Okay so i don't own anything of sky high or Mr. Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit. All rights belong to Disney and all. this is just a little fan fiction one-shot that came to mind. I hope you all enjoy and have a great laugh, i know i did.

Mr. Rabbit

He didn't know why he agreed to go. He hated school functions, well any function really and it was all for good reason. One, he would have to dress up, two he couldn't stand being in a crowd, and lastly, something always bad seemed to happen.

Take homecoming last year, for example, when Gwen had tried to destroy the school. Then their prom when she and her minions had created an elaborate plan to get revenge on the heroes, only to land in jail. Add the now Halloween dance to the mix, well he just knew that something bad was going to happen and he didn't want to go.

The sound of someone knocking on his girlfriend's front door interrupted his thoughts.

"Honey can you go get that?" called his girlfriend from her bathroom getting ready with her best friend.

That was when he remembered he was doing this for her. His beautiful hippy girlfriend. Yeah it was still so weird for him to acknowledge that he had a girlfriend but he knew that she was worth it.

"Warren, are you still there?" called Layla.

Getting up from her bed he answered, "Yeah, I'll get it, if you tell me what you are wearing."

"Warren, please go get that! Trust me when you see what I am wearing it will all be worth it."

"Layla…"

"Please!"

"Alright!"

"If Zack is there make sure he stays in the living room please!" shouted Magenta from the other side.

"Whatever," he muttered.

Walking out of Layla's bedroom he noticed that Mrs. Williams had beat him to the chase and watched as Will came in dressed as Batman with his girlfriend Natalie, (who was a mortal but kept their secret) beside him as Cat Woman. Zack then came in and was dressed as a… bunny.

Warren looked at him crazy thinking why the fuck was he dressed as a bunny?

"You all look pretty dashing…" paused Mrs. Williams, "especially you, Zack."

Zack, inside the costume said, "Thanks Mrs. W, but can you get me some water it's pretty hot in here. If I don't get something to drink I think I might pass out."

"Well we certainly wouldn't want that. Come please and take the head part off. You'll definitely feel much better."

Zack followed Mrs. William's into the kitchen doing so as she had asked while Warren walked to Will about to ask him a question.

Will held his hand up and said, "Dude I don't even know why."

Warren shrugged, "Whatever. But seriously Batman."

Natalie playfully smacked his shoulder and said, "Hey Batman is cool. Besides I think he looks rather dashing."

"Of course you would say that you're his girlfriend."

"Well every girlfriend has to make sure her man is feeling loved. So that is what I am doing. I have to ask, does Layla compliment you often."

He smirked. "Oh she does but in bigger and better ways than you could possibly think."

"Like what?

He was about to answer until a door had opened and out slipped Magenta in black jeans and a grey top with skeleton face makeup going to her neck.

"Wow," they all said.

"You like?" asked Magenta with a creepy smile that stretched the fake teeth on her lips.

"Alright guys I am ready to go where…" said Zach, coming in exclaiming at the sight of Magenta in her Halloween costume, "Holy cow, Magenta is that you."

She answered, "The one and only. Did I really scare you?"

"Hell yeah."

"Good then that means I'll have the pleasure of scaring people all night."

"Magenta, sweetie, you look incredible. Where's Layla does she need help?" asked Mrs. Williams, coming into the room.

"Thank you, but she's good. She's just setting up the last of her costume and she will be done."

"Alright well I am going to go on up and get the camera. Ooh, Warren I can't wait to see your reaction."

As Mrs. Williams ran up the stairs, he turned to Magenta and asked, "Okay I have been asking all week, what is she wearing? And all I have gotten was that I would have to wait and see. And that I had to dress like I was going to a speakeasy. I actually had to buy this vest and these pants. So for god's sake tell me what is she wearing, Magenta?"

"Sorry can't but you do make the look justice. With this on, you look more like a badass and mysterious. Layla will love it."

The anger was making its way up to him. It took every inch of him to push down the fire that wanted to surge up and throw a ball of fire. At someone, at something, anything just as long as he could take it out on something but it all came to a stop when the sound of pitter patter came down the stairs and a door opened. Not just any door Layla's door.

And when one leg swung out the open door and out came Layla. He couldn't help but stare. There leaning against the wall was his girlfriend, who was dressed in a red sparkly dressed that shaped her well showing her curves with a slit hanging on the side of the dress, showing a good part of her long beautiful legs and her red hair down beautifully done in waves.

He heard the sound of a camera flashing and it took all of him to not throw them back into her room and ravage her like the queen she was. Instead of doing so, he walked towards and he watched as Layla left her door smiling at him and faced him. The dress covered her breasts for that he was grateful for if it had been any lower and men were gawking at the party he would pound them into the locker or better yet throw them out the window. He didn't care if he had made a scene at all or even gotten detention. It'd be worth it.

