The first thing a hero must do: Well, I need to wake up to start my day, of course!
"Oh, snap! Today's going to be an awesome day!"
The second thing a hero must do: Jump outta bed and brush my teeth!
"Crap, the toothpaste's almost out!" I used the last of it and tossed it in the trash. That's what heroes do, guys. I just hope Canada doesn't get upset~!
The third thing a hero must do: Look through my drawer for some of my awesome clothes!
I sifted through the pile of clothes in my drawer. "Aha, there you are, my precious Bomber Jacket!"
The fourth thing a hero must do: Eat my breakfast to stay strong and healthy!
"Yo, Canada! Where's the milk, bro?"
"In the top shelf," Canada replied, although I could barely hear him. Dude needs to speak up more.
And finally! The fifth and MOST IMPORTANT thing a hero must do: Start my day as a hero outside the house; it's time to leave!
"Canada, I'm off, dude!" I announced in my totally awesome hero voice.
"Okay. Be safe, America," Canada said. He was still eating his cereal, or whatever it was.
Alrighty then! Now that I said my goodbyes, I can head out! So that's what I did. Boy, was it bright outside! "Whoo, I wonder what's in store for me today~?"
Now guys, don't leave yet! The hero (that's me FYI) has just started his morning!
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"Iggy~!" I said in a singsong voice. "Tell me I'm not late for the meeting, bruh!"
"No, America, you're not," Iggy (or England, as you prefer) said. "Just be quiet and sit down."
"Righty-o!"
"I said be quiet,"
"Righty-o!" I said again, not changing my pitch. As I took my seat, I heard Britain take a deep breath of irritation. So I leaned into him and said, "You mad, bro?"
England grimaced. Be quiet, you twit."
"He mad," I snickered, turning to the person next to me; which happened to be Japan. He gave me that look he always gives me.
My attention was suddenly at the front of the room. Germany came out with some thick papers. Something tells me this is going to be a looooong meeting...
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Oh, joy! It's over, guys! That was one helluva long meeting. But now I'm finally free~!
"Whoo, it's hero time!" I exclaimed, raising my hands up above my head and dashing through the crowd of people.
It wasn't until I was forcefully pulled back by some strong hands on my shoulders. Freaky! "Hold up there, America," the voice said, all serious and stuff. Pretty sure I know who it is now. "I noticed that you dozed off in the middle of the meeting. Care to explain?
Oh, crap. I turned around and flinched. It was Germany who had pulled me back and he totally had this serious grimace on his face. Well, here goes.
"Yeah dude...you see, the reason why I dozed off is because we never talk about anything awesome or exciting...like blasting the crap outta things or bombing stuff. Yeah."
Whoa, did I just say all of that? Awesome!
Germany looked quite surprised, by the way. He just stood there, and on his chin and staring wide-eyed at me. Kinda creepy, dude.
"Yo?" I said, waving my hand in his face. "You alive in there, bruh?"
"J-ja." Germany finally responded, averting his eyes. "I-I'll have to think about that..." With that said, he turned his body around and walked off, muttering a few things under his breath.
"Whoo!" I yelled, not really sure what happened. I continued to dash through the people in my way. "GameStop, here I come!"
Alrighty, guys! Stay snug in your seats because you're about to see something you won't ever forget: ME IN GAMESTOP, DUDE!