Hi. My name is PurpleStrawberry. So heres my number. So call me maybe. Haha funny? No? Ok... anyways, I am here to give you a story! This is how Soul Eater Should Have Ended. Warning! Absolute nonsense ahead!
How Soul Eater Should Have Ended
Ending 1
The Frog witch ran with the black blood towards the Kishin. She jabbed the syringe and tried to inject the blood. But Black Star is behind her, with the Fey Blade in his grasp. E dashed, as he is nearing her, suddenly...
"Black Star! You tried to hit the statue! Behind you you idiot!" Death The Kid yelledmas he kept shooting thr werewolf.
"Eh? Oh sorry. Yaaahhoooo!" Black Star jumped off the statue and slashed the syringe, at the same time chopping Eruka Frog's head off. "Haha! Victory!" Black Star then stated dancing his victory dance with Tsubaki clapping her hands.
"Hey! What about me?!" Death The Kid yelled as he keep shooting the werewolf.
Ending 2
The Kishin is revived. And struggled with the skin. As the Kishin walked around, he accidently kicked Eruka's knee. Wanting to know what he touched, he looked at the Frog Witch. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... GYAAAAAAHHHHHH!
They both then died from a heart attack.
"Well, that was easy." Death The Kid laughed looking at their enemies.
"Yahoo! Im so big that the Kishin had a heart attack!" Black Star laughed.
"Yeah, your penis is so big it died..." Kid just shook his head at Patty's statement and they all looked at it.
"Oi! Stop looking! The madness is affecting me!"
Ending 3
The Kishin ignored Maka's rambling about courage. Yet, Maka kept talking and staring at him. "Oi, you done yet staring? I know that I am hot and cool, but I am the enemy." Asura shouted.
"No I wont stop." Maka replied, keeping her stare at him.
"Ok, suit yourself. VAJRA!" Asura then shot her, killing her instantly and ruled over the world with madness.
The End!