Yo, Pie here. This is my first fanfic on this site and I know I'm a really shitty writer but I'm here anyway. I'm not too familiar with the ship so I apologize if I get anything wrong story-wise. I'm also not that deep into Fairy Tail and I know everyone is ridiculously OOC. I'll admit I'm not really pleased with the writing in this chapter, but I never did have a way with words so please bear with me (and god knows this was WAY better than my first draft). Now that that's done, sit back, relax, and let's read about Fairy Tail's literal power couple (even if they aren't together yet ;p)

Prologue: A Bad Day

"LAXUS DREYAR! GET YOUR ASS UP HERE BEFORE I KICK IT INTO HELL!" The master shouted.

Yeah, Laxus was having a bad day. First he had no breakfast, Erza took all the awesome S-class quests, the Thunder God Tribe took a job without him, and for the quest he did take... for now we'll say that's probably the reason Gramps was yelling at him... and much to Laxus' disfortune, punishing him.

"C'mon Gramps be reasonable!" Laxus complained. But then again this was Fairy Tail, and reason had no place in Fairy Tail. "It was one tiny fire!"

"Yes, one tiny fire, which of course turned into A FOREST FIRE THAT BURNED DOWN HALF THE VILLAGES IN THAT FOREST, AND IT WAS A DAMN BIG FOREST LAXUS!" The tiny old man yelled.

"Well it's not my fault the demon attacking the villages was a forest demon; and it's also not my fault that thunder and wood don't mix, so the mayor shouldn't have asked for me!" The thunder mage protested.

"Laxus..." the master growled, anger marks (aka cross popping veins, also if there's random bold sections like this one its me, the writer, not an actual part of the story. In fact you can even skip the bold) appearing on his head. "They asked for ANY S-class mage... YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOOK THE JOB!" Master yelled while kicking his grandson in the head. "Honestly, did you and Natsu switch brains or something?" (That would actually be hell. Lucy would be freaking out cuz Laxus is flirting with her as Natsu, and Natsu would constantly be electrocuting Gray which of course would cause Juvia to freak out... someone should turn this into a fanfic... maybe I will 😈)

Admittedly, perhaps taking a job in the forest with a bunch of wood villages around wasn't the blonde's brightest idea. "Ok, but..." Laxus began.

"NO BUTS! ONE MONTH, NO JOBS FOR YOU, AND YOU HAVE TO HELP MIRAJANE CLEAN THE GUILD FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS! NOW GET OUT BEFORE I DECIDE TO MAKE YOU BABYSIT NATSU FOR THE NEXT YEAR!" Master yelled while slamming the door in his face.

Well, I was in some deep shit.

Mira was having a bad day. First she had to deal with a bunch of angry guild mates who didn't get breakfast due to the fact she ran out of ingredients, Natsu and Gray have been brawling for the past 3 hours and Erza wasn't here to deal with it, she spent all day cooking for her guild mates, and now she had to deal with an idiot thunder dragon who was supposed to be helping her. Of course Mira loved her guild and was willing to do anything for Fairy Tail, but sometimes she didn't always want to endure the noise and chaos of her fellow guild mates.

"Explain yourself." the white haired beauty said firmly while giving Laxus her infamous death glare.

"I don't have to explain anything, you said put the dishes in the washer and that's what I did." He said nonchalantly while pouring himself a cup of beer from behind the bar.

"Yes Laxus, the DISHwasher not the CLOTHESwasher!" Mira exclaimed. "What the hell am I supposed to do with a bunch of broken dishes and a smoking washing machine! Why would you even put the dishes in the washing machine in the first place!"

"Well you didn't specify which washer to use, and the clotheswasher was closer." He replied smugly.

Mirajane was not in the mood for this. Laxus was being an ass and while she may be sweet there are some days when Mira needs to let out the demon inside her.

"FUCK YOU! Here I am busting my ass for arrogant bastards like you, and you're so lazy that when you're finally put in your place, you can't even do the job right! Honestly, do you have any redeeming qualities!?" Mira asked ready to kill the dragon slayer at this point.

Laxus had a flash of fear, shock, shame, and embarrassment pass over his face but in a split second his typical cocky smirk returned and he replied. "Well... I can cook."

Ok. He's either drunk or he has a death wish. "So not only are you useless, but you're a liar too. Anything else I should add to the list?" Mirajane asked sarcastically. "I don't believe you until someone deems you better than me, which I assure you is impossible." Mirajane knows her cooking skills are the best in the guild and she has reason to believe that this is Laxus' ego talking.

Laxus simply stared at Mira suddenly deep in thought. After what seemed like a little too long a devious grin spread across Laxus' face while he asked her a simple question.

"Wanna bet?"

Ta da! That's the prologue! Kinda short but whatever. Did you love it? Did you hate it? Did you want to Sky Dragon roar your phone (or laptop, or whatever device you're reading this on) out of the room? Let me know in the reviews! Please be warned that I won't update very often (Sorry, life's a thing) but I will try my best. There will also be other ships coming later on (Nalu, Gruvia, Jerza all that good stuff and so much more) so get ready for that. Can Laxus really cook? What is this bet he's proposing? Will Mira accept? Or is this whole thing a bunch of bullcrap that Laxus set up to piss off Mira? Find out next time on: How Mira Became a Better! (still a working title).

Peace Out! Pie Out!