I don't own Youtube, Vokle or Tumblr. Or Gerard. But he would most definitley approve.

This is more of a Jack/Kristen than Jackbuscus. Just saying.

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"Argh!" Jack Douglass groaned at his laptop.

After a Wednesday livechat on Vokle, he was looking up some of the insane things his fans had said. From strange new baby toys, through to internet memes, there was just one which made the Youtuber sigh with frustrastion.

"Jack? What are you doing?" Kristen said from the other side of the room, noticing the frown on his face.

"These crazy biches! Did you know that all of them 'ship Jackbuscus'?" Jack muttered whilst scrolling down a page on Tumblr. Curious Kristen stood up slowly, yawned, then went over to see what her boyfriend was reading so intently. There was a blue website with a large title reading, 'Jackbuscus, because we all ship them'. The entire Tumblr was dedicated to edited pictures Jack and Toby Tobuscus Turner.

Kristen laughed. "You two are so cute! Jackbuscus is totally for the win," then grinned at Jack's reluctant interest in the ship.

After they laughed, frowned and sighed at some more pictures, the Jacksfilms star opened his Twitter and tweeted to the world.

"I just learned...what 'shipping' is...you all...disgust me" Jack typed aloud, "Damn you."

"You wait until theres fan fiction written about you, Jack," Kristen smiled, "Then you'll be damning them all and their...creative ships."

Jack shut the lid of his laptop, lay back on the bed and pulled his girlfriend down with him.

"Well, I suppose its my fault for answering that question about my bromances," he sighed contently, "but I ship us."

Kristen stayed quiet for a while before replying, "would we be Jacksten?"
The silence was short-lived.
"Or..," Kristen said between stifled laughter, "or...Krack?"

The Youtube star and his cameo-making girlfriend laughed together. After a minute or two of giggling and playing, another comfortable silence fell on them. Jack wrapped his arm around Kristen.

"Jackbuscus is still the greatest ship. Even Gerard approves," she whispered.
"But thats not fair. Gerard always approves."
"Exactly my point."

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Hi there everyone and anyone! Its likely you've come across this story and read it. Yeah...thats about it.
But my point is, that I just watched the Jacksfilms 9th November livechat and decided to write this after Kristen said something like, "Theres some good fic!"
I looked up this alleged fic and couldn't find any of it! So here you go, biches and/or audience. Enjoy.

PS: If this is Jack (which its not) then my Youtube name is CherryBoomx2x. I expect a review.

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[Edited 20/4/12!]

Bonjour. I just checked my story stats, and this one appears to be my most popular! Hooray! *party poppers and confetti*

Actually, this makes me quite depressed. This story was just a brain fart.
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