF. Seriously! Blaine was such a prick. Not even sending Kurt a card! Dave did, though! And everyone acts like Blaine's the friggin' hero when he shows up to sing a song! Ugh! Okay. Enough ranting. I need to get feel the Kurtofsky love. So, here if my first Kurt/Dave fanfic. Here goes.
Chapter One
"Come on, man. Score me some beer", Karofsky begged a guy. "Karofsky?" Mercedes asked. "Oh. Um, hi, Mercedes", Karofsky said as the guy walked away. "Why are you begging men for beer?" Mercedes asked, shocked at the use of her first name. "Better than begging for sex", Karofsky said. "But, it's Valentine's Day", Mercedes said.
"Yeah. But, in about 3 hours, it will be February 15. Nothing else. Plus, my Valentine dissed me tonight", Karofsky said. "Ouch. Wanna, maybe, talk about it?" Mercedes asked, sitting down next to Karofsky on a park bench. "Why not?" Karofsky asked. "So, what's this girl's name?" Mercedes asked. "I'm, um, gay, Mercedes", Karofsky said.
"Seriously? That explains so much!" Mercedes said, suddenly feeling bad for the boy. He was probably just envying Kurt who was openly gay. Maybe he didn't want to bully Kurt. Karofsky's reply pulled her out of her thoughts. "But, let's call him….Princess", He said. Mercedes nodded. "Okay. Tell me about 'Princess'", Mercedes said, smiling slightly.
"Well, Princess helped me through lots of stuff, and I kinda fell for him. He, on a strange level, seemed to understand about being afraid to be gay. He's open about it, but he understood. I was afraid to act on the feelings, because I have a bad history with him", Karofsky said. "Well, doesn't everyone have a bad history with you?" Mercedes winked.
"I guess so. Anyway, I finally grew some balls and sent him secret admirer cards", Karofsky said. Mercedes smiled. "You're strangely romantic, Karofsky", She said. "Thanks. So, I told Princess to meet me somewhere tonight. Come to find out, he likes me", Karofsky said. Mercedes smiled. "As a friend", Karofsky corrected. "I'm-"
"And he has a boyfriend. Who apparently didn't do shit for Princess this Valentine's Day", Karofsky said. "I-I'm so sorry, David", Mercedes said. "David?" Karofsky asked. "Your romantic, gay side should be named David", Mercedes said. Karofsky laughed. "Princess seems like an idiot. You're actually a good looking guy", Mercedes said.
Dave smiled. "And whoever Princess is dating is a plain jackass. I really hope this works out with you and Princess", Mercedes said. "It won't. H-he doesn't care if I love him. Or if I'm in love with him. I-I just want to be loved by someone who gets how I feel", Karofsky said. Mercedes saw tears on his face. She wrapped her arms around him tightly.
"What's this guy's name so I can slap the hell out of him?" Mercedes asked. Karofsky tensed. "Come on. You slushied me for years, and I'm hugging you. Not much can surprise me", Mercedes said. "His name is… Kurt. Kurt Hummel", Karofsky whispered. Mercedes pulled back. "White boy?" She asked. Karofsky nodding, expecting the worst.
"Thank God someone's come along to knock Pretty Boy off that fucking pedestal Kurt has him on!" Mercedes said. "I thought you liked Blaine", Karofsky said. "Not since Kurt started bailing on me when they weren't even dating. Imagine how it is now that they are", Mercedes said. "That's not right", Karofsky said. "I know. And since Sebastian-"
"Who's Sebastian?" Karofsky asked. "The guy Blaine spent most of his Valentine's Day with", Mercedes growled. Karofsky gaped like a fish. "What?" He asked. "I-I shouldn't tell you. Only Quinn and I should know. But, I'm going to tell you, anyway", Mercedes said, slightly surprised with herself. Karofsky nodded. "So? What happened?" He asked.
"Well, I broke up with Shane on the football and broke Sam's heart. So, Quinn offered to go to the movies before Sugar's party. We saw Blaine there. With Sebastian. I have a video. We hid close up to catch their conversation", Mercedes said, pulling out her phone. She looked through the gallery until she found the video, lifting it up to Karofsky's face.
"Crap. It's almost time for Sugar's party", Blaine groaned. Sebastian pushed him into the corner. "God, I love that sound", Sebastian said, biting Blaine's neck. "S-Sebastian. I have to go. It's Kurt's surprise", Blaine said. "Kurt. Kurt. KURT. Forget him and come back to my place. We'll fuck till you forget", Sebastian growled. Blaine whimpered.
