A/N: okay I felt like writing a pointless fanfic. I know this will probably bite me in the ass some how but frankly, I really don't give fuck Cuz I don't have a life. I tried looking in the $2 shop for one as well as a brain and some cheap beers but all got was…nothing.
Oh yeah don't buy lollies or food from there Cuz they're off and make you sick…trust 'yamumsaman and me' from experience.
I burped loudly as I walked down the hallway into the living room. "Fucking Fridays, always mocking me." I drank my soda. "What's the point…well I guess Thursdays would become Friday and they would start mocking me instead of Fridays…what's the point of school anyway…too." I itched my scalped. "Life is fucked."
I stepped into the orange room called the living area…where things lived.
"Ewww" I said as I stepped on toadstool. Nice name…stool.
I switched the channel from 'Vintage cars', which my dad happened to be watching.
"HEY FUCK OFF YA' SKANK I WAS WATCHING THAT!" I threw the Saturn remote at him.
"SHUT UP!"
"FINE I'LL WATCH IT IN YOUR ROOM!"
"Yeah you better run biotch." I stuck a tape in the video slot and waited for Teen titans to come on. (very, very bad!)
Yes I'm ghetto, how bout' you ghettoff of my back!
"YES!" I bobbed up and down on the spot while I pressed record.
Then a freaky vortex came out of the TV screen and sucked me in. "WHAT THE FUCK?"
I grabbed my laptop and video camera before leaving though. (Coincidence, cough, cough)
Dad walked in with a glass of lemonade. "YAY SHE'S GONE, NOW I CAN WATCH MY SOAP OPERAS!" he sat down and watched them.
"No Jessica don't say yes he'll kill you…AGGGGGHHHH LOOK AT ALL THE BLOOD! AND GORE!" I really do wish there was a soap opera like that oh and by the way. Dad if somehow you're reading this you're probably on your way home with a shovel. Txt me before you get here okay? Give me a warning cuz if you don't it's not fair.
"Whoa what the hell is going on?" I asked as I looked around. Everything was shiny, animated and badly colored in (joke).
"You guys c'mon it wasn't my fault!" BB yelled as he walked through the door.
"Oh shit." I whispered and dived behind the couch.
"Friend Beast boy I did not appreciate the gesture." Starfire rubbed her arm and glared at Beastboy.
"Beastboy never do that again!" Raven kicked him and folded her arms heavily, blushing also.
"Oh yeah I am really sorry about that!" he scratched his head.
Flash Back…
Plasmus was throwing shit bombs all over the place. Everyone was diving in all directions.
"Dudes look out!" BB jumped and pushed them, accidentally in the chest area.
(Damn I'm having fun writing this!)
End of Flash back…
"Shame BB." I said.
"Who said that?" Robin and his senses picked up something.
"Way to blow your cover Emily!" I smacked my fore head.
A/N: Well I've decided to end the chapter right here. Because I don't know what else to write, I can't be stuffed, and I don't even know if I'll get reviews on this or not…lol.