Her hands wrapped in purple gloves snaked around his neck and his hands had lowered to her lower back.

Layla grinned, "So what do you think?"

He whispered into her ear, "I would take you here right now if there weren't so many people."

She grinned wider against his ear and pulled his face back to hers. "So you do like it?"

"Like it, no." Her face fell. "I love it." She smiled at his words. "As always you look beautiful, magnificent, fantastic, gorgeous, yes, but you also look like a fucking queen that is making me kind of antsy right now."

She smirked. "Good."

He looked at her in confusion.

He whispered, "Good, how's that good? You're dressed like Jessica Rabbit. Did you really think I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off of you or even think that I would want to take you right now?"

"Because if you are good tonight, then you will get a very special treat from moi."

He grinned. "I will."

"But know this you have to be good. So that means no throwing any fists at anyone tonight if someone looks at me the wrong way. Or throwing secret fire balls without me noticing. If you're really good, then I might just let you do the one thing you've always wanted to do."

He groaned. "Your putting me in a tough situation, hippie."

"Well then, cutie, if you want your prize tonight, all it takes is good behavior."

"Good behavior, huh?"

She nodded, pulling at his bottom lip enticing a groan from him.

"Fine, but the same goes for you two."

She laughed. "What do you mean?"

"Well it's no secret that I know that you get jealous too when girls look at me the wrong way."

"I do not."

"Oh please remember Prom."

She felt her cheeks blushing. "How many times do I have to tell you that was an accident?"

"Oh please, pulling Freeze girl's leg with your vine was totally an accident, when she tried to make a move on me."

She scoffed. "The vines were there as a part of the theme. She just tripped on one. That's on her."

He pulled a small smile, one that he would only let her see when they had their intimate moments. "Yeah okay."

She bit her bottom lip which made him want her even more.

Finally she said, "Fine. You do look pretty dashing yourself."

"Good."

He bent down almost ready to kiss her but she had stopped him with the palm of her hand.

"What are you doing?"

In her best impression of Jessica Rabbit, Layla said, "Sorry, but only my Honey-bunny gets to kiss me."

"Honey-bunny?"

He watched as she moved away from him in a seductive way towards Zach, leaving him stunned, while Magenta and Mrs. Williams laughed at the little exchange happening at the moment.

"My honey-bunny always make laugh and he's a better lover than a driver."

Now this called him to explode. "Oh hell no!"

"Warren!" chastised Mrs. Williams. "Watch your language."

"I'm sorry, but no this isn't happening. Zach take off the costume."

Zach shrugged and wrapped an arm around Layla following the act. "I don't know, I'm actually liking the way she calls me…"

"Finish that sentence and I'll burn you on the wrong side of…"

"Warren," purred Layla, "I thought we had a deal."

"Oh no we have a deal, but there's no chance I am letting Zach here enjoy your company or getting near you tonight. Now come on glow man, get out of the costume."

Suddenly Natalie said, "I bet five bucks that Warren takes the first punch in the night."

"Oh we're betting," said Magenta. "I'll add to that but with Layla taking the first vine. We all know how she can get."

"Magenta!" chastised Layla.

"Okay let's be honest, if anyone is going to throw it out it's going to be hothead," admitted Will.

"Really, I think it will be Layla," added Zach.

"Are you seriously betting about us right now?" asked Layla and Warren, quite offended.

"Oh yeah," they answered simultaneously.

"Mom!"

"Sorry honey, but this is getting interesting. I got 10 dollars on Layla."

"Okay now that's just rude."

"Alright now let me get a picture of all of you before you leave."

Warren shook his head. "Oh no we're not leaving yet, until Zach changes."

"Warren, he's not changing. Now come on and get in the picture."

Warren had not moved from his spot. With her best puppy dog expression she gave him, he succumbed to her knowing he could never win with that look. It was always her way of getting him to do things for her. Slowly he made his way to her left side and she put her hand on his chest.

"Alright everyone get ready," instructed Mrs. Williams.

He pulled her close, putting his mouth against her ear and said, "Just know that I am only doing this for you."

She shivered under his breath and whispered back, "I know, which is why I love you."

Pulling his head back from her neck he said, "I love you, too."

"Smile."

Everyone smashed together for the photo, but Layla and Warren only kept their eyes on each other and shared a smile before they shared a kiss. Which just so happened when the camera went off with a big flash. Everyone pulled away and as they all left the house. He hopped onto the bus that would take them to school with Layla in tow.

Zach said, "Ethan, my man, where were you?"

Ethan answered, "I had a costume malfunction, so now I am Zorro. Dude, why the hell are you a bunny?"

Zach said, "I'm actually Mr. Rabbit."

Warren yelled from the back, "Shut up Glow man."

Leaning against the back of the seat with his beautiful girlfriend beside him laughing, geez, this was going to be a long night.

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