Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, and I'm not making any money off writing this… I could use some money though ………
Ranma's Notes: FOR FIREKALICHAOS, who wanted to see a TyKa that involved some ancient civilization and time period. Corny title, I know. Even cornier plot (what plot??? This is shameless!!), but it's the best I could come up with! Now that I've been to Egypt, this was totally easier to write.
WARNING! This will be rated M in the future.
Post G Revolution!
The Powers at Bey
The hot sun beat down from the clear blue sky on a small caravan of people. The camels slowly trekked along the dusty path towards a towering ancient Egyptian temple, a small safari jeep puttering alongside them on their way.
"How's everyone doing!" Mr. Granger, Tyson's father, shouted over the motor of the vehicle to the group of camel-riding teens on the other side of the road.
"Fine!!" The group of young voices answered him. The archeologist grinned, and his eldest son, Hiro, beside him put away a worn map. "OK! We're moving up ahead, meet you there!" The older man called out, and the two archeologists in the jeep sped up and out of sight to their destination.
"Man, it sure is hot." Tyson said, removing his hat and wiping at his forehead.
The group of BBA Revolutions were on a vacation of sorts in Egypt, this time without the qualifying beybattles. After the BEGA stand off, all the beyblading teams had gone their separate ways. Ray and Max had been obligated to leave Japan for a short time afterwards to tie things up with the White Tiger X and All Starz teams respectively – so when Hiro appeared at the dojo completely decked out for adventure with the elusive Mr. Granger beside him, it turned out Tyson, Hilary, Kenny, Daichi, and Kai were invited to join them on a special archeological dig.
"Isn't this exciting you guys? The temple of Isis!" Hilary's eyes shone and her camel let out a noise.
Tyson groaned and sank down almost miserably, his grip on the reigns slack. "It's really hot."
In front of them Kenny turned around and tipped his wide-brimmed hat upwards. "You're right Hilary, it really is an educational experience!"
"HEY! There'll be old mummies there to beybattle right!?" Daichi yelled from way behind the others. His camel liked to stop and chew at shrubbery a lot. "Even older than the loudmouth?!" He wondered, pointing at Hilary.
"Why you-!!" The short-haired girl growled. "Who's ever heard of a beyblading mummy? You better hope I don't come over there…"
At the mention of a beyblading mummy, Tyson and Kenny shared a look.
The pony-tailed teen let out a loud sigh. "Why is it so HOT?"
"Tyson!!" The Chief shrieked. "That's the third time you've said that, we know it's hot!!"
Grumbles sounded across the group. Traveling through the desert on camel-back sounded like a really cool idea at the time… But it didn't matter if they were in a bus or boat or whatever – Daichi kept getting on Hilary's nerves like crazy, the Chief kept on lecturing, Tyson kept on complaining, and Kai kept to himself.
It looked like it'd still take the animals a few minutes to reach the temple and catch up with the two archeologists. The sun was as strong as ever and by the time they did finally reach the perfect stone blocks of the temple, everyone was beyond irritated with each other and had been sending jibes every which way.
"You suck Tyson!! You can't beat a mummy! I'll beat more mummies than you!!" Daichi burst out as Tyson got off his transportation.
The world champ tied his camel up and planted his hands on his hips. "Well for your information, I could beat a mummy – I HAVE beaten a mummy!!" He exclaimed.
"No you didn't!" Daichi argued and jumped off his camel, waving his fists around in a huff. Hilary snorted in humour as she too got down, and the redhead shot a glare at her. "She's a mummy!"
"I," Hilary stressed, her eye twitching. "…am an Egyptian queen!"
"… of the dead." Tyson cracked up at his joke.
"Aaaah Tyson…" The Chief slapped a hand to his face in fear. He and Hilary looked at each other and the short teen noted the outraged look on his female friend's face.
"Heh, hey, Daichi, man you don't know half the adventures we've gone through!" The oblivious midnight blue-haired blader fished out a water bottle from his bag. "By now, I could do anything!" Tyson haughtily announced, bringing up his water and taking a huge drink from it.
"Oh REALLY?" Hilary's eye twitched. She was in a foul mood... Both she and Kenny were totally sick of Tyson and Daichi's antics by now. The two brunets were pretty much the only ones enjoying this dig for it NOT being a beybattle for once! The short-haired girl looked around for potential inspiration and spotted Kai, a distance away, dismounting his camel. "You'll… eat… those, words! If you can do anything, then…then seduce Kai!" She declared, an evil gleam in her eye.
Tyson promptly spit the gulp of water out spraying Kenny straight in the face. The baseball-capped teen started coughing and the Chief instantly opened his mouth, ready to yell at him, but then stopped. "…that was actually refreshing…"
Tyson finished hacking and stared at Hilary with disbelief. "Uh… I must've heard you wrong…"
"Seduce Kai!" The female BBA Revolutions repeated. At the extreme expressions on Tyson and the rest of the crew's faces, the pointless challenge suddenly became a lot better an idea.
"Seduce?" Daichi asked, scratching his head.
"Aaah…" Kenny looked between his feuding companions and noticed Kai had already disappeared into the temple.
Tyson's eyes were wide and staring at the ground as he struggled to get over his shock. "You're joking right…?" The baseball-capped teen sputtered. "Are you delirious!?"
"Of course not!" Hilary finally got down from her own humped animal confidently. "Egypt is so romantic and ancient – curses, magic –" A sly look appeared. "And even erotic forbidden love-!"
A flush overtook Tyson's face. "Ex-cuse me, but are you sure you're thinking right Hilary?" He asked incredulously. "Kai." He said meaningfully. "Kai. You want me to…"
"Make him lurve you. If you can do that, then I'll believe you can do anything!" She sang. "Hey you're already half-way there. He's already been practically stalking you." Hilary said matter-of-factly, referring to the numerous times Kai had shown up out of the blue at the dojo or the bridge practice, managing to tear Tyson away from whatever he'd been doing with just a staring look.
"That is true…" The Chief added in.
"Yeah!!" Daichi yelled.
Tyson coughed into his hand something that sounded like 'yeahsure!' before he spread his hands in front of himself trying to placate his frazzled friends. "Look, you guys… think about what you're saying here…" His voice turned a bit funny as he continued. "You think I can… seduce Kai?"
"NO, we think you CAN'T!" Hilary countered.
A suspicious sneeze came from Kenny's direction.
"Oh yeah? You really think I can't do it? Well FINE!" Tyson said heatedly. "I will seduce him! I'll make him so hot, he won't know what hit him!!" He vowed, his eyes dark with resolve.
"And you have to PROVE you did it!" Daichi shouted.
That made everyone pause.
"How? A photo??" Tyson made a face.
Kenny and Hilary glanced at each other before the Chief answered, "Aah, you'll think of something!"
"Heh," Tyson grinned and suddenly started running into the temple, leaving the others to catch up with him. 'Watch out, Kai… the Tysonator is coming.'
"Well this should be funny." Hilary blinked.
End Part 1
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