Author Note:Yes, I'm posting both the evil and funny versions. No real differences in the first two chapters, but the rest will be rewritten to be funny. and no tounament either, that's in the evil version. Look for Yami Shiro Inazuma: Dark White Lightning posted here somewhere. For now, I've got other updating to do. Ja!
Disclaimer: YGO is copyrighted to Kazuki Takahashi, and that's not me. Do the math, that means I don't own YGO.
Senselessness By Khitoutsu
Prologue: Icy Confessions
Stupid school, I hate it when this happens. First that idiot wants to pound Wheeler's face into the ground for who knows what reason, then it's the mutt that's going to get pounded. Then the other idiot jumps in, and somehow I get pulled into getting pounded, too! What next, Wheeler actually thanking me for standing up for them? Kaiba ranted to himself while walking down the hall to his locker after school, running right into Serenity without noticing. "Huh? Oh, what do you want Wheeler?"
"I, uh-I wanted to thank-you for what you did earlier. You've changed since Battle City, Kaiba. Even if you don't think so, I think you've changed quite noticably." Serenity said, shaking Kaiba's hand. "Oh yeah, one more thing. I saw an ad in the newspaper this morning about a job opening at Kaiba Corp; and thought I'd ask you about it at school rather than bother you at work."
I had to ask, didn't I? "The job opening at Kaiba Corp. is a job as my personal secretary, and so far the only people that have applied for it are hormone-crazed fan girls. Why? Are you asking me for a job or something, Wheeler?" Kaiba asked, then realized he still hadn't let go of her hand. Oh shit, just let go Kaiba! If the mutt see's me talking to his sister, he'll rip me apart! I don't know why I'm so nervous, she's just a Wheeler! 'That's the point, Seto old buddy. SHE'S a Wheeler, and you are a guy. Face it Seto, you're in love!' Grr, damn that inner voice. I am not in love, I just haven't let go of her hand yet. 'Nor do you really want to, Seto Kaiba!' Shut up!
"Um, yeah. As a matter of fact, I am asking you for a job Kaiba! So...Can I have a job, please?" Serenity begged, turning red when she looked at her hand. Oh my god, he's touching me! Even bigger oh my god, I'm blushing! Dammit, stop blushing Serenity!
"Will you stop begging if I give you the job, Wheeler?" Serenity nodded and looked at her shoes to hide how red her face was, failing at the task when Kaiba put a hand under her chin and made her look up. Something about his eyes captivated her, holding her gaze at his. "So, mearly holding your hand makes you blush then? You always struck me as harder than that, Wheeler." Hm, a deserted hallway and the little Wheeler. Again, hm. "Don't hold this against me, Serenity." Kaiba slowly leaned forward, closing the small distance between them. He quickly pressed his lips to Serenity's, dropping his suitcase in favor of putting his arms around her waist. Breaking the kiss for air, Kaiba still looked deep into her eyes.
"Uh, d-did y-y-you j-just see th-that, R-R-Ryou?" Yugi stuttered out, glancing at Ryou.
"N-n-not i-if you d-d-didn't, Y-Y-Yugi." Both of them put there hands over their eyes and began walking away from the hallway, glad they couldn't see the fact that they could feel Kaiba glaring at them.
"So, do I still get that job?" Serenity said quietly, her arms around Kaiba's chest.
"Do you always have such a one track mind, Serenity? If so, we need to get that track to become me for the next five minutes." Kaiba claimed her lips again, running his tounge over her bottom lip teasingly. Serenity pressed her lips harder against his, grinning inside until she got the feeling they were being watched. "What're you lookin' at, mutt?" Serenity's face turned pale when she heard the word 'mutt' since Joey was the only 'mutt' in school, then she quickly let go and stepped two feet to her right and away from Kaiba.
"....." Joey was moving his lips, but no sound was coming out. The expression on his face was priceless though; a mixture of shock, anger and (surprisingly enough) reluctant acceptance. "What da fuckin' HELL, sis?" Serenity began to explain, but Kaiba cut her off by talking over her.
"I believe most people call that making out, mutt. Find yourself a woman and try it some day, just leave us be." Kaiba pulled Serenity back to him, kissing her again and bidding Joey good-bye with a wave of his hand. Stupid dog, and to think we might wind up in-law's someday.
TBC...
Author Note: Damn, this is really pissing me off! Why, Khitou-san? What hell does that mean? I dunno, I'm still new at this whole yami thing. Whatever, runt. This is pissing me off because you can't leave well enough alone. I like Yami Shiro Inazuma, that's what I call funny. Not the rest of us though, Yami. So for now, just put up with it. Oh yeah, and in case your mind doesn't work like ours does. Khitoutsu wrote Dark White Lightning, I didn't. By the way, anyone want a yami? HEY, YOU CAN'T GIVE US AWAY!!!! Actually, I can't give Khitoutsu away. The rest of you can go whenever you want, so there! Hn, why me? Because you're the Yami of the Millennium Blade, and they're just idiots I got pinned with. Ja!