"Okay. I'll text Sugar and tell her to post pone my performance", Blaine said. "Come on, baby. Don't you want me to fuck you real fast?" Sebastian growled. "God, yes. Your house. Now. Please", Blaine said. Sebastian chuckled. "I love it when you beg", He said. "I know. Let's go", Blaine said, grabbing Sebastian's hand and leaving.
The video cut off. "Kurt", Karofsky whispered. Mercedes nodded. "It will kill him to find out. You have to tell him before he sees it himself", Karofsky said. "It's not our place", Mercedes said. "Can you get some Glee clubbers to talk to me? I need to apologize", Karofsky said. "Okay. David, you're a good guy. Show it more often. Okay?" Mercedes asked, getting up. "Okay. As long as you call me David. I hate Karofsky", Dave said. (A/N: He will be 'Dave' from now on).
"Okay, David. I have to go. Hand me your phone", Mercedes said. Dave handed it over. Mercedes put her number in and took a picture of herself, smiling. Dave chuckled, grabbing his phone back. "Text me tomorrow", Mercedes said. "Mercedes? Would it be good if I transferred back to McKinley? To win Kurt over?" Dave whispered the last part.
"Ya know, yeah. I'll talk to Quinn this weekend, and we'll help you get set up for school", Mercedes said. Dave smiled. "Um, Mercedes? What if I told you I actually like to sing? I'm in the choir at my church. I get more solos than Rachel Berry", Dave said. "You? Dave Karofsky? Likes to sing? Would you join Glee?" Mercedes asked.
Dave knew it was a test, to see if he really liked Kurt. "Yeah. I actually hate football. And, believe it or not, Azimio? He's not a homophobe. He's brother's gay. He just thinks I hate gay people", Dave said. "Damn, boy. If Kurt won't fall for you for all this, we'll just have to murder Blaine", Mercedes winked. Dave laughed. "Maybe", He said.
"Quinn?" Mercedes asked, waving a hand in front of the girl's face. "Karofsky's gay? And he's gay for Kurt?" Quinn asked. Mercedes nodded. "Call him David or Dave", She said. "And you showed him the video?" Quinn asked. Mercedes nodded. "And you want them to get together?" Quinn asked. Mercedes nodded again. "Okay", Quinn said.
"Seriously?" Mercedes squealed. "Yeah. It makes sense why he picked on Kurt the most", Quinn said. "So, you'll help Dave?" Mercedes asked. "Me?" Quinn asked. "Yeah. You went from Lucy to Quinn. Dave needs your help. To impress Kurt", Mercedes said. "Fine", Quinn groaned. Mercedes pulled out a DVD. "Now, movie night?" She asked.
"Dude!" Azimio said. Dave chuckled. "Hey, man", he said. "What brings The Great Karofsky to my house?" Azimio asked. "Call me Dave", Dave said. Azimio raised an eyebrow. "What's wrong, man?" He asked. "Your brother", Dave blurted. "What about him?" Azimio asked. "I-I'm like him. We have something in common, man", Dave said.
"You're gay?" Nathan, Azimio's brother, asked. He walked up to Dave. Azimio was frozen. "Y-yeah", Dave said. "Is that why you picked on Hummel the most?" Azimio asked. "Yes", Dave said. "Finally! I was waiting for you to telling me! I hated picking on Kurt so much", Azimio said. "Waiting for me to tell you?" Dave asked. He was confused.
"I've caught you staring at Hummel's ass so many times, I'm sure you have it memorized. Now, what brings you to my house?" Azimio asked. "I need the bullying to stop", Dave said. "Okay. Kurt's protected, man", Azimio said. Dave tensed. "You don't mean just Kurt", Azimio said. "The entire Glee Club", Dave said, sternly. "Then, I'll have no one-"
"Except for Blaine Anderson", Dave said. "Kurt's boyfriend?" Azimio smirked. Dave chuckled and nodded. "Deal, dude. Blaine and Jew-Fro will be the school's new victims. I'll beat the shit out of the carrot top on the hockey team if he tries to bully any of them", Azimio said. "Thanks, man", Dave said. "Anything for my favorite gay", Azimio said.
"Hmm-hmm", Nathan said. "Okay. Second favorite gay", Azimio said. Nathan and Dave laughed. "Listen, man. You don't have to talk to me in school", Dave said. "I know. But, I will. And if you decide to come out to the school, I'll be right by your side", Azimio said. Dave had tears in his eyes. He hugged Azimio. "Ooo! Can I teach you some tips?" Nathan asked. "Not with me around!" Azimio said. Dave laughed. "Later", He said.
That's the first chapter. And I'm not gonna mess this one up. Review! My magical unicorn adores reviews! :P