Title : FIGMENTS
Chapter 1 : Secrets
Author : Emily ( webmistress.... you know me ! ) ( m_m_26@hotmail.com )
Rating : PG ( for the end )
Category: HUMOR and H/H Romance ( DUH ! ) and a unique form of Ron torture... heheh.... I'm really evil....... heheh.... not really.. It's funny... well.... read it and see !
Author's Notes : I don't really know if I will continue this series. It's gonna be about weird little scenes when Harry or Ron or Hermione ( mostly her.... I can't write guys well) revealing something or when they are all chatting.... just stupid stuff. And BTW ( by the way ) if you don't already know.... stuff in between four colons mean that it's happening right then.... like this.... ::giggles:: Got it ?? Good. Enjoy !
P.S. ( It's in POV of Hermione.... as if that's not obvious..... )

Do you know why I was so embarrassed when Ron made fun of me about Professor Lockhart ?? Do you know why I blushed when Ron asked if I had 'little hearts drawn around my notebook with his name in them ? NO it wasn't because I was madly in love with him.... though... well, never mind. And the only reason that I stuck up for him when you guys made fun of him was because I didn't want to get in trouble and because I knew how it felt... but that's another story. Do you guys REALLY wanna know the reason ?? Sure... so anyway, the reason was because you guys were starting to care about who I was interested in... I know that sounds weird, so I guess I'll explain it. See, you know how girls mature faster than guys ? ( SHUT UP ! It's proven you dorks ! ) Well, that means that we develop CRUSHES before guys do. And when you have two GUYS for best friends... there's no one to talk about it so you keep it private. Not to mention that when the hormones first hit..... Guess who is the first on your crush list ?? Okay, I admit it, I had a "thing" for Ron first... ::guys look REALLY surprised:: Shut up guys..... I dunno why ( hehe... OW ! STOP IT RON ! ) ... I guess 'cos he is the most average ( OW ! Don't hit me Ron !!! OW ! ) and he was easier to get to know.. ( you're just so private Harry ! ! Don't you even TRY to hit me, boy ! ) and he joked around with me a lot so... I took that up as flirting... ( Ron.... girls' minds think like that.... SHUT UP ! ) Then.... I had some.... ergh.... interesting crushes..... but why am I off topic ?? Oh kay.... back on track.... The reason for being so super sensitive about the Lockhart thing was because now I knew that you guys knew the "recognition signs" for my crushes. And about why I got REALLY upset about the hearts on my notebook thing was because if you would have CARED to even LOOK at my notebook, when you weren't cheating..... ( OW ! ! Bondiarmus chief ! ::Ron gets tied to a chair and gagged with a bunch of handkerchiefs:: There ! Heheh... ) Anyway... if you would have looked at my books... and my papers.... and my ..... lots of stuff.... you guys would have noticed a bunch of real pink hearts..... with my name and... also someone else's.... ::blushes:: ::Harry comes over to her bringing his notebook with him and picks up hers. He turns them over and shows his own hearts. They compare notebooks.... Hermione with an anxious frowning smile ( trust me it's possible ) looked down....
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They looked at each other and smiled. Both their secrets were out. Harry set the books down and went over to Ron.... ( Camera changes to Ron's Point of View ) Harry grins at him and waves bye bye. Hermione does so, too, in the background. Ron : "Oh no..." Harry and Hermione in unison : "Oh yes....."
A bandana slips over Ron's eyes